Work Twitter – greetings card
“Have you got a pencil I can borrow?”
“That’s brilliant, can I twitter that?”
Price: £1.99
Work Facebook – greetings card
“According to our data you logged into your Facebook account 282 times yesterday.”
“How d’you know it was me?”
Price: £1.99
Executive Burnout – greetings card
“Several clients have complained about recieving emails from a mistershits@pisscompany.com”
“Yeah that’ll be me working from home after a few drinks.”
Price: £1.99
Cheese and Wine Peter – greetings card
“I hear Peter’s new business is in trouble.”
“Peter’s a cunt.”
Price: £1.99
Cheese and Wine Barbecue – greetings card
“Has anyone seen Gerry?”
“Having a bloody nightmare with the barbecue, every time I turn my back on it it goes out.”
Price: £1.99
Home-Clubber Family Tree – greetings card
“I’ve been researching my family tree on the internet, so far all I’ve found is a picture of my sister naked with a lorry driver.”
Price: £1.99
Home-clubber Hurricane – greetings card
“Is that the weather centre? It’s me mum’s birthday coming up, how much would it cost to have a hurricane named after her? Ideally category 2 or stronger.”
Price: £1.99
Buy More Shit – greetings card
“Buy more shit or we’re all fucked”
Price: £1.99
Water Cooler Moment – greetings card
“Good weekend?”
“Yeah I’m still off my fucking tits.”
Price: £1.99
Work – Payrise – greetings card
“You want a payrise because you’ve given up smoking?”
“Yeah I used to do about 2 hours a day on fag breaks, now I’ve given up I’m not spending that time working unless you pay me more money.”
Price: £1.99
Work – Baby – greetings card
“My wife’s just had another baby, it’s not mine but can I have a couple of weeks off anyway?”
Price: £1.99
Work – Dog – greetings card
“You can’t bring a dog into work”
“Er hello? He’s not actually working”
Price: £1.99
Gym Smoking – greetings card
“That high intensity speed aerobics class you’re advertising, is it smoking or non-smoking? “
Price: £1.99
Mr Tourette Horse – greetings card
Mr Tourette’s Horse fucking service
Price: £1.99
Work Whip Round – greetings card
“I’m thinking about leaving, do you want to have a whip round for my present and I’ll see if it’s worth it.”
Price: £1.99
Work Day Off – greetings card
“I’m afraid we’re going to have to let you go.”
“Can I have a day off to think about it?”
Price: £1.99
Cheese & Wine – Wife – greetings card
“So how do you know Peter?”
“He fucked my wife.”
Price: £1.99
Work Pregnant – greetings card
“I’m thinking of getting a woman pregnant, how much time off is it?”
Price: £1.99
Work Fuck Off – greetings card
“I can’t come in today so fuck off.”
Price: £1.99
Work Printer – greetings card
“I’ve heard the printer’s broken, so I’m not coming in.”
Price: £1.99
Work Bored – greetings card
“I think I’ll go home, I’m a bit bored.”
Price: £1.99
Mr Tourette Whore – greetings card
Whore for sale
Price: £1.99
Mr Tourette Spunk – greetings card
Mr Tourette’s Spunk Drinking Festival
Price: £1.99
Park – greetings card
“It helps us find our way home.”
Price: £1.99
Customer Services – Kitchen – greetings card
“This kitchen I bought off you has given me manic depression”
Price: £1.99
Cheese and Wine Sign – greetings card
“Have you heard about Peter’s new car?”
“No have you read my sign?”
Price: £1.99
Weekend – Remote Control – greetings card
“yeah it’s me, have you seen the remote control anywhere?”
Price: £1.99
Weekend – IKEA – greetings card
“Let’s go to Ikea”
“Fuck Ikea”
Price: £1.99
Queen’s Cunting Boat – greetings card
Mr Tourette at it again!…
Price: £1.99
Sex Tourists – greetings card
Mr Tourette signwriter …
Price: £1.99
Work Sabbatical – greetings card
“I’m thinking about taking a sabbatical, what is it?“…
Price: £1.99
Health Crisps – greetings card
“Hello, have you come for your annual check up?”
“No I just wondered if you had any change for the crisp machine.”
Price: £1.99
Work Line Manager – greetings card
“How are you getting on with your new line manager?”
“He’s a fucking cunt“…
Price: £1.99
Customer Services Marriage – greetings card
“This bloke I married in your church turned out to be a fucking waste of space”
“You still got the certificate?”
Price: £1.99
Weekend Hitler – greetings card
“Yeah, having a beer, watching a Hitler documentary“…
Price: £1.99
Customer Services Car – greetings card
“I saw your car advert on the tv where it turns into a robot and goes ice scating, so I went out and bought one, now I want to know where the fucking button is that makes it do that”
Price: £1.99
Baby Presents – greetings card
“Isn’t it beautiful?”
“Where’s my fucking presents?“…
Price: £1.99