Christmas Game Card

£2.50

''one word...''''bollocks''

Seasonal Bollocks Card

£2.50

Seasonal Bollocks Card Seasonal Bollocks to You

Santa's Grotto Christmas Card

£2.50

"hello, and what would you like for Christmas?""I dunno, you fucking work it out."

Christmas Argument Card

£2.50

Christmas Argument Card"yeah all good here thanks, we've had the meal and we'rejust getting ready for the argument."

Seagull Cutbacks Card

£2.50

"we thought we'd try something a bit different this year.""is that a seagull?"

Christmas Dinner Card

£2.50

"this is nice all sitting down for Christmas dinner""not if you talk all through this film, which I might add is shit"

Replacement Bus Card

£2.50

"this is the most up to date set, it comes with a replacement bus service"

SAD Mince Pie Card

£2.50

Seasonal Affective Disorder Mince Pie Christmas Card"next door want to know if we'd like to pop over for a mince pie""I've got a fucking mince pie"

Working Day Lie Down Card

£2.50

Working Day too much? Have a drink and a lie down.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

SAD Robin Card

£2.50

"that robin's in the garden again""have you tried throwing something at it?"

Recycled Tree Card

£2.50

Recycled Tree Card "No Christmas tree this year?"  "Steve likes to wait until Boxing Day so we can get one out of the recycling area"

Work Team Player Card

£2.50

"hi sorry I'm late, I couldn't be fucked to get here any quicker"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Christmas Jumper Card

£2.50

"what d'you reckon?""yeah I like it.""It's not too tight around the arms is it?"

Santa Website Card

£2.50

''look at this website showing a satellite image of where santa is currently delivering presents''''obviously fucking bullshit''

Cheese & Wine Decorations Card

£2.50

Cheese & Wine Decorations Christmas Card"All our Christmas cards are totally hand made this year.""I wondered why it all looked so fucking shit."This one is dedicated to Kirsty Allsopp.

SAD Christmas Walk Card

£2.50

"do you want to come out for a Christmas Walk?" "no I fucking don't."  

Santa Skiing Holiday Card

£2.50

"Congratulations you've got the job""Cheers, I need a couple of weeks off in December, I've got a skiing holiday booked"

Family Tree Card

£2.50

"I've been doing the family tree and it turns out none of us are related.""Can we all go home then?"

Goat Present Card

£2.50

"d'you get any good presents?" "yeah, me Aunty Jean got me a goat, but they delivered it to somewhere in Africa... Unbelievable."

Christmas List Card

£2.50

Christmas List Card "would you like me to get you a calendar this year?" "no I'm ok with this system thanks"

Moody Cunt Card

£2.50

"Happy Birthday You Moody Cunt" Send many happy returns of the day to the moody cunt in your life. Enough said.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Ideas Meeting Card

£2.50

"don't think about it, just say it" "Fuck you" Dream meeting scenario.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Christmas Armistice Card

£2.50

"It's from your sister, she wants to know if we'd be up for a Christmas present armistice?""Yeah send her one back, see if she's up for skipping the meal as well"

Christmas Centrepiece Card

£2.50

''everyone ok with me wearing my new Christmas underwear?''

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