Decade Book Pre-order

£25.00

A Decade in the Shithouse Pre-order This incredible collection will document the Modern Toss story from the very beginning, with 560 pages, nearly 2kg of classic cartoons, archive rarities, one-off exhibitions, unpublished artwork, out-of-print cartoons, interview excerpts and an exclusive director’s commentary throughout. Featuring all the Toss big guns: Mr Tourette, Drive-by Abuser, Business Mouse, Space Argument, Cheese & Wine and Alan,...

Best of Work Book

£8.99

 Modern Toss presents Best of Work Eighty pages of bang-on-the-nose cartoons set in the contemporary workplace, featuring the very best from the Modern Toss Work cartoon collection. An indispensable manual of job jokes, whether you've got a job, lost a job, or are just sitting around thinking about getting one. Includes brand new Work cartoons as well as choice selections from the comics, the More...

Work at the Weekend Card

£1.99

Work at the Weekend Card “Can you come in at the weekend?” “I’ll come in but I’m not fucking doing anything”   Working at the weekend? Maybe this card will help.

Key Strategy Meeting Card

£1.99

Key Strategy Meeting Card “First item, Peter would like to apologise for his absence, says he couldn’t be fucked.” Hone your business marketing plan with  this inspiring card. Or not, if you can't really be arsed. Either is good.

Before/After Internet Card

£1.99

Before and After Internet Card Just look how far we've come. 

Narcissist Boss Card

£1.99

Narcissist Boss Card   “Anyway, cheers for all your hard work and here’s a little something from me.”

Work Shit Meself Card

£1.99

Work Shit Myself Card “If I shit meself can I go home?” The nuclear option for work avoidance. Save this one for when you really need it.

Total Disaster Shelf Card

£1.99

Total Fucking Disaster in Shelf Card Thinking about putting up a shelf? Here's one way not to do it.

Bodywork You/Me Time Card

£1.99

Bodywork You/Me Time Card “I want to book myself in for some ‘me time’” “We only do ‘you time’ is that gonna be ok?” Treat yourself by paying a stranger to groom you.

Tourette Shit Butler Card

£1.99

Tourette Shit Butler   “Ahh Mr Tourette, I need a sign for my van, I offer a dog walking service for people who’ve got a dog but don’t really want one”   “Get your shit bag out, that one at the front smells like it’s about to pop.”   “How are you getting on? Oh for fucks sake”   “Cheers,...

Interest Rates Card

£1.99

Cheese and Wine Interest Rates Card   “So, what do you think will happen to the  interest rate?”     “I couldn’t give a flying fuck”   Also available as a signed Giclee print.

Weekend Test Pot Card

£1.99

Weekend Test Pot Card   “I fucking hate that colour.”   Welcome someone to their new home with  some harsh truths about how they'll be spending their weekends.

Wedding Facebook Status Card

£1.99

Wedding Facebook Status Card “Do you take this man…” “Hang on mate, I’m just updating me relationship status.” That moment when modern technology makes you want to give up and live in a cave.

Ladies Alan Horse T-shirt

£20.00

Fancy this stylish new t-shirt of Alan playing polo on a pink horse?    

Alan Horse T-shirt

£20.00

A truly majestic depiction of everyone's favourite sociopath, Alan, playing polo on a pink horse. Doesn't get much classier than this.    Available in Small (50cm), Medium (53cm), Large (56cm), Extra Large (60cm). 100% Cotton. Made in the UK with Continental Clothing t-shirts.