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Apostrophe Business Mug

£12.00 £7.50

Originally released as a screenprint in 2008, 'Punctuation Networking Event' is back in mug form! "How's the old apostrophe business?" "Yeah bit quiet. Had a false call out for a carrot sign last night. Greengrocer thought he needed a possessive, turned out he was after a straight plural."  BUY 2 PUNCTUATION MUGS FOR A TENNER! Comes in a gift box....

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Can't Be Fucked Mug

£12.00 £7.50

Originally released as a screenprint in 2008, 'Punctuation Networking Event' is back in mug form! "People used to use me to partially obscure swearwords, but it seems like they can't be fucked any more." "Luck of the draw, mate. I was long-term unemployed until some bloke invented email."  BUY 2 PUNCTUATION MUGS FOR A TENNER! Comes in a gift box....

Punctuation Apostrophe Business Card

£2.50

"How's the old apostrophe business?" "Yeah bit quiet. Had a false call out for a carrot sign last night. Greengrocer thought he needed a possessive, turned out he was after a straight plural."   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it...

Punctuation What Do You Do Card

£2.50

"And what do you do?" "Traditionally, I indicate an elaboration of something that were just before me, but since texting came along I've been doing a lot of work with the old end bracket here" "Yeah we've been run off our feet lately, people can't leave us alone"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family...

Punctuation Paris Hat Card

£2.50

"I love your hat" "thanks, I picked it up in Paris"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Punctuation Can't be Fucked Card

£2.50

"People used to use me to partially obscure swearwords, but it seems like they can't be fucked anymore" "luck of the draw mate, I was long term unemployed until some bloke invented email"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it...

Punctuation Speech Marks Card

£2.50

"Not often we get the chance to chat without a load of speech getting in the way" "Actually I'd be better be off, got a last minute job indicating an omitted character in a word somewhere"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below...

Punctuation Legal Problems Card

£2.50

"Better be careful where we stand I dont want any legal problems"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Punctuation Print

£120.00

Good news for anyone who missed out on the red run of this popular print first time round, we've produced a smart new version in blue. It's a cracker! Two-colour signed silkscreen print.Limited blind stamped edition of 300. Dimensions: 70cm x 23 cm

Punctuation Blue Case

£14.99

Got a phone yeah? Why not look after it with this high-quality phone case from the House of Toss. Scratch resistant, thin but strong as fuck and made out of some ultra durable wipe clean polycarbon bollocks. These snap-on cases cover the back and sides of the phone with easy access to all holes for sticking wires in. PRICE INCLUDES...

Can't Be Fucked Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Punctuation Can't Be Fucked Notebook "this spreadsheet of yours doesn't make any sense" "yeah it's bollocks innit"

Apostrophe Business Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Punctuation Apostrophe Business Notebook "How's the old apostrophe business?" "Yeah bit quiet. Had a false call out for a carrot sign last night. Greengrocer thought he needed a possessive,...

Paris Hat Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Punctuation Paris Hat Notebook "I love your hat" "thanks, I picked it up in Paris"  

Punctuation What Do You Do Bookmark

£2.99

Punctuation What Do You Do Bookmark - It's magnetic yeah? 'And what do you do?' 'Traditionally, I indicate an elaboration of something that went just before me, but since texting came along I've been doing a lot of work with the old end bracket here.' 'Yeah we've been run off our feet lately, people can't leave us alone.'

Punctuation Paris Hat Bookmark

£2.99

Punctuation Paris Hat Bookmark - It's magnetic yeah? 'I love your hat.' 'Thanks, I picked it up in Paris.' 'Any food left? I always turn up at the end?'

Punctuation Can't Be Fucked Bookmark

£2.99

Punctuation Can't Be Fucked Bookmark - It's magnetic yeah? 'People used to use me to partially obscure swearwords, but it seems like they can't be fucked anymore.' 'Luck of the drawer mate, I was long term unemployed until some block invented email.'

Punctuation Legal Problems Bookmark

£2.99

Punctuation Legal Problems Bookmark - It's magnetic yeah? 'Better be careful where we stand I don't want any legal problems.'

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