The Collected Thoughts’ of the Drive By Abuser
Available now!
At last! Due to the public overwhelmingly asking for it! Modern Toss are proud to offer this limited edition release from the Modern Toss cultural stable. A beautifully hand-stitched, slim volume of cultural significance. This 36 page Poetry style treasure trove of half baked musings from the maestro of the moped would make the perfect gift for yourself or someone you know who can read. Illustrated throughout with an HB pencil.
Price: £5.99
All You Can Eat Of – Home-Clubber!
Ever found yourself sitting in a chair, year after year, watching the world go by on the internet and pontificating about it to another bloke who’s not interested? Got the concentration level of a moth? Welcome to the world of Home-Clubber, the cut-price Giro philosopher whose ill informed musings and half baked ideas have appeared in The Guardian Guide every Saturday since he finally got out of bed in 2004. Now in one indispensable volume the armchair bound, council-bothering prince of nonsense refills a fresh tumbler of non specific cheap booze and re-heats 150 or so prime slices of his idiot wisdom. It’s all here… Why seagulls live in cupboards, how Hitler’s drum kit ended up on eBay, why window baked chicken is improved with a pre-layering of sun cream and how old video tapes of Top Gun can be recycled as octopus chandeliers for profit down the local market. Snap it up and settle back with a thick crust of clubberthink. Cheers yeah!
Price: £7.99
Little Christmas Book 2007
This indispensable seasonal joke manual will prove an excellent addition to your festive bookshelf. Rammed to the gills with hand-crafted, laugh-out-loud cartoons, we guarantee you’ll enjoy this heart-warming exploration of the contemporary Christmas experience. Tasty!
WARNING: Contains language actually used in the home at Christmas
Price: £5.99
Modern Toss issue 5
“Buy more shit or we’re all fucked”
Comic Classic Out Now!
Price: £5.99
Orange Book
Paperback version of the Modern Toss Book originally released in 2004.
Content includes cartoons from issue 1 and 2 of the comics.
Price: £8.99
The Modern Toss Guide to Work
Sixty-four bang-on-the-nose cartoons about the contemporary workplace – many of them never seen before.
WARNING: Contains language actually used in the workplace.
Price: £5.99
Modern Toss – Another Book
Hardback comprising issues three and four of the Modern Toss comic.
Price: £9.99
Modern Toss issue 4
Keep bang up to date with it.
Price: £4.99
Modern Toss issue 3
SOLD OUT
The stink of excellence in a world gone tits up.
Price: £4.99
Modern Toss issue 2
SOLD OUT
Price: £4.99
Modern Toss issue 1
Sit back and enjoy all the early classics .. !
NOW SOLD OUT
Price: £4.99
