ADVANCE ORDER ONLY
Be a Friend of Modern Toss and advance order a copy now!
Please enter your name in the box provided and it will be printed in the back of the comic
To be released end of March.
Cheers, yeah!
Price: £5.99
The Alan “Prince of Mischief” Voodoo Charm
Stands approx 4cm tall
Each one is a unique and beautiful
one-off with it’s own special look and personality
(Ladies can also use them as ear-rings)
Brings out your own mischievousness!
Price: £10
Knitted Alan Action Figure
Limited Edition Collectible
Hand crocheted in fine wool by knitwear designer Cardigan
Approx 12cm tall and ready for immediate action!
Ideal for shitting up barbecues, weddings or dinner parties.
Range of accessories to follow for 2010.
Price: £20
Eat For Victory Magnet
Get through the recession with this on your fridge!
Price: £2.99
Drive By Magnet
“Getting a snack out the fridge, yeah?”
Go on, whack one on the fridge!
Price: £2.99
Buy More Shit Magnet
Price: £2.99
OUT NOW! Space Argument Poster
A Modern Toss Classic.
“Stick this flag in over there” “You fucking do it”
Size: 60cm x 40cm
Price: £8.99
AT LAST! Work Bored Poster
Stick it on yer wall at work!
“I think I’ll go home, I’m a bit bored”
Size: 30cm x 40cm
Price: £6.99
NEW! Buy More Shit Poster
Size: 30cm x 40cm
Price: £6.99
The Collected Thoughts’ of the Drive By Abuser
Available now!
At last! Due to the public overwhelmingly asking for it! Modern Toss are proud to offer this limited edition release from the Modern Toss cultural stable. A beautifully hand-stitched, slim volume of cultural significance. This 36 page Poetry style treasure trove of half baked musings from the maestro of the moped would make the perfect gift for yourself or someone you know who can read. Illustrated throughout with an HB pencil.
Price: £5.99