The Alan “Prince of Mischief” Phone Charm
Stands approx 4cm tall
Each one is a unique and beautiful
one-off with it’s own special look and personality
(Ladies can also use them as ear-rings)
Price: £10
Knitted Alan Action Figure
Limited Edition Collectible
Hand crocheted in fine wool by knitwear designer Cardigan
Approx 12cm tall and ready for immediate action!
Ideal for shitting up barbecues, weddings or dinner parties.
Range of accessories to follow for 2010.
Price: £20
Eat For Victory Magnet
Get through the recession with this on your fridge!
Price: £2.99
Drive By Magnet
“Getting a snack out the fridge, yeah?”
Go on, whack one on the fridge!
Price: £2.99
Buy More Shit Magnet
Price: £2.99
OUT NOW! Space Argument Poster
A Modern Toss Classic.
“Stick this flag in over there” “You fucking do it”
Size: 60cm x 40cm
Price: £8.99
AT LAST! Work Bored Poster
Stick it on yer wall at work!
“I think I’ll go home, I’m a bit bored”
Size: 30cm x 40cm
Price: £6.99
NEW! Buy More Shit Poster
Size: 30cm x 40cm
Price: £6.99
‘Bag of Shit’ canvas bag with long handles – perfect for putting all your Christmas shitnaks in
“Bag of shit”
Price: £4.99
Buy More Shit bag now in COTTON
“Buy more shit or we’re all fucked”
Price: £4.99
Buy More Shit or We’re All Fucked plastic bag
Specially Designed Commemorative Issue 5 Carrier Bag
Price: £1.00