Tourette Shit Butler Card
"ahh Mr Tourette, I need a sign for my van, I offer a dog walking service for people who've got a dog but don't really want one"
"get your shit bag out, that one at the front smells like it's about to pop."
"how are you getting on? Oh for fucks sake"
"cheers, you might want to get a roof rack to strap all of that fucking dog dirt on."