Horse fucking analytics

Modern Toss website analytics can be a scary place sometimes. 

 

Today we discovered that we currently hold the following proud rankings on Google:

 

#14 for 'horse fucking wife on her birthday'
#4 for 'fucking service'
#5 for 'fucked my colleague'

 

We blame Mr Tourette.

  • August 27, 2014
  • Jo Gatford
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  • August 27, 2014
  • d

Reminds me of a conversation overheard between a senior (Dutch) shell executive. Some linguistic knowledge is required.

“So, Mr executive, what hobbies do you have?”

“I fuck horses”

“Pardon?”

“No, just the one”