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What Are You? Card

£2.25 £1.00

"What are you, some sort of cunt?" (T'es qui toi, une sorte de con?)

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Sex Tourists Card

£2.25 £1.00

"Aah Mr Tourette, we need a brand new livery for our executive city flier jet service. We're looking for a solution that will work for the international market" "You're talking my language" Later... 'SEX TOURISTS' "Oh my Christ" "I know what you're thinking, a bit gloomy"

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Tourette Whore Card

£2.25 £1.00

"Ahh Mr Tourette, could you paint a For Sale sign for my house?" "Of course" 'WHORE' "Oh my God, this is not what I wanted" "What are you, some sort of cunt? I still want paying"

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Smoking Aerobics Card

£2.25 £1.00

"That high intensity speed aerobics class you're advertising, is it smoking or non-smoking?"

Work Motivational Poster Card

£2.25

"give us a hand putting this motivational poster up" "sorry mate I'm due an electronic fag break"

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Pencil Twitter Card

£2.25 £1.00

"have you got a pencil I can borrow?" "that's brilliant mate, do you mind if I twitter that?" Know someone who can't get their nose out of Twitter? Signal an intervention with this subtle card.

Multi-tasking Card

£2.25

"What are you like at multi-tasking? "Pretty good. I often read the paper while I'm having a shit."

Fathers Day Borrow £20 Card

£2.25

Fathers Day Borrow £20 Card "Dad can I borrow 20 quid to get you a Father's Day present?" "How about if i just keep the 20 quid?" "That works for me, Happy Father's Day yeah!"

Fathers Day Sperm Donor Card

£2.25

Fathers Day Sperm Donor Card "blimey, you've got a lot of Father's Day cards" "yeah I used to be a sperm donor, I only went in there once"

Fathers Day Doing Anything Special Card

£2.25

Fathers Day Doing Anything Special Card   "doing anything special for Father's Day?" "yeah I thought I might sit on the toilet and read the paper"