Periodic Table Tea Towel

£12.00

Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel The only tea-towel that will get you fluent in obscenity as well as drying your dishes. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 chemical swearing elements, grouped by category. 

Periodic Table Mug

£12.00

The Periodic Table of Swearing contains a comprehensive selection of the finest swearing insults and is now available on a mug for passive-aggressive tea drinking.   Modern Toss gift box included. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.

Work at Weekend Mug

£12.00

"can you come in at the weekend?" "I'll come in but I'm not fucking doing anything."   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.

Ideas Meeting Mug

£12.00

"don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you"   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.

Work Fuck Off Mug

£12.00

“I can’t come in today, so fuck off.”   Comes with a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter. 

Work Weekend Mug & Coaster Set

£13.50

Keep ahold of your overtime rage with some calming work shit-naks. Choose any square coaster from the drop-down list to go with your Work at the Weekend Mug, including: Work Fuck Off Successful Idea Fuck Ikea Line Manager Dog at Work Bored as Arseholes Water Cooler Ideas Meeting Weekend Test Pot Work from Home Data Analyst Work Biscuits Coaster dimensions:10cm...

Ideas Mug & Coaster Set

£13.50

Ideas Mug & Coaster Set Mug it up with some inspirational work shit-naks yeah? Nice one. Choose any square coaster from the drop-down list to go with your Ideas Meeting Mug, including: Work Fuck Off                                 Successful Idea Fuck Ikea Line Manager Dog at Work Bored as...

Periodic Mug & Coaster Set

£13.50

Periodic Mug & Coaster Set Maximise your swearing options with this Periodic Table of Swearing Mug and coaster combo.  Choose any square coaster from the drop-down list to match your Periodic mug, including: Work Fuck Off Successful Idea Fuck Ikea Line Manager Dog at Work Bored as Arseholes Water Cooler Ideas Meeting Weekend Test Pot Work from Home Data Analyst Work...

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Periodic Table of Swearing Magnet Set

£12.00 £7.20

The Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic and now, thanks to technological advances, is available to stick on your fridge or any other metallic surface. With over 100 full colour individual swear magnets, you'll never be stuck for the right bit of swearing to shout at your fridge again! Magnet sheet dimensions 164mm x 260mm....

Work Biscuits Coaster

£2.99

"right Steve, come on what are you bringing to the table?" "I brought the biscuits?"  

Data Analyst Coaster

£2.99

"this spreadsheet of yours doesn't appear to make any sense" "yeah it's bollocks innit"  

Work from Home Coaster

£2.99

"we've decided we'd like you to work from home, preferably for someone else."  

Weekend Test Pot Coaster

£2.99

"I fucking hate that colour."  

Bored as Arseholes Coaster

£2.99

"I see from your afternoon tweet that you’re 'bored as fucking arseholes" “yeah cheers, I didn’t know you were following me”  

Line Manager Coaster

£2.99

“how are you getting on with your new line manager?” “he’s a fucking cunt.”

Dog at Work Coaster

£2.99

"you can't bring a dog into work." "er hello? he's not actually working."  

Ideas Meeting Coaster

£2.99

"don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you"  

Successful Idea Coaster

£2.99

“Here’s an idea, why don’t we just do stuff that’s really massively successful?”  

Successful Idea Magnet

£2.99

"Here's an idea, why don't we just do stuff that's going to be really massively successful?"

Water Cooler Coaster

£2.99

"good weekend?" "yeah, I'm still off my fucking tits."  

Special Lady Magnet

£2.99

Show your special lady just how much you appreciate her with a fridge magnet. That'll do, won't it? She likes magnets. She can stick it on the fridge.  

Fuck Ikea Coaster

£2.99

"let's go to Ikea" "fuck Ikea."

Ideas Meeting Magnet

£2.99

"don't think about it, just say it""fuck you"Stretch your creativity to the limit and get that bonus.

Work Fuck Off Coaster

£2.99

"I can't come in today so fuck off."