Periodic Table of Swearing Card

£2.95

NEW! Periodic Table of Swearing Card  The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a greetings card. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a card.  Available in standard size 120 x 170mm and large size 190 X 275mm.   You can send this card direct to your...

Punctuation Apostrophe Business Card

£2.95

"How's the old apostrophe business?" "Yeah bit quiet. Had a false call out for a carrot sign last night. Greengrocer thought he needed a possessive, turned out he was after a straight plural."   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it...

Punctuation Can't be Fucked Card

£2.95

"People used to use me to partially obscure swearwords, but it seems like they can't be fucked anymore" "luck of the draw mate, I was long term unemployed until some bloke invented email"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it...

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Punctuation Legal Problems Card

£2.95 £1.50

"Better be careful where we stand I dont want any legal problems"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self. 

Punctuation Speech Marks Card

£2.95

"Not often we get the chance to chat without a load of speech getting in the way" "Actually I'd be better be off, got a last minute job indicating an omitted character in a word somewhere"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below...

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Buy More Shit Card

£2.95 £1.50

Buy More Shit or We're all Fucked First created following the 2008 banking crash, we didn't expect our Buy More Shit or We're All Fucked stuff to still be relevant but here we are.... Spread the word with this greeting card. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a printed message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to...

Pissed As A Cunt Card

£2.95

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Pissed As A Cunt Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card.    You can send this card direct to your mates or...

Face Like A Shitflap Card

£2.50

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Face Like A Shitflap Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card.    Send this card direct to your mates or family with a...

Face Like A Wanker Card

£2.95

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Face Like A Wanker Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card.    You can send this card direct to your mates or family...

Buggering Old Twat Card

£2.95

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Buggering Old Twat Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card.    You can send this card direct to your mates or family...

You Stupid Fucking Cunt Card

£2.95

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - You Stupid Fucking Cunt The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card.    You can send this card direct to your mates or...

You Look Like A Tit Card

£2.95

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - You Look Like A Tit Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a card.    You can send this card direct to your mates...

Prat In A Hat Card

£2.95

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Prat In A Hat Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a card.    You can send this card direct to your mates or...

Fucking Old Whore Card

£2.95

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Fucking Old Whore The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card.    You can send this card direct to your mates or family with...

What are you Card

£2.50

What are you, some sort of cunt? (in French)    

Punctuation Networking Card

£3.95

Space Argument Rocket Concertina Card "hang on, Tony says he needs another piss" This concertina card measures 420 x 148mm when opened, A6 when closed You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

F***yeux Tapestry Card

£3.95

F***yeux Tapestry Concertina Card Features original drawings from the F***yeux Tapestry drawing event at Somerset House in 2013. Were you there? This concertina card measures 420 x 148mm when opened, A6 when closed You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.

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