Horse Piss Lager

£17.00

ONLINE EXCLUSIVE! Horse Piss Premium Pilsner Lager - 330ml - 4.2% vol - 1.4 UK Units Available to pre-order now! Due in Toss Towers 29th October. FOR A LIMITED TIME 6 FREE BEER MATS WITH EVERY ORDER! Horse Piss was an instant classic and has been re-sampled for a second batch. The majestic graphics have been shit tweaked for this special occasion...

Space Stout

£17.00

ONLINE EXCLUSIVE! Space Stout Irish Style - 330ml - 4% - 1.3 UK Units Available to pre-order now! Due in Toss Towers 29th October. FOR A LIMITED TIME 6 FREE BEER MATS WITH EVERY ORDER! 'Space Stout' is a smooth dark, full bodied craft stout with rich roasted barley malts, inspired by the incompetent Toss moon technicians 'Space Argument.' This...

Horse Piss & Space Stout

£32.00

ONLINE EXCLUSIVE! Available to pre-order now! Due in Toss Towers 29th October. FOR A LIMITED TIME 6 FREE BEER MATS WITH EVERY ORDER! Horse Piss Premium Pilsner Lager - 330ml - 4.2% vol - 1.4 UK Units 'Horse Piss' was an instant classic and has been re-sampled for a second batch. The majestic graphics have been shit tweaked for this special occasion...

Ditch Scooper Pale Ale

£17.00

ONLINE EXCLUSIVE  Ditch Scooper Pale Ale - 330ml - 4.4% vol - 1.5 UK Units  Been digging a hole in the ground all day? Give yourself the ultimate reward by cracking open a can of chilled Ditch Scooper, a refreshing session amber pale ale with floral fruit and citrus notes. Brewed in Sussex by award winning Goldmark Craft Beers. Serve chilled...

Real Ale Card

£2.25

"have you tried this real ale from Stephen's micro brewery?" "smells like someone scooped it out of a ditch"

Customer Services Piss Myself Card

£2.25

"this drink I bought off you, made me piss myself"

Beer In Bed Card

£2.25

"On Your Special Day" Celebrate someone's birthday by bringing them a beer in bed. And this Stroller card. Sorted.