Horse Piss Lager

£17.00

ONLINE EXCLUSIVE - SECOND BATCH! New improved recipe. Horse Piss Premium Pilsner Lager - 330ml - 4.2% vol - 1.4 UK Units Available to pre-order now! Due in Toss Towers 29th October. Horse Piss was an instant classic and has been re-sampled for a second batch. The majestic graphics have been shit tweaked for this special occasion (30% bigger horse on the front.)...

Space Stout

£17.00

Space Stout Irish Style - 330ml - 4% - 1.3 UK Units Available to pre-order now! Due in Toss Towers 29th October. 'Space Stout' is a smooth dark, full bodied craft stout with rich roasted barley malts, inspired by the incompetent Toss moon technicians 'Space Argument.' This seasonally appropriate drink is perfect to help you through the reduced daylight hours...

Horse Piss & Space Stout

£32.00

Available to pre-order now! Due in Toss Towers 29th October. Horse Piss Premium Pilsner Lager - 330ml - 4.2% vol - 1.4 UK Units 'Horse Piss' was an instant classic and has been re-sampled for a second batch. The majestic graphics have been shit tweaked for this special occasion (30% bigger horse on the front.) This refreshing pale craft lager is made...

Ditch Scooper Pale Ale

£17.00

ONLINE EXCLUSIVE  Ditch Scooper Pale Ale - 330ml - 4.4% vol - 1.5 UK Units  Been digging a hole in the ground all day? Give yourself the ultimate reward by cracking open a can of chilled Ditch Scooper, a refreshing session amber pale ale with floral fruit and citrus notes. Brewed in Sussex by award winning Goldmark Craft Beers. Serve chilled...

Real Ale Card

£2.25

"have you tried this real ale from Stephen's micro brewery?" "smells like someone scooped it out of a ditch"

Customer Services Piss Myself Card

£2.25

"this drink I bought off you, made me piss myself"

Beer In Bed Card

£2.25

"On Your Special Day" Celebrate someone's birthday by bringing them a beer in bed. And this Stroller card. Sorted.