Cloth Piss Bundle

£36.00

Fight the cold weather by matching up one of our NEW t-shirts up with one of our latest beer releases in our special 'Cloth-Piss Bundle’.

Festive Survivalist Kit

£25.00

Festive Survivalist Kit It’s getting fucking dark out there…Push through the winter grimness and/or prepare for the impending apocalypsewith a fully-stocked Festive Survivalist Kit, including: *2 x cans of Horse Piss lager**2 x cans of Space Stout**4 x Toss beer mats**A pair of Periodic Swear Socks**A ‘Route One Bollocks’ comic**Festive Shit Wrap**A ‘Seasonal Bollocks To You’ Christmas card*Also makes an...

Horse Piss Lager

£17.00

ONLINE EXCLUSIVE! Horse Piss Premium Pilsner Lager - 330ml - 4.2% vol - 1.4 UK Units Horse Piss was an instant classic and has been re-sampled for a second batch. The majestic graphics have been shit tweaked for this special occasion (30% bigger horse on the front.) This refreshing pale craft lager is made using the best German malt, hops and yeast...

Space Stout

£17.00

ONLINE EXCLUSIVE! Space Stout Irish Style - 330ml - 4% - 1.3 UK Units 'Space Stout' is a smooth dark, full bodied craft stout with rich roasted barley malts, inspired by the incompetent Toss moon technicians 'Space Argument.' This seasonally appropriate drink is perfect to help you through the reduced daylight hours of late 2018. You're staring into the black...

Horse Piss & Space Stout

£32.00

ONLINE EXCLUSIVE! Horse Piss Premium Pilsner Lager - 330ml - 4.2% vol - 1.4 UK Units 'Horse Piss' was an instant classic and has been re-sampled for a second batch. The majestic graphics have been shit tweaked for this special occasion (30% bigger horse on the front.) This refreshing pale craft lager is made using the best German malt, hops and yeast...

Ditch Scooper Pale Ale

£17.00

ONLINE EXCLUSIVE  Ditch Scooper Pale Ale - 330ml - 4.4% vol - 1.5 UK Units  Been digging a hole in the ground all day? Give yourself the ultimate reward by cracking open a can of chilled Ditch Scooper, a refreshing session amber pale ale with floral fruit and citrus notes. Brewed in Sussex by award winning Goldmark Craft Beers. Serve chilled...

Real Ale Card

£2.25

"have you tried this real ale from Stephen's micro brewery?" "smells like someone scooped it out of a ditch"

Customer Services Piss Myself Card

£2.25

"this drink I bought off you, made me piss myself"

Beer In Bed Card

£2.25

"On Your Special Day" Celebrate someone's birthday by bringing them a beer in bed. And this Stroller card. Sorted.