Space Stout


ONLINE EXCLUSIVE! Space Stout Irish Style - 330ml - 4% - 1.3 UK Units 'Space Stout' is a smooth dark, full bodied craft stout with rich roasted barley malts, inspired by the incompetent Toss moon technicians 'Space Argument.' This seasonally appropriate drink is perfect to help you through the reduced daylight hours of late 2018. You're staring into the black...

Horse Piss Lager


ONLINE EXCLUSIVE! Horse Piss Premium Pilsner Lager - 330ml - 4.2% vol - 1.4 UK Units Horse Piss was an instant classic and has been re-sampled for a second batch. The majestic graphics have been shit tweaked for this special occasion (30% bigger horse on the front.) This refreshing pale craft lager is made using the best German malt, hops and yeast...


Father's Day Shit Box

£25.00 £20.00

Father's Day Shit Box *4 x cans of Space Stout**4 x Toss beer mats**A pair of Periodic Swear Socks**Comic 10: Shit For Brains**Work Wrapping Paper**Father's Day - Doing Anything Special* Contains the last ever batch of Modern Toss beer. Also makes an excellent Birthday gift, yeah? 

Real Ale Card


"have you tried this real ale from Stephen's micro brewery?" "smells like someone scooped it out of a ditch"

Customer Services Piss Myself Card


"this drink I bought off you, made me piss myself"

Beer In Bed Card


"On Your Special Day" Celebrate someone's birthday by bringing them a beer in bed. And this Stroller card. Sorted.