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Festive Footprint Card

£2.25 £1.00

Festive Footprint Christmas Card "are these trees from an organically sustainable source?" "why what you going to do, fucking eat it or something?"

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Christmas Game Card

£2.25 £1.00

''one word...''''bollocks''

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Seasonal Bollocks Card

£2.25 £1.00

Seasonal Bollocks Card Seasonal Bollocks to You

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Christmas Argument Card

£2.25 £1.00

Christmas Argument Card"yeah all good here thanks, we've had the meal and we'rejust getting ready for the argument."

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Seagull Cutbacks Card

£2.25 £1.00

"we thought we'd try something a bit different this year.""is that a seagull?"

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Bus Replacement Card

£2.25 £1.00

"this is the most up to date set, it comes with a replacement bus service"

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Grandad Turkey Card

£2.25 £1.00

"where are you going with Dad?""I don't care if he's got Alzheimer's no-one sticks their cock in the Turkey.""see you next year Grandad."

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SAD Mince Pie Card

£2.25 £1.00

Seasonal Affective Disorder Mince Pie Christmas Card"next door want to know if we'd like to pop over for a mince pie""I've got a fucking mince pie"

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Santa Website Card

£2.25 £1.00

''look at this website showing a satellite image of where santa is currently delivering presents''''obviously fucking bullshit''

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Goat Present Card

£2.25 £1.00

"d'you get any good presents?""yeah, me Aunty Jean got me a goat, but they delivered it to somewhere in Africa... Unbelievable."