Festive Footprint Christmas Card
"are these trees from an organically sustainable source?"
"why what you going to do, fucking eat it or something?"
Seasonal Bollocks Card
Seasonal Bollocks to You
Christmas Argument Card"yeah all good here thanks, we've had the meal and we'rejust getting ready for the argument."
"we thought we'd try something a bit different this year.""is that a seagull?"
"this is the most up to date set, it comes with a replacement bus service"
"where are you going with Dad?""I don't care if he's got Alzheimer's no-one sticks their cock in the Turkey.""see you next year Grandad."
Seasonal Affective Disorder Mince Pie Christmas Card"next door want to know if we'd like to pop over for a mince pie""I've got a fucking mince pie"
''look at this website showing a satellite image of where santa is currently delivering presents''''obviously fucking bullshit''
"d'you get any good presents?""yeah, me Aunty Jean got me a goat, but they delivered it to somewhere in Africa... Unbelievable."