Cloth Piss Bundle

£36.00

Fight the cold weather by matching up one of our NEW t-shirts up with one of our latest beer releases in our special 'Cloth-Piss Bundle’.   See our new and improved returns system here.

Horse Piss Lager

£17.00

ONLINE EXCLUSIVE! Horse Piss Premium Pilsner Lager - 330ml - 4.2% vol - 1.4 UK Units Horse Piss was an instant classic and has been re-sampled for a second batch. The majestic graphics have been shit tweaked for this special occasion (30% bigger horse on the front.) This refreshing pale craft lager is made using the best German malt, hops and yeast...

Space Stout

£17.00

ONLINE EXCLUSIVE! Space Stout Irish Style - 330ml - 4% - 1.3 UK Units 'Space Stout' is a smooth dark, full bodied craft stout with rich roasted barley malts, inspired by the incompetent Toss moon technicians 'Space Argument.' This seasonally appropriate drink is perfect to help you through the reduced daylight hours of late 2018. You're staring into the black...

Work Fuck Off Socks

£8.99

The ultimate work sock, contains a powerful message which remains hidden underneath the bottom of trouser leg, unless you’re wearing shorts or a skirt. Mens shoe size 7-11 80% Cotton 19% Polyamade 1% Elastane

Periodic Table of Swearing Socks

£8.99

The Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic and now, thanks to advances in weaving technology, is available to wear on your feet as a pair of socks. Contains 14 handpicked swear elements beautifully knitted into this classic argyle style design. Mens shoe size 7-11 80% Cotton 19% Polyamade 1% Elastane

Tossary of Terms Book

£9.99

Welcome to Tossary of Terms, the first in an illustrated dictionary series produced by cult cartoonists Modern Toss. This book identifies and defines, with new words and phrases, a random pisspot of contemporary social phenomena which has so far gone unnamed.  The fast changing modern scene chucks up stuff faster than we can nail it down and label it. The...

Modern Toss Comic - Issue 10

£6.99

Comic 10: 'Shit for Brains' Introducing the 10th comic from Modern Toss - a brand new 64-page collection of single panel jokes covering a range of topics from retail to relationships and featuring classic cartoons from all the favourites: Work, Cheese & Wine and Awkward Cunt. Plus brand new hilarity from Liberty Taker, Legal Longshots, and Pete Peters.     ...

Decade Book

£28.00

'The Best Book Ever' – The Sunday Times Style Magazine  'You will shit yourself laughing.' – The Idler 'Already a contemporary cartoon classic.' – The Guardian 'No one captures the frustrations of modern British life more acutely, or scurrilously, than Modern Toss.' – The Independent This incredible collection documents the Modern Toss story from the very beginning, with 560pages and...

Periodic Table Mug

£12.00

 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS! The Periodic Table of Swearing contains a comprehensive selection of the finest swearing insults and is now available on a mug for passive-aggressive tea drinking.   Modern Toss gift box included. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.

Ideas Meeting Mug

£12.00

 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS! "don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you"   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.

Work at Weekend Mug

£12.00

 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS! "can you come in at the weekend?" "I'll come in but I'm not fucking doing anything."   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.

Work Fuck Off Mug

£12.00

 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS! “I can’t come in today, so fuck off.”   Comes with a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.