"first item, Peter would like to apologise for his absence, says he couldn't be fucked"

Hone your business marketing plan with this inspiring card. Or not, if you can't really be arsed. Either is good.

 

You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here.

Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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