Cheese & Wine Hug Card

£2.25

"bloody hell Gerry he was only trying to give you a hug." "I thought he was coming at me so I decked him."

Real Ale Card

£2.25

"have you tried this real ale from Stephen's micro brewery?" "smells like someone scooped it out of a ditch"

Interest Rates Card

£2.25

"So, what do you think will happen to theinterest rate?" "I couldn't give a flying fuck"