Christmas Mood Book

£9.99

Eighty pages of seasonal cartoon excellence! Contains a hand-picked selection of our greatest festive hits, trussed up in one bumper blowout book. Includes new cartoons!

Tossary of Terms Book

£9.99

Welcome to Tossary of Terms, the first in an illustrated dictionary series produced by cult cartoonists Modern Toss. This book identifies and defines, with new words and phrases, a random pisspot of contemporary social phenomena which has so far gone unnamed.  The fast changing modern scene chucks up stuff faster than we can nail it down and label it. The...

Work Desktop Calendar 2019

£8.99

Work Desktop Calendar 2019 A compact A5 calendar ideal for sticking on a work desk. Featuring 12 hilarious Work cartoons and essential Modern Toss key dates throughout the year!    

TeNeues Calendar 2019

£9.99

Modern Toss has collaborated with TeNeues to bring a new 30 x 30cm calendar with laugh out loud cartoons for all year round. Share the love of Toss with all friends and family! Please note: these calendars do NOT contain swearing.

TeNeues Mini Grid Calendar 2019

£5.99

Modern Toss has collaborated with TeNeues to bring a new mini grid calendar (18 x 18cm) with everyday jokes, guaranteed to keep you laughing all year round. Share the love of Toss with all friends and family! Please note: these calendars do NOT contain swearing.

Apostrophe Business Mug

£12.00

Originally released as a screenprint in 2008, 'Punctuation Networking Event' is now back in mug form!   "How's the old apostrophe business?" "Yeah bit quiet. Had a false call out for a carrot sign last night. Greengrocer thought he needed a possessive, turned out he was after a straight plural."   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe....

Can't Be Fucked Mug

£12.00

Originally released as a screenprint in 2008, 'Punctuation Networking Event' is now back in mug form!   "People used to use me to partially obscure swearwords, but it seems like they can't be fucked any more." "Luck of the draw, mate. I was long-term unemployed until some bloke invented email."   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe....

Festive Shit Wrap

£2.99

Get your shit-naks all wrapped up with this limited edition Festive Shit Wrapping paper for the full Toss effect this Christmas. Pack of 2 sheets, folded flat. Dimensions: 489mm x 692mm

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Decade Book

£28.00 £21.00

'The Best Book Ever' – The Sunday Times Style Magazine  'You will shit yourself laughing.' – The Idler 'Already a contemporary cartoon classic.' – The Guardian 'No one captures the frustrations of modern British life more acutely, or scurrilously, than Modern Toss.' – The Independent This incredible collection documents the Modern Toss story from the very beginning, with 560pages and...

Seasonal Bollock Stick

£9.99

A build-your-own die-cut desktop Christmas tree featuring Alan as a festive tree topper. Stands at 28cm high. Festive, yeah? See the Seasonal Bollock Stick rotate through 360 degrees in this exclusive video. Requires minimal construction skills - watch the how-to video here. Dimensions: Packaged: 28.5cm x 19cm Assembled: 28cm x 17cm x 8cm

Modern Toss Comic - Issue 10

£6.99

Comic 10: 'Shit for Brains' Introducing the 10th comic from Modern Toss - a brand new 64-page collection of single panel jokes covering a range of topics from retail to relationships and featuring classic cartoons from all the favourites: Work, Cheese & Wine and Awkward Cunt. Plus brand new hilarity from Liberty Taker, Legal Longshots, and Pete Peters.     ...

Seasonal Misfits One

£9.50

Get a bundle of 7 classic Christmas cards for £9.50 – saving over a fiver! XMT71: Seasonal Bollocks Card XMT69: Tree Stylist Card XMT58: Seasonal Pervert Card XMT51: Cutbacks Light Card XMT46: Seasonal Cutbacks Card XMT52: Christmas Centrepiece Card XMT53: Santa Website Card XMT66: Not Taking Off Your Coat Card

Seasonal Misfits Two

£9.50

Get a bundle of 7 classic Christmas cards for £9.50 – saving over a fiver! XMT67: New Year Emoji Card XMT68: Recycled Tree Card XMT05: Goat Present Card XMT27: Cheese & Wine Goose Card XMT47: Family Tree Card XMT53: Santa Website Card XMT59: Not Taking Your Coat Off Card  

Seasonal Bollocks Card

£2.25

Seasonal Bollocks Card Seasonal Bollocks to You

Christmas List Card

£2.25

Christmas List Card "would you like me to get you a calendar this year?" "no I'm ok with this system thanks"

Tree Stylist Card

£2.25

Tree Stylist Card "I'm really not sure about it" "Hi, yeah I need a number for a 24 hour tree stylist"

Recycled Tree Card

£2.25

Recycled Tree Card "No Christmas tree this year?"  "Steve likes to wait until Boxing Day so we can get one out of the recycling area"

New Year Emoji Card

£2.25

New Year Emoji Card "In case my Happy New Year text doesn't get through later on, I thought I'd just say Happy New Year, thumbs up" "cheers, same to you but with an added champagne bottle and party popper emoji thing yeah?"

Cheese & Wine Gerry Card

£2.25

"We'd better be making a move, Gerry's just shit himself"

Office Party Card

£2.25

"sorry mate you can't come in, the chairman's photocopying his arse"

Alan Happy Christmas Card

£2.25

'Happy Christmas Yeah!'

Christmas Dinner Card

£2.25

"this is nice all sitting down for Christmas dinner""not if you talk all through this film, which I might add is shit"

Bus Replacement Card

£2.25

"this is the most up to date set, it comes with a replacement bus service"

Awkward Cunt Christmas Card

£2.25

"hello, and what would you like for Christmas?""I dunno, you fucking work it out."