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Turkey Saw Up Card

£2.50 £1.50

Turkey Saw Up Card May the spirit of Christmas fill your home.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Family Tree Card

£2.50 £1.50

"I've been doing the family tree and it turns out none of us are related." "Can we all go home then?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Festive Footprint Card

£2.50 £1.50

Festive Footprint Christmas Card "are these trees from an organically sustainable source?" "why what you going to do, fucking eat it or something?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Spa Voucher Card

£2.50 £1.50

Spa Voucher Card "Someone bought me a spa treatment voucher for Christmas, can I spend it in your snack machine?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Christmas List Card

£2.50 £1.50

Christmas List Card "would you like me to get you a calendar this year?" "no I'm ok with this system thanks"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Festive Grid Drain Card

£2.50 £1.50

"would you mind turning it down a bit, it's affecting my wife's dialysis machine." "perhaps you'd like to explain that to my little kiddie."   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Santa Skiing Holiday Card

£2.50 £1.50

"Congratulations you've got the job" "Cheers, I need a couple of weeks off in December, I've got a skiing holiday booked"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Seasonal Yesteryear Card

£2.50 £1.50

"Hold these while I have a piss over that drain."   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Cheese & Wine Goose Card

£2.50 £1.50

"I hear Peter's having goose for Christmas." "Peter's a fucking ponce."

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Good Christmas Card

£2.50 £1.50

''good christmas?'' ''yeah, just sat in front of the telly eating crisps all day''   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Seasonal Cutbacks Kids Card

£2.50 £1.50

"Sorry kids the figures just aren't stacking up, we're going to have to make a couple of you redundant."   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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New Year Emoji Card

£2.50 £1.50

New Year Emoji Card "In case my Happy New Year text doesn't get through later on, I thought I'd just say Happy New Year, thumbs up" "cheers, same to you but with an added champagne bottle and party popper emoji thing yeah?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox...

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