Seasonal Misfits Pack

£9.50

Get a bundle of 7 New and Classic Christmas cards for £9.50 – saving over a six quid! Scroll through the images to the see the full collection. XMT80: Cranberry Sauce Card XMT81: Queen's Speech Card XMT41: Seagull Cutbacks Card XMT29: Turkey Saw Up Card XMT79: Seasonal Cutbacks Presents Card XMT63: Bus Replacement Card XMT53: Santa Website Card

Queen's Speech Card

£2.50

"what are we watching?" "dunno, it's like some sort of reality TV spin off from The Crown"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Shitpipe Book Card

£2.50

"oh great, 'The World's Gone Down the Shitpipe", I'll enjoy this." "yeah, it's his follow up to the bestselling 'The World on the Edge of a Shitpipe."   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Cranberry Sauce Card

£2.50

"can you pass the cranberry sauce" "no I fucking can't"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Christmas Game Card

£2.50

''one word...'' ''bollocks''   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Seagull Cutbacks Card

£2.50

"we thought we'd try something a bit different this year." "is that a seagull?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Christmas Argument Card

£2.50

Christmas Argument Card "yeah all good here thanks, we've had the meal and we're just getting ready for the argument."   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Mince Pie Card

£2.50

Mince Pie Christmas Card "next door want to know if we'd like to pop over for a mince pie" "I've got a fucking mince pie"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Seasonal Bollocks Card

£2.50

Seasonal Bollocks Card Seasonal Bollocks to You   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Swear Tree Card

£2.50

A Partridge in a Swear Tree Christmas Card Includes a word-search for the kids.   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Seasonal Zoom Call Card

£2.50

"who the fuck are this lot?" "hello Grandad"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Santa's Grotto Christmas Card

£2.50

"hello, and what would you like for Christmas?" "I dunno, you fucking work it out."   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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