Seasonal Misfits One

£9.50

Get a bundle of 7 New and Classic Christmas cards for £9.50 – saving over a six quid! Scroll through the images to the see the full collection. XMT72: Card Pack Card XMT29: Turkey Saw Up Card XMT61: SAD Robin Card XMT58: Seasonal Pervert Card XMT66: Christmas Dinner Card XMT31: Cheese & Wine Pills Card XMT52: Christmas Centrepiece Card

Seasonal Misfits Two

£9.50

Get a bundle of 7 New and Classic Christmas cards for £9.50 – saving over a six quid! Scroll through the images to the see the full collection. XMT73: Carol Singer Card XMT30: Santa Footlock Card XMT53: Santa Website Card XMT59: Not Taking Off Your Coat Card XMT05: Goat Present Card XMT47: Family Tree Card XMT38: Phone Mast Card

Spa Voucher Card

£2.25

Spa Voucher Card "Someone bought me a spa treatment voucher for Christmas, can I spend it in your snack machine?"

Downton Abbey Card

£2.25

Downton Abbey Card "d'you reckon we should dress for dinner?"

Carol Singer Card

£2.25

Carol Singer Card "I sang a carol earlier when you were out so I just popped back to pick up me cash"

Card Pack Card

£2.25

Card Pack Card "didn't you give us this card last year?" "yeah I bought a pack of 20"

Baseball Bat Card

£2.25

Seasonal Mood Card Get the bat ready.

Turkey Saw Up Card

£2.25

Turkey Saw Up Card May the spirit of Christmas fill your home.

Santa Foot Lock Card

£2.25

Santa Foot Lock Card The spirit of Christmas.

Seasonal Bollocks Card

£2.25

Seasonal Bollocks Card Seasonal Bollocks to You

Christmas List Card

£2.25

Christmas List Card "would you like me to get you a calendar this year?" "no I'm ok with this system thanks"

Tree Stylist Card

£2.25

Tree Stylist Card "I'm really not sure about it" "Hi, yeah I need a number for a 24 hour tree stylist"

Recycled Tree Card

£2.25

Recycled Tree Card "No Christmas tree this year?"  "Steve likes to wait until Boxing Day so we can get one out of the recycling area"

New Year Emoji Card

£2.25

New Year Emoji Card "In case my Happy New Year text doesn't get through later on, I thought I'd just say Happy New Year, thumbs up" "cheers, same to you but with an added champagne bottle and party popper emoji thing yeah?"

Christmas Argument Card

£2.25

Christmas Argument Card"yeah all good here thanks, we've had the meal and we'rejust getting ready for the argument."

Christmas Dinner Card

£2.25

"this is nice all sitting down for Christmas dinner""not if you talk all through this film, which I might add is shit"

Festive Footprint Card

£2.25

Festive Footprint Christmas Card "are these trees from an organically sustainable source?" "why what you going to do, fucking eat it or something?"

Seasonal Skype Call Card

£2.25

"who the fuck are this lot?""hello Grandad"

Replacement Bus Card

£2.25

"this is the most up to date set, it comes with a replacement bus service"

Santa's Grotto Christmas Card

£2.25

"hello, and what would you like for Christmas?""I dunno, you fucking work it out."

SAD Robin Card

£2.25

"that robin's in the garden again""have you tried throwing something at it?"

Christmas Game Card

£2.25

''one word...''''bollocks''

Santa Skiing Holiday Card

£2.25

"Congratulations you've got the job""Cheers, I need a couple of weeks off in December, I've got a skiing holiday booked"

Not Taking Your Coat Off Card

£2.25

"Not taking your coat off Dave?""He only agreed to come because he thought you'd have the heating on"

Seasonal Pervert Card

£2.25

"Merry Christmas mate, here's a video of me trying on all your wife's new underwear"

Seasonal Cutbacks Tree

£2.25

"We're cutting back a bit this year, Steve's offered to be the tree"

Seasonal Work Card

£2.25

"Spending Christmas with the family again?""Yeah can you write me a note saying I have to come in"

Christmas Armistice Card

£2.25

"It's from your sister, she wants to know if we'd be up for a Christmas present armistice?""Yeah send her one back, see if she's up for skipping the meal as well"

Santa Website Card

£2.25

''look at this website showing a satellite image of where santa is currently delivering presents''''obviously fucking bullshit''

Christmas Centrepiece Card

£2.25

''everyone ok with me wearing my new Christmas underwear?''

Cutbacks Lights Card

£2.25

''I've had to cut back a bit this year, normally I turn them on in September''

Good Christmas Card

£2.25

''good christmas?''''yeah, just sat in front of the telly eating crisps all day''

Christmas Jumper Card

£2.25

"what d'you reckon?""yeah I like it.""It's not too tight around the arms is it?"

Family Tree Card

£2.25

"I've been doing the family tree and it turns out none of us are related.""Can we all go home then?"

Seasonal Cutbacks Kids Card

£2.25

"Sorry kids the figures just aren't stacking up, we're going to have to make a couple of you redundant."

Seasonal Yesteryear Card

£2.25

"Hold these while I have a piss over that drain."  

Grandad Turkey Card

£2.25

"where are you going with Dad?""I don't care if he's got Alzheimer's no-one sticks their cock in the Turkey.""see you next year Grandad."

Swear Tree Card

£2.25

A Partridge in a Swear Tree Christmas Card Includes a word-search for the kids.

Cheese & Wine Decorations Card

£2.25

Cheese & Wine Decorations Christmas Card"All our Christmas cards are totally hand made this year.""I wondered why it all looked so fucking shit."This one is dedicated to Kirsty Allsopp.

Recipe Book Card

£2.25

"oh thanks a TV chef recipe book.""yeah sorry I couldn't think what the fuck to get you."

Seagull Cutbacks Card

£2.25

"we thought we'd try something a bit different this year.""is that a seagull?"

SAD Mince Pie Card

£2.25

Seasonal Affective Disorder Mince Pie Christmas Card"next door want to know if we'd like to pop over for a mince pie""I've got a fucking mince pie"

SAD Christmas Walk Card

£2.25

"do you want to come out for a Christmas Walk?" "no I fucking don't."  

Moody Cunt Christmas Card

£2.25

'Happy Christmas You Moody Cunt'

Phone Mast Card

£2.25

"nice tree Dave must have cost a packet.""yeah keep it quiet it's a phone mast, should pay for this year's holiday.""pumping out some heat innit?"

Cheese & Wine Pills Card

£2.25

"I see you've got a Christmas card.""yes it's from the company who supply my hard on pills."

Cheese & Wine Goose Card

£2.25

"I hear Peter's having goose for Christmas." "Peter's a fucking ponce."

Cheese & Wine Gerry Card

£2.25

"We'd better be making a move, Gerry's just shit himself"

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