Toss Desktop Calendar 2021

£8.99

Modern Toss Desktop Calendar 2021 STOCK NOW IN! The formidable A5 Desktop Calendar has returned fresh to the Modern Toss shop and is ready to tell you what day it is. This time delivered in a timeless shade of classic blue. Suitable for your desk, worktop, or wherever the fuck you want. Contains historical dates of birthdays and notable people. A...

Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel

£12.00

Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel The only tea-towel that will get you fluent in obscenity as well as drying your dishes. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 chemical swearing elements, grouped by category.  2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS AND TEA TOWELS

ADVANCE ORDER Flies Tea Towel

£12.00

WE HAVE MORE STOCK COMING IN 11TH DECEMBER! ENTER EMAIL IN SIDE BAR TO GET NOTIFIED Flies of the British Isles Tea Towel 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Wipe the fuck out of your dishes with a Modern Toss tea towel.

Periodic Table of Swearing Mug

£12.00

BACK IN STOCK 10TH DECEMBER! The Periodic Table of Swearing contains a comprehensive selection of the finest swearing insults and is now available on a mug for passive-aggressive tea drinking. 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Modern Toss gift box included. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

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Work Fuck Off Socks

£8.99 £5.99

The ultimate work sock, contains a powerful message which remains hidden underneath the bottom of trouser leg, unless you’re wearing shorts or a skirt.   Mens shoe size 7-11 80% Cotton 19% Polyamade 1% Elastane

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Periodic Table Socks

£8.99 £4.99

The Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic and now, thanks to advances in weaving technology, is available to wear on your feet as a pair of socks. Contains 14 handpicked swear elements beautifully knitted into this classic argyle style design. Mens shoe size 7-11 80% Cotton 19% Polyamade 1% Elastane

Ideas Meeting Mug

£12.00

"don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you"  2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.

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Rainbow Shit Scribblers

£10.99 £7.99

Double Ender Rainbow Shit Scribbler Set The first major breakthrough in pencil technology for many decades. Our ‘Double Ender Rainbow Shit Scribblers’ come in a pack of 12; that’s 24 colours, each with their own unique descriptive name such as: Universal Urine, Colon Sunset, and Supermarket Mince.

Work at Weekend Mug

£12.00

"can you come in at the weekend?" "I'll come in but I'm not fucking doing anything." 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.

Festive Shit Wrap

£2.50

Festive Shit Wrap Get your shit-naks all wrapped up with this limited edition Festive Shit Wrapping paper for the full Toss effect this Christmas. Sold in packs of 2. Dimensions: 489mm x 692mm

Periodic Table A5 Notebook

£8.99

Periodic Table of Swearing Notebook One of the 21st century's most cutting edge designs has been stuck on the cover of a notebook. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 swear elements including personal favourites, 'Stinks Like Piss', 'Who's The Prat In The Corner' and 'Stupid Cunt.' Perfect for taking notes in class or at work, while sneakily swearing...

Periodic Table of Swearing Magnet Set

£9.99

The Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic and now, thanks to technological advances, is available to stick on your fridge or any other metallic surface. With over 100 full colour individual swear magnets, you'll never be stuck for the right bit of swearing to shout at your fridge again! Magnet sheet dimensions 164mm x 260mm....

Work Biscuits Coaster

£2.99

"right Steve, come on what are you bringing to the table?" "I brought the biscuits?"  

Toss Stickers

£9.99

Welcome to our first ever pack of Toss stickers. Perfect for livening up boring old shit lying around your house or office.

Ideas Meeting Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Ideas Meeting Notebook "don't think about it just say it" "fuck you"

Stroller Postcard Set

£9.99

Stroller Postcard Set Ever thought about sending your boss a postcard featuring him being serviced from behind by a cart horse? Well you can now, thanks to this surreal and highly collectable Stroller postcard set. Stick ‘em on your wall or reach out and touch a friend with this selection of beautifully-crafted designs celebrating some totally unique and magic moments....

Work Team Player Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Work Team Player Notebook "hi sorry I'm late, I couldn't be fucked to get here any quicker"

Work Biscuits Mug

£12.00

Work Biscuits Mug "right Steve, come on what are you bringing to the table?" "I brought the biscuits?"  2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter

For Fuck's Sake T-Shirt

£22.00

For Fuck's Sake T-Shirt Say it like it is with Modern Toss. Comes in 8 different colours. Switch it up yeah? PRICE INCLUDES FREE UK SHIPPING - NEXT DAY DELIVERY NOT AVAILABLE Each T-Shirt is printed to demand and can take up to 5 working days, or longer during busier periods! Please select sizing carefully, as refunds or exchanges are limited...

Customer Services Bookmark

£2.99

Customer Services Bookmark - It's magnetic yeah? 'this book I bought off you, is fucking shit'

Periodic Table Wrapping Paper

£2.50

Periodic Table Wrapping Paper The ultimate 21st century design printed onto some wrapping paper, so you can call someone a 'Fucking Pissflap' and give them a gift at the same time! Sold in packs of 2. Dimensions: 489mm x 692mm

Work Biscuits Tea Towel

£12.00

Work Biscuits Tea Towel Wipe the fuck out of your dishes with a Modern Toss tea towel. 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS AND TEA TOWELS

Like No Yeah T-Shirt

£22.00

Like No Yeah T-Shirt err.. hello? Comes in 8 different colours for you picky Tossers. PRICE INCLUDES FREE UK SHIPPING - NEXT DAY DELIVERY NOT AVAILABLE Each T-Shirt is printed to demand and can take up to 5 working days, or longer during busier periods! Please select sizing carefully, as refunds or exchanges are limited on this item. Size Guide (chest): Small: 34-37...

Arseholes Anonymous Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Fucking Arseholes Anonymous Notebook "hello my name's Peter and I'm a fucking arsehole"

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