{"title":"Christmas","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"periodic-table-of-swearing-cloth","title":"Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeriodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe only tea-towel that will get you fluent in obscenity as well as drying your dishes. The \u003ca title=\"periodic table gifts\" href=\"http:\/\/ptos.moderntoss.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ePeriodic Table of Swearing\u003c\/a\u003e contains over 100 chemical swearing elements, grouped by category. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":535207509,"sku":"SWRCLOTH","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/PTOS_02f0e95d-5f3d-432a-8aa0-4f55caeb644f.jpg?v=1585591043"},{"product_id":"periodic-table-mug-coaster-set","title":"Periodic Table of Swearing Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeriodic Table of Swearing Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Periodic Table of Swearing\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003econtains a comprehensive selection of the finest swearing insults and is now available on a mug for passive-aggressive tea drinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eModern Toss gift box included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39631874293813,"sku":"MUG05","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/mmhjgs30iyl_ec413073-9733-45f1-a3b9-2f01f9cafc76.jpg?v=1621607545"},{"product_id":"christmas-wrapping-paper","title":"Festive Shit Wrap","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFestive Shit Wrap\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet your shit-naks all wrapped up with this limited edition Festive Shit Wrapping paper for the full Toss effect this Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSold in packs of 2, 4 and 6\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 489mm x 692mm\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"2","offer_id":34898155783,"sku":"2SHEETSWRAP03","price":2.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"4","offer_id":30872906268725,"sku":"4SHEETSWRAP03","price":4.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"6","offer_id":30872906301493,"sku":"6SHEETSWRAP03","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/fsidgtugoak.jpg?v=1585227347"},{"product_id":"tossary-of-terms-book","title":"Tossary of Terms Book","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to Tossary of Terms, the first illustrated dictionary series by Modern Toss. This book identifies and defines, with new words and phrases, a random pisspot of contemporary social phenomena which has so far gone unnamed. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe fast changing modern scene chucks up stuff faster than we can nail it down and label it. The ear grease on a smart phone screen, wearing a hat that makes you look like even more of a tit, the DNA rich stew in the bogs hand dryer trough, paying extra money to sit in a plane before the rest of the passengers.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis invaluable tool for navigating the 21st century shitscape is printed on paper, rendering it impervious to cyber attack and pandemics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePresented as a hardback and spread over 64 laugh-out-loud pages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":12412234432565,"sku":"TOSSARY","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/uswsyibuams.jpg?v=1585227618"},{"product_id":"christmas-list-card","title":"Christmas List Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas List Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"would you like me to get you a calendar this year?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"no I'm ok with this system thanks\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.brainboxcandy.com\/christmas-list-card\/\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: #ff2a00; text-decoration: underline;\"\u003ehere\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOtherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":12786876481589,"sku":"XMT70","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/gndz4iprstj.jpg?v=1585226975"},{"product_id":"ideas-meeting-notebook","title":"Ideas Meeting Notebook","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the NEW range of\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eModern Toss Notebooks\u003c\/strong\u003e perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOW AVAILABLE IN A5 OR A6 FORMAT - SELECT BELOW\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDelivered across 96\/64 crisp-white\u003cspan\u003e feint lined\u003c\/span\u003e pages in a modern A5\/A6 format.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDon't think about it just say it!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"A5","offer_id":33449735094325,"sku":"NOTE026","price":6.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A6","offer_id":33449735061557,"sku":"A6NOTE088","price":4.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/idewkwbyi5t.jpg?v=1585226820"},{"product_id":"early-retirement-notebook","title":"Early Retirement Notebook","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the NEW range of\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eModern Toss Notebooks\u003c\/strong\u003e perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOW AVAILABLE IN A5 AND A6 SIZE - SELECT BELOW\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDelivered across 96\/64 crisp-white\u003cspan\u003e feint lined \u003c\/span\u003epages in a modern A5\/A6 format.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"I'm thinking of taking an early retirement\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"how early?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"about 2.30\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"A5","offer_id":33449975152693,"sku":"NOTE027","price":6.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A6","offer_id":33449975185461,"sku":"A6NOTE090","price":4.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/jie5vhmf0ay.jpg?v=1585227287"},{"product_id":"card-pack-card","title":"Card Pack Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCard Pack Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"didn't you give us this card last year?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"yeah I bought a pack of 20\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.brainboxcandy.com\/card-pack-christmas-card\/\" style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ehere\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOtherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":30399659343925,"sku":"XMT72","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/ow2zlk12xbv.jpg?v=1585226863"},{"product_id":"periodic-table-notebook","title":"Periodic Table A5 Notebook","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeriodic Table of Swearing Notebook\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the 21st century's most cutting edge designs has been stuck on the cover of a notebook. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 swear elements to mix and match. Perfect for taking notes at work, while sneakily swearing your tits off. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis A5 notebook is matt laminated to prevent you spilling your coffee and leaving brown marks all over it. It contains 96-feint-lined pages, so you can keep your notes in a straight line. Genius.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":30920908341301,"sku":"NOTE025","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/4xe4dwvaadf.jpg?v=1585226055"},{"product_id":"seasonal-bollocks-sweatshirt","title":"Seasonal Bollocks Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSeasonal Bollocks Christmas Sweatshirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBollocks to it yeah.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEach Sweatshirt is printed to demand and can take up to 5 working days, or longer during busier periods! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNEXT DAY DELIVERY NOT AVAILABLE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe cut off for Christmas orders is midday Friday 11th December. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide (half chest):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall: 52cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium: 56cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge: 60cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExtra Large: 64cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExtra Extra \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cb\u003eLarge: 68cm\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"details-item\"\u003eMaterials: 80% Cotton | 20% Polyester\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Navy","offer_id":31275589173301,"sku":"SWT-BOLLOCKS-1","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Grey","offer_id":31240634859573,"sku":"SWT-BOLLOCKS-3","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Bottle Green","offer_id":31311512961077,"sku":"SWT-BOLLOCKS-2","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Navy","offer_id":31275602608181,"sku":"SWT-BOLLOCKS-4","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Grey","offer_id":31240634957877,"sku":"SWT-BOLLOCKS-6","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Bottle Green","offer_id":31311512993845,"sku":"SWT-BOLLOCKS-5","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Navy","offer_id":31275605917749,"sku":"SWT-BOLLOCKS-7","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Grey","offer_id":31240635088949,"sku":"SWT-BOLLOCKS-9","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Bottle Green","offer_id":31311513026613,"sku":"SWT-BOLLOCKS-8","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large \/ Navy","offer_id":31275606769717,"sku":"SWT-BOLLOCKS-10","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large \/ Grey","offer_id":31240635220021,"sku":"SWT-BOLLOCKS-11","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large \/ Bottle Green","offer_id":31311513059381,"sku":"SWT-BOLLOCKS-12","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Extra Large \/ Navy","offer_id":33280766541877,"sku":"SWT-BOLLOCKS-17","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Extra Large \/ Grey","offer_id":33280768442421,"sku":"SWT-BOLLOCKS-25","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Extra Large \/ Bottle Green","offer_id":33280769458229,"sku":"SWT-BOLLOCKS-19","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/SEASONALBOLLCOCKSGREYSWEAT.jpg?v=1606306141"},{"product_id":"partridge-in-a-swear-tree-sweatshirt","title":"Partridge in a Swear Tree Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePartridge in a Swear Tree Christmas Sweatshirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePuzzle it out. Spread the festive Toss cheer this Christmas!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEach T-Shirt is printed to demand and can take up to 5 working days, or longer during busier periods! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNEXT DAY DELIVERY NOT AVAILABLE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide (chest):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall: 52cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium: 56cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge: 60cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExtra Large: 64cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExtra Extra \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cb\u003eLarge: 68cm\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"details-item\"\u003eMaterials: 80% Cotton | 20% Polyester\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Bottle Green","offer_id":31311500771381,"sku":"SWT-PARTRIDGE-3","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Grey","offer_id":31241144041525,"sku":"SWT-PARTRIDGE-1","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ White","offer_id":31311496773685,"sku":"SWT-PARTRIDGE-2","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Bottle Green","offer_id":31311500804149,"sku":"SWT-PARTRIDGE-6","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Grey","offer_id":31241144238133,"sku":"SWT-PARTRIDGE-4","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ White","offer_id":31311496806453,"sku":"SWT-PARTRIDGE-5","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Bottle Green","offer_id":31311500836917,"sku":"SWT-PARTRIDGE-9","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Grey","offer_id":31241144434741,"sku":"SWT-PARTRIDGE-7","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ White","offer_id":31311496839221,"sku":"SWT-PARTRIDGE-8","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large \/ Bottle Green","offer_id":31311500869685,"sku":"SWT-PARTRIDGE-12","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large \/ Grey","offer_id":31241144631349,"sku":"SWT-PARTRIDGE-10","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large \/ White","offer_id":31311496871989,"sku":"SWT-PARTRIDGE-11","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Extra Large \/ Bottle Green","offer_id":42679461150773,"sku":"SWT-PARTRIDGE-13","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Extra Large \/ Grey","offer_id":42679461183541,"sku":"SWT-PARTRIDGE-14","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Extra Large \/ White","offer_id":42679461216309,"sku":"SWT-PARTRIDGE-15","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/GREY_be007210-6b90-4d0b-9664-d80345b46264.jpg?v=1606309659"},{"product_id":"partridge-in-a-swear-tree-t-shirt","title":"Partridge in a Swear Tree T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePartridge in a Swear Tree Christmas T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe alternative Christmas t-shirt to spread the festive Toss cheer. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNEXT DAY DELIVERY NOT AVAILABLE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eT-shirts are made on demand and can take up to 5 working days to arrive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide, to fit chest:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall: 34-36 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium: 38-40 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eLarge: 42-44 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExtra Large: 46-48 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExtra Extra Large: 50-52 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100% cotton Gildan Ultra UNISEX t-shirt \u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ewith Modern Toss label and tag.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ White","offer_id":31241162326069,"sku":"TS-PARTRIDGE-1","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Melange Grey","offer_id":31311704162357,"sku":"TS-PARTRIDGE-2","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ White","offer_id":31241162424373,"sku":"TS-PARTRIDGE-3","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Melange Grey","offer_id":31311704195125,"sku":"TS-PARTRIDGE-4","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ White","offer_id":31241162522677,"sku":"TS-PARTRIDGE-5","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Melange Grey","offer_id":31311704227893,"sku":"TS-PARTRIDGE-6","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large \/ White","offer_id":31241162620981,"sku":"TS-PARTRIDGE-7","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large \/ Melange Grey","offer_id":31311704326197,"sku":"TS-PARTRIDGE-8","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Extra Large \/ White","offer_id":33280968097845,"sku":"TS-PARTRIDGE-9","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Extra Large \/ Melange Grey","offer_id":33280968359989,"sku":"TS-PARTRIDGE-10","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Linen","offer_id":42603377557557,"sku":"TS-PARTRIDGE-11","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Linen","offer_id":42603377623093,"sku":"TS-PARTRIDGE-13","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large \/ Linen","offer_id":42603378376757,"sku":"TS-PARTRIDGE-14","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Extra Large \/ Linen","offer_id":42603378606133,"sku":"TS-PARTRIDGE-15","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Linen","offer_id":42603378868277,"sku":"TS-PARTRIDGE-12","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/files\/MENSMASTERSWEARTREE.jpg?v=1695810538"},{"product_id":"seasonal-bollocks-womens-t-shirt","title":"Seasonal Bollocks T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSeasonal Bollocks Christmas T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou asked for it, you've got it! Brand new Christmas apparel to spread the festive cheer. Because who says Merry Christmas better than Modern Toss?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNEXT DAY DELIVERY NOT AVAILABLE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eT-shirts are made on demand and can take up to 5 working days to arrive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide, to fit chest:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall: 34-36 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium: 38-40 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eLarge: 42-44 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExtra Large: 46-48 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExtra Extra Large: 50-52 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100% cotton Gildan Ultra UNISEX t-shirt \u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ewith Modern Toss label and tag.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Melange Grey","offer_id":31241276096565,"sku":"TS-BOLLOCKS-1","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ White","offer_id":31332009279541,"sku":"TS-BOLLOCKS-2","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Melange Grey","offer_id":31241276194869,"sku":"TS-BOLLOCKS-3","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ White","offer_id":31332009312309,"sku":"TS-BOLLOCKS-4","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Melange Grey","offer_id":31241276293173,"sku":"TS-BOLLOCKS-5","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ White","offer_id":31332009345077,"sku":"TS-BOLLOCKS-6","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large \/ Melange Grey","offer_id":31241276391477,"sku":"TS-BOLLOCKS-7","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large \/ White","offer_id":31332009476149,"sku":"TS-BOLLOCKS-8","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Navy","offer_id":33280629866549,"sku":"TS-BOLLOCKS-9","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Navy","offer_id":33280631406645,"sku":"TS-BOLLOCKS-10","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Navy","offer_id":33280632356917,"sku":"TS-BOLLOCKS-11","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large \/ Navy","offer_id":33280633503797,"sku":"TS-BOLLOCKS-12","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Extra Large \/ Navy","offer_id":33280634683445,"sku":"TS-BOLLOCKS-13","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Extra Large \/ Melange Grey","offer_id":33280636583989,"sku":"TS-BOLLOCKS-14","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Extra Large \/ White","offer_id":33280658767925,"sku":"TS-BOLLOCKS-15","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Kelly Green","offer_id":33280661684277,"sku":"TS-BOLLOCKS-16","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Kelly Green","offer_id":33280681836597,"sku":"TS-BOLLOCKS-17","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Kelly Green","offer_id":33280683376693,"sku":"TS-BOLLOCKS-18","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large \/ Kelly Green","offer_id":33280684720181,"sku":"TS-BOLLOCKS-19","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Extra Large \/ Kelly Green","offer_id":33280687341621,"sku":"TS-BOLLOCKS-25","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Stereo Red","offer_id":33280689897525,"sku":"TS-BOLLOCKS-20","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Stereo Red","offer_id":33280691568693,"sku":"TS-BOLLOCKS-21","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Stereo Red","offer_id":33280693469237,"sku":"TS-BOLLOCKS-22","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large \/ Stereo Red","offer_id":33280695205941,"sku":"TS-BOLLOCKS-24","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Extra Large \/ Stereo Red","offer_id":33280697335861,"sku":"TS-BOLLOCKS-23","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/SEASONALBOLLOCKSKELLYGREENTEE.jpg?v=1606305104"},{"product_id":"drive-by-abuser-christmas-t-shirt","title":"Drive-by Abuser Christmas T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDrive-by Abuser Christmas T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou asked for it, you've got it! Christmas apparel to spread the festive cheer. Because who says Merry Christmas better than Drive-by Abuser?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNEXT DAY DELIVERY NOT AVAILABLE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eT-shirts are made on demand and can take up to 5 working days to arrive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide, to fit chest:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall: 34-36 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium: 38-40 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eLarge: 42-44 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExtra Large: 46-48 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExtra Extra Large: 50-52 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100% cotton Gildan Ultra UNISEX t-shirt \u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ewith Modern Toss label and tag.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Bottle","offer_id":31332345020469,"sku":"TS-DBAXMAS-1","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ White","offer_id":31241343205429,"sku":"TS-DBAXMAS-2","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Melange Grey","offer_id":31241343238197,"sku":"TS-DBAXMAS-3","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Stereo Red","offer_id":33280880148533,"sku":"TS-DBAXMAS-13","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Navy","offer_id":33280900300853,"sku":"TS-DBAXMAS-23","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Bottle Green","offer_id":31332345053237,"sku":"TS-DBAXMAS-4","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ White","offer_id":31241343303733,"sku":"TS-DBAXMAS-5","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Melange Grey","offer_id":31241343336501,"sku":"TS-DBAXMAS-6","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Stereo Red","offer_id":33280885882933,"sku":"TS-DBAXMAS-14","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Navy","offer_id":33280905412661,"sku":"TS-DBAXMAS-24","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ White","offer_id":31241343402037,"sku":"TS-DBAXMAS-8","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Melange Grey","offer_id":31241343434805,"sku":"TS-DBAXMAS-9","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Stereo Red","offer_id":31332345086005,"sku":"TS-DBAXMAS-28","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Navy","offer_id":33280905576501,"sku":"TS-DBAXMAS-25","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large \/ Bottle","offer_id":31332345151541,"sku":"TS-DBAXMAS-10","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large \/ White","offer_id":31241343500341,"sku":"TS-DBAXMAS-11","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large \/ Melange Grey","offer_id":31241343533109,"sku":"TS-DBAXMAS-12","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large \/ Stereo Red","offer_id":33280890044469,"sku":"TS-DBAXMAS-16","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large \/ Navy","offer_id":33280906264629,"sku":"TS-DBAXMAS-26","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Extra Large \/ White","offer_id":33280912818229,"sku":"TS-DBAXMAS-30","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Extra Large \/ Melange Grey","offer_id":33280914063413,"sku":"TS-DBAXMAS-32","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Extra Large \/ Stereo Red","offer_id":33280891584565,"sku":"TS-DBAXMAS-17","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Extra Large \/ Navy","offer_id":33280907477045,"sku":"TS-DBAXMAS-27","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Bottle Green","offer_id":42603316674613,"sku":"TS-DBAXMAS-33","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Extra Large \/ Bottle Green","offer_id":42603326210101,"sku":"TS-DBAXMAS-34","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/files\/DRIVEBYXMASTEEARMY_db4b604b-85d2-410a-90fa-3f9285e97e8a.jpg?v=1697142496"},{"product_id":"drive-by-abuser-christmas-sweatshirt","title":"Drive-by Abuser Christmas Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDrive-by Abuser Christmas Sweatshirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpread the festive Toss cheer yeah.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEach T-Shirt is printed to demand and can take up to 5 working days, or longer during busier periods! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNEXT DAY DELIVERY NOT AVAILABLE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide (half chest):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall: 52cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium: 56cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge: 60cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExtra Large: 64cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExtra Extra \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cb\u003eLarge: 68cm\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch6\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1.4em;\"\u003eMaterials: 80% Cotton | 20% Polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h6\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Navy","offer_id":31320014061621,"sku":"SWT-DBAXMAS-3","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Bottle Green","offer_id":31311196356661,"sku":"SWT-DBAXMAS-4","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Grey","offer_id":31241349857333,"sku":"SWT-DBAXMAS-5","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Navy","offer_id":31320014651445,"sku":"SWT-DBAXMAS-8","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Bottle Green","offer_id":31311196389429,"sku":"SWT-DBAXMAS-9","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Grey","offer_id":31241349955637,"sku":"SWT-DBAXMAS-10","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Navy","offer_id":31320014684213,"sku":"SWT-DBAXMAS-13","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Bottle Green","offer_id":31311196422197,"sku":"SWT-DBAXMAS-14","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Grey","offer_id":31241350053941,"sku":"SWT-DBAXMAS-15","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large \/ Navy","offer_id":31320014716981,"sku":"SWT-DBAXMAS-18","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large \/ Bottle Green","offer_id":31311196454965,"sku":"SWT-DBAXMAS-19","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large \/ Grey","offer_id":31241350152245,"sku":"SWT-DBAXMAS-20","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Extra Large \/ Navy","offer_id":42679454728245,"sku":"SWT-DBAXMAS-21","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Extra Large \/ Bottle Green","offer_id":42679454761013,"sku":"SWT-DBAXMAS-22","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Extra Large \/ Grey","offer_id":42679454793781,"sku":"SWT-DBAXMAS-23","price":32.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/GREEN.jpg?v=1606308792"},{"product_id":"flies-of-the-british-isles-tea-towel","title":"Flies of the British Isles Tea Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFlies of the British Isles Tea Towel\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWipe the shit out of your dishes with a Modern Toss tea towel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31241647194165,"sku":"TEA021","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/ideasteatowelcopy.jpg?v=1586981547"},{"product_id":"team-player-print","title":"Team Player Screen Print","description":"\u003cp\u003eA two colour screen print in an edition of 70.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSigned and stamped by Jon \u0026amp; Mick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium:\u003c\/strong\u003e Two colour screen print on hand-torn, heavy weight paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21cm x 14.8cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32187980054581,"sku":"SP-TEAMPLAYER","price":50.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/TeamPlayer-edited.jpg?v=1594213817"},{"product_id":"periodic-table-of-swearing-print-10th-anniversary-edition","title":"Periodic Table of Swearing Print","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeriodic Table of Swearing Print (10th Anniversary Heavy Metals Edition)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic. It represents man’s first real attempt to take the international language of swearing and turn it into a systematic grid based on the chemical elements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt has featured in many design magazines and was included in Taschen’s Information Graphics, a collection of exemplary visual communication in the age of big data. This gold plated edition has been created to celebrate its 10th anniversary. It can also be used as currency in an economic crisis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis stunning piece has been produced in gold, silver and copper metals, and comes signed and numbered in a Limited Edition of 50.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMedium: Five colour silkscreen with metal foils\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 500 x 700mm \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDELIVERED FLAT | NEXT DAY DELIVERY NOT AVAILABLE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32232642183221,"sku":"PRINT-PERIODIC-GOLD","price":375.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/IMG_3246_f8f2151d-6efd-4d98-9afc-10e6a0b66e67.jpg?v=1653566029"},{"product_id":"christmas-cheer-bottle-of-wine-card","title":"Christmas Cheer Wine Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"the neighbours want to come round for a glass of wine\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"tell 'em they can have the whole bottle if they stay where they are\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.brainboxcandy.com\/christmas-cheer-wine-card\/\" style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ehere\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOtherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32310835118133,"sku":"XMT77","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/XMT77-2000.jpg?v=1601997509"},{"product_id":"merry-christmas-holiday-card","title":"Merry Christmas Holiday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"don't buy me anything expensive this year\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"I wasn't going to, I'm going on holiday\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.brainboxcandy.com\/merry-christmas-holiday-card\/\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: #ff2a00; text-decoration: underline;\"\u003ehere\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOtherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32310839083061,"sku":"XMT78","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/XMT78.jpg?v=1601998099"},{"product_id":"advance-order-drive-by-book","title":"Drive-By Poetry Book","description":"\u003ch5 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1.4em;\"\u003eHardback Collection of Drive-By Abuser Poetry, happily tackling any subject in the world and making some sense of it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left; padding-left: 270px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left; padding-left: 270px;\"\u003eAlright? Thumbing through a book yeah?\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left; padding-left: 270px;\"\u003eAdmiring its epic sweep?\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left; padding-left: 270px;\"\u003eMust be a classic.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left; padding-left: 270px;\"\u003eI should know, I fucking wrote it.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg height=\"131\" width=\"197\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/files\/driveby_480x480.jpg?v=1599058382\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32314522533941,"sku":"DBBOOK","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/Drivebybook.jpg?v=1606087956"},{"product_id":"for-fucks-sake-protest-mug","title":"For Fuck's Sake Protest Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor Fuck's Sake Protest Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProtesting with a mug are ya?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes in a gift box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNew size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up with a coaster!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39627131519029,"sku":"MUG153","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/ForFuck_sSakeProtestMug.jpg?v=1616417888"},{"product_id":"not-interested-mug","title":"Not Interested Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot Interested Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaking a statement with a mug are ya?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom Cheese \u0026amp; Wine cartoon:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Have you heard about Peter's new car?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"No have you read my sign?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes in a gift box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNew size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39647707562037,"sku":"MUG154","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/NotInterestedMug.jpg?v=1616418192"},{"product_id":"motivational-pencil-set","title":"Motivational Pencil Set","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNEW! Motivational Pencil Set\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeed some motivation to get back on it after this shitstorm of a year?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTRY NOT TO SHIT YOURSELF YEAH!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSix-pack of excellence.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39714908766261,"sku":"MTBOX01","price":10.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/files\/pencil1.jpg?v=1765472016"},{"product_id":"cranberry-sauce-card","title":"Cranberry Sauce Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"can you pass the cranberry sauce\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"no I f**king can't\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: #ff2a00;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.brainboxcandy.com\/cranberry-sauce-christmas-card\/\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ehere\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOtherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39914927816757,"sku":"XMT80","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/XMT80.jpg?v=1631097138"},{"product_id":"queens-speech-card","title":"King's Speech Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"what are we watching?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"dunno, it's like some sort of reality TV spin off from The Crown\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.brainboxcandy.com\/queens-speech-christmas-card\/\" style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ehere\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOtherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39914973069365,"sku":"XMT100","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/XMT100.jpg?v=1670882741"},{"product_id":"merry-fuckin-christmas-wrap","title":"Merry Fuckin' Christmas Wrap","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMerry Fuckin' Christmas Wrap\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet your shit-naks all wrapped up Drive-By style with this limited edition wrapping paper for the full Toss effect this Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSold in packs of 2, 4 and 6.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 489mm x 692mm\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"2","offer_id":40150495100981,"sku":"2SHEETSWRAP11","price":2.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"4","offer_id":40150495166517,"sku":"4SHEETSWRAP11","price":4.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"6","offer_id":40150495232053,"sku":"6SHEETSWRAP11","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/DRIVE-BY-MERRY-FUCKING-XMAS-WRAP.jpg?v=1636995913"},{"product_id":"seasonal-bollocks-wrap-1","title":"Seasonal Bollocks Wrapping Paper","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSeasonal Bollocks Wrapping Paper\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet your shit-naks all wrapped up with this limited edition wrapping paper for the full Toss effect this Christmas. It's the bollocks!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSold in packs of 2, 4 and 6.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 489mm x 692mm\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"2","offer_id":40150617751605,"sku":"2SHEETSWRAP09","price":2.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"4","offer_id":40150617817141,"sku":"4SHEETSWRAP09","price":4.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"6","offer_id":40150617849909,"sku":"6SHEETSWRAP09","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/SEASONAL-BOLLOCKS-Wrap.jpg?v=1636997172"},{"product_id":"christmas-dinner-wrapping-paper","title":"Xmas Dinner Wrapping Paper","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXmas Dinner Wrapping Paper\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet your shit-naks all wrapped up with this limited edition wrapping paper for the full Toss effect this Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSold in packs of 2, 4 and 6.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 489mm x 692mm\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"2","offer_id":40150708355125,"sku":"2SHEETSWRAP12","price":2.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"4","offer_id":40150708387893,"sku":"4SHEETSWRAP12","price":4.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"6","offer_id":40150708420661,"sku":"6SHEETSWRAP12","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/XMAS-DINNER-Wrap.jpg?v=1636997955"},{"product_id":"swear-tree-wrapping-paper","title":"Swear Tree Wrapping Paper","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSwear Tree Wrapping Paper\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet your shit-naks all wrapped up with this limited edition wrapping paper for the full Toss effect this Christmas. Circle up your favourite swear word!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSold in packs of 2, 4 and 6.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 489mm x 692mm\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"2","offer_id":40150778052661,"sku":"2SHEETSWRAP10","price":2.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"4","offer_id":40150778085429,"sku":"4SHEETSWRAP10","price":4.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"6","offer_id":40150778118197,"sku":"6SHEETSWRAP10","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/SWEAR-TREE-Wrap.jpg?v=1636998556"},{"product_id":"inspirational-pencil-set","title":"Inspirational Pencil Set","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNEW! Inspirational Pencil Set\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeed some further inspiration, with a bit less swearing, to get back on track after this shitstorm of a year?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDON'T GIVE UP TILL YOU REACH LUNCHTIME!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSix pack of excellence!.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40161243889717,"sku":"MTBOX02","price":10.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/files\/MTBOX02.jpg?v=1765472133"},{"product_id":"work-is-shit-bag","title":"Work is Shit Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLe Travail C'est la Merde Tote Bag\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrench innit. Roughly translates to Work is Shit, which it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe've done a reprint, so you can flash this round the office or at home like you don't care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40161800880181,"sku":"WORKISSHITBAG","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/CANVASBAG2_RETAIL.jpg?v=1637174186"},{"product_id":"christmas-perfume-card","title":"Christmas Perfume Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas Perfume Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"I'm after some perfume but I don't know what it's called, it's the one with an advert where a bloke kicks a wall down and tells some people to go away, then I'm pretty sure he rides off on a horse while a woman has an argument with an eagle in French and either a wolf or a cat barks at a planet, yeah?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"We've only got that in 100ml, you alright with that?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.brainboxcandy.com\/christmas-perfume-christmas-card\/\" style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: #ff2a00; text-decoration: underline;\"\u003ehere\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOtherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40244430405685,"sku":"XMT83","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/XMT83-NEW.jpg?v=1638466636"},{"product_id":"modern-toss-comic-issue-11","title":"Modern Toss Comic - Issue 11","description":"\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eComic 11: Back to the Office\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#0000ff\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" color=\"#000000\"\u003eAfter a 5 year break, here is the long awaited 11th comic from Modern Toss - a brand new 64-page collection of brilliant single panel jokes featuring cartoons produced during a period of unprecedented world change. Inside, it addresses many new developments such as being able to tell your boss to get fucked via zoom, something most people could only dream of a couple of years ago.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGOT YOURS?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan face=\"Arial\" style=\"font-family: Arial; color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40771418095669,"sku":"TOSS11","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/COMIC11_RACK.jpg?v=1648483642"},{"product_id":"posterzine","title":"Posterzine","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLIMITED EDITION\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePosterzine®\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eis in collaboration with \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003ca title=\"Modern Toss Posterzine\" href=\"https:\/\/posterzine.com\"\u003ePeople of Print\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e's monthly publishing project, taking the form of a mini-magazine which folds out into an amazing A1 format poster (594 x 841mm). Printed by Pressision Ltd using CMYK onto quality G.F.Smith paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s4\"\u003eIn this issue of Posterzine,\u003c\/span\u003e Jon \u0026amp; Mick are interviewed for the first time since lockdown discussing Zoom, internet humour, and what’s in store for their 20th birthday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eOrder yours now to find out more! \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40923153956917,"sku":"POSTERZINE","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/image.png?v=1650996081"},{"product_id":"fuck-work-pin-badge","title":"Fuck Work Pin Badge","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFuck Work Pin Badge\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA PINBADG.ES X MODERN TOSS collaboration in Gold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e22mm with butterfly clutch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40922765131829,"sku":"PIN06","price":6.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/PINBADGE.jpg?v=1653565825"},{"product_id":"work-coaster-set-one","title":"Work Coaster Set One","description":"\u003cp\u003eStick one on your desk yeah?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal gift for a work colleague, friend or relative to keep motivated in the office or at home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eContains 6 coasters measuring 100 x 100 mm in a box.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41435565326389,"sku":"MTBOX03","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/MTBOX03.jpg?v=1659030241"},{"product_id":"work-coaster-set-two","title":"Work Coaster Set Two","description":"\u003cp\u003eAnyone want a cup of tea?\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal gift for a work colleague, friend or relative to put their mug on in the office or at home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eContains 6 coasters measuring 100 x 100 mm in a box.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41435566342197,"sku":"MTBOX04","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/MTBOX04.jpg?v=1659030298"},{"product_id":"at-home-coaster-set","title":"At Home 6 Coaster Set","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat's this? a set of coasters. Yeah, looks like it an' all\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal gift for coffee table fans to put their mug on at home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eContains 6 coasters measuring 100 x 100 mm in a box.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41435567587381,"sku":"MTBOX05","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/MTBOX05.jpg?v=1659030138"},{"product_id":"going-home-christmas-card","title":"Going Home Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGoing Home Christmas Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat are we arguing about?\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.brainboxcandy.com\/funny-christmas-card-argument-by-modern-toss\/\" title=\"Going Home Christmas Card\" style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: #ff2a00; text-decoration: underline;\"\u003ehere\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOtherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41574970228789,"sku":"XMT85","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/XMT85.jpg?v=1661373116"},{"product_id":"robin-christmas-card","title":"Robin Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRobin Christmas Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeasons Greetings yeah?\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.brainboxcandy.com\/rude-christmas-card-robin-by-modern-toss\/\" title=\"Robin Christmas Card\" style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: #ff2a00; text-decoration: underline;\"\u003ehere\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOtherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41575039762485,"sku":"XMT88","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/XMT88.jpg?v=1661374491"},{"product_id":"arseholes-to-christmas-card","title":"Arseholes to Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eArseholes to Christmas Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpeaks for itself.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.brainboxcandy.com\/rude-christmas-card-arseholes-by-modern-toss\/\" title=\"Arseholes to Christmas Card\" style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: #ff2a00; text-decoration: underline;\"\u003ehere\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOtherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41575063257141,"sku":"XMT90","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/XMT90_2821daa5-f834-493b-a940-a527f432b823.jpg?v=1663098595"},{"product_id":"xmas-dinner-card","title":"Xmas Dinner Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXmas Dinner Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDoes what it says on the can. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.brainboxcandy.com\/funny-christmas-card-xmas-dinner-by-modern-toss\/\" title=\"Xmas Dinner Card\" style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: #ff2a00; text-decoration: underline;\"\u003ehere\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOtherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41786849624117,"sku":"XMT94","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/image_44d0b5f4-6ee6-42b4-a0ed-b1fcfe543f2e.jpg?v=1664984461"},{"product_id":"robin-christmas-wrap","title":"Robin Christmas Wrap","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRobin Christmas Wrap\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet your shit-naks all wrapped up with this alternative limited edition wrapping paper for the full Toss effect this Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSold in packs of 2, 4 and 6.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 489mm x 692mm\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"2","offer_id":41807877799989,"sku":"WRAP14","price":2.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"4","offer_id":41807877832757,"sku":"4SHEETSWRAP14","price":4.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"6","offer_id":41807877865525,"sku":"6SHEETSWRAP14","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/XMAS-WRAP-ROBIN.jpg?v=1669157032"},{"product_id":"aresholes-christmas-wrap","title":"Arseholes Christmas Wrap","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eArseholes Christmas Wrap\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet your shit-naks all wrapped up with this alternative limited edition wrapping paper for the full Toss effect this Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSold in packs of 2, 4 and 6.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 489mm x 692mm\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"2","offer_id":41807915089973,"sku":"WRAP13","price":2.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"4","offer_id":41807915155509,"sku":"4SHEETSWRAP13","price":4.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"6","offer_id":41807915188277,"sku":"6SHEETSWRAP13","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/WrapARSEHOLES.jpg?v=1665423608"},{"product_id":"turkey-bird-flu-card","title":"Turkey Bird Flu Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Just checking everyone's had their winter jabs, I got this turkey cheap from a bird flu cull\" \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.brainboxcandy.com\/rude-christmas-card-arseholes-by-modern-toss\/\" title=\"Arseholes to Christmas Card\" style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: #ff2a00; text-decoration: underline;\"\u003ehere\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOtherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42671701131317,"sku":"XMT103","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/files\/XMT103.jpg?v=1698310211"},{"product_id":"xmas-dinner-t-shirt","title":"Xmas Dinner T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXmas Dinner T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe alternative to Christmas dinner on a t-shirt to spread the festive Toss cheer. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNEXT DAY DELIVERY NOT AVAILABLE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eT-shirts are made on demand and can take up to 5 working days to arrive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide, to fit chest:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall: 34-36 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium: 38-40 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eLarge: 42-44 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExtra Large: 46-48 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExtra Extra Large: 50-52 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100% cotton Gildan Ultra UNISEX t-shirt \u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ewith Modern Toss label and tag.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ White","offer_id":42679752785973,"sku":"TS-XMASDINNER-1","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ White","offer_id":42679752851509,"sku":"TS-XMASDINNER-2","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ White","offer_id":42679752917045,"sku":"TS-XMASDINNER-3","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large \/ White","offer_id":42679752982581,"sku":"TS-XMASDINNER-4","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Extra Large \/ White","offer_id":42679753048117,"sku":"TS-XMASDINNER-5","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/files\/Image23-10-2023at16.54.jpg?v=1698688362"},{"product_id":"robin-t-shirt","title":"Robin T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRobin T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeasons Fucking Greetings!. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNEXT DAY DELIVERY NOT AVAILABLE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eT-shirts are made on demand and can take up to 5 working days to arrive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide, to fit chest:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall: 34-36 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium: 38-40 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eLarge: 42-44 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExtra Large: 46-48 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExtra Extra Large: 50-52 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100% cotton Gildan Ultra UNISEX t-shirt \u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ewith Modern Toss label and tag.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ White","offer_id":42679786537013,"sku":"TS-ROBIN-1","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ White","offer_id":42679786569781,"sku":"TS-ROBIN-2","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ White","offer_id":42679786602549,"sku":"TS-ROBIN-3","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large \/ White","offer_id":42679786635317,"sku":"TS-ROBIN-4","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Extra Large \/ White","offer_id":42679786668085,"sku":"TS-ROBIN-5","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/files\/Image23-10-2023at16.55.jpg?v=1698688753"},{"product_id":"arseholes-to-christmas-t-shirt","title":"Arseholes to Christmas T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eArseholes to Christmas T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust say it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNEXT DAY DELIVERY NOT AVAILABLE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eT-shirts are made on demand and can take up to 5 working days to arrive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide, to fit chest:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall: 34-36 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium: 38-40 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eLarge: 42-44 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExtra Large: 46-48 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExtra Extra Large: 50-52 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100% cotton Gildan Ultra UNISEX t-shirt.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ White","offer_id":42679798562869,"sku":"TS-ARSEHOLES-1","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ White","offer_id":42679798628405,"sku":"TS-ARSEHOLES-2","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ White","offer_id":42679798661173,"sku":"TS-ARSEHOLES-3","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large \/ White","offer_id":42679798693941,"sku":"TS-ARSEHOLES-4","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Extra Large \/ White","offer_id":42679798726709,"sku":"TS-ARESHOLES-5","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/files\/Image23-10-2023at16.55-2.jpg?v=1698689057"},{"product_id":"periodic-table-of-swearing-stickers","title":"Periodic Table of Swearing Stickers","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeriodic Table of Swearing Stickers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNEW! Set of 6 classic elements from The Periodic Table of Swearing. Stick 'em up!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42722905948213,"sku":"STICKPACK06","price":7.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/files\/STICKPACK06.jpg?v=1700094479"}],"url":"https:\/\/shop.moderntoss.com\/collections\/christmas.oembed?page=5","provider":"Modern Toss ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}