NEW! Hardback Collection of Drive By Abuser Poetry, happily tackling any subject in the world and making some sense of it. Alright? Thumbing through a book yeah? Admiring its epic sweep? Must be a classic. I should know, I fucking wrote it. STOCK NOW IN!
Work is Shit Book Introducing a brand new collection of pin-sharp and totally hilarious work jokes from Modern Toss. This bang-up-to-date selection explores some of the technological advances which have managed to make work even more shit than it was before, while still acknowledging the more traditional ways that have always made work shit. Warning: Contains language actually used in...
Welcome to Tossary of Terms, the first illustrated dictionary series by Modern Toss. This book identifies and defines, with new words and phrases, a random pisspot of contemporary social phenomena which has so far gone unnamed. The fast changing modern scene chucks up stuff faster than we can nail it down and label it. The ear grease on a smart...
Periodic Table of Swearing Notebook One of the 21st century's most cutting edge designs has been stuck on the cover of a notebook. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 swear elements including personal favourites, 'Stinks Like Piss', 'Who's The Prat In The Corner' and 'Stupid Cunt.' Perfect for taking notes in class or at work, while sneakily swearing...
Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. NOW AVAILABLE IN A5 AND A6 SIZES - SELECT BELOW Delivered across 96/64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A5/A6 format. "these end of year figures are amazing" "yeah cheers, I fiddled around with them 'til they were bigger than...
"can you come in at the weekend?" "I'll come in but I'm not fucking doing anything." 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.
BACK IN STOCK! The Periodic Table of Swearing contains a comprehensive selection of the finest swearing insults and is now available on a mug for passive-aggressive tea drinking. 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Modern Toss gift box included. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel The only tea-towel that will get you fluent in obscenity as well as drying your dishes. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 chemical swearing elements, grouped by category. 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS AND TEA TOWELS