{"title":"Father's Day Cards","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOur cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, blank inside with dimensions 128mm x 180mm. Same day despatch before 3pm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWe also offer a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.moderntoss.com\/products\/bespoke-greeting-card\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/shop.moderntoss.com\/products\/bespoke-greeting-card\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ebespoke card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e service for cartoons not offered below and a personalised service on the product page of each existing card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCheck out the Swear Rating filter below for a laugh...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"weekend-tv-controls-card","title":"Weekend TV Controls Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eToo fucked to get the TV controls? So you're just going to have to sit through this Sunday night costume drama then! Also works with Poldark.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.brainboxcandy.com\/weekend-tv-controls-card\/\" style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003ehere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOtherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":7271896940597,"sku":"MTC10","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/lb5kmrnvajf.jpg?v=1585227748"},{"product_id":"do-what-you-want-card","title":"Do What You Want Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"It's Your Special Day - Do What You Fucking Want With it Yeah\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA Stroller greetings card that captures the true spirit of celebration days: watching TV and doing fuck-all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.brainboxcandy.com\/do-what-you-want-card\/\" style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ehere\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOtherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":7345313316917,"sku":"STR16","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/ksgmtizwdiu.jpg?v=1585227211"},{"product_id":"beer-in-bed-card","title":"Beer In Bed Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"On Your Special Day\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCelebrate someone's birthday by bringing them a beer in bed. And this Stroller card. Sorted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.brainboxcandy.com\/beer-in-bed-card\/\" style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ehere\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOtherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31816792834101,"sku":"STR13","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/files\/STRO13.jpg?v=1707515810"},{"product_id":"fathers-day-borrow-20-card","title":"Father's Day Borrow £20 Card","description":"\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--\ntd {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFathers Day Borrow £20 Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Dad can I borrow 20 quid to get you a Father's Day present?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"How about if i just keep the 20 quid?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"That works for me, Happy Father's Day yeah!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou can send this card direct to your old man with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.brainboxcandy.com\/fathers-day-borrow-20-card\/\" style=\"color: #ff2a00; text-decoration: underline;\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOtherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32075208523829,"sku":"MTFD01","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/xpjlvhmkllb.jpg?v=1585227322"},{"product_id":"fathers-day-sperm-donor-card","title":"Father's Day Sperm Donor Card","description":"\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--\ntd {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFathers Day Sperm Donor Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"blimey, you've got a lot of Father's Day cards\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"yeah I used to be a sperm donor, I only went in there once\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003eYou can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.brainboxcandy.com\/fathers-day-sperm-doner-card\/\" style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003ehere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOtherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":14359066640437,"sku":"MTFD02","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/atp3guzpsii.jpg?v=1585227332"},{"product_id":"fathers-day-doing-anything-special-card","title":"Father's Day Doing Anything Special Card","description":"\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--\ntd {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFathers Day Doing Anything Special Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"doing anything special for Father's Day?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"yeah I thought I might sit on the toilet and read the paper\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003eYou can send this card direct to your old man with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.brainboxcandy.com\/fathers-day-doing-anything-special-card\/\" style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003ehere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOtherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":14359103504437,"sku":"MTFD03","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/files\/MTFD03.jpg?v=1715808212"},{"product_id":"fathers-day-what-are-they-fucking-after","title":"What Are They After Card","description":"\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--\ntd {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFather's Day What Are They After Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Looks like you got a Father's Day card!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Yeah? What are they fucking after?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou can send this card direct to your old man with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.brainboxcandy.com\/fathers-day-what-are-they-after\/\" style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003ehere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOtherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32026067828789,"sku":"MTFD05","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/Lookslikeyou_vegotafathersdaycard.jpg?v=1589886673"},{"product_id":"fathers-day-piss-yourself","title":"Father's Day Piss Yourself Card","description":"\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--\ntd {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFather's Day Piss Yourself Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\"Happy Father's Day, try not to piss yourself when you fall asleep on the sofa\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou can send this card direct to your old man with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.brainboxcandy.com\/fathers-day-king-of-diy\/\" style=\"color: #ff2a00; text-decoration: underline;\"\u003ehe\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.brainboxcandy.com\/fathers-day-sofa\/\" style=\"color: #ff2a00; text-decoration: underline;\"\u003er\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.brainboxcandy.com\/fathers-day-fucking-kids\/\" style=\"color: #ff2a00; text-decoration: underline;\"\u003ee\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOtherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32026078347317,"sku":"MTFD07","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/MTFD07.jpg?v=1589887061"},{"product_id":"fathers-day-those-fucking-kids-i-had","title":"Father's Day Kids Card","description":"\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--\ntd {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFathers Day Kids Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\"Someone has sent me a Father's Day card, probably one of those fucking kids I had\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003eYou can send this card direct to your old man with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.brainboxcandy.com\/fathers-day-fucking-kids\/\" style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003ehere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOtherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32026080149557,"sku":"MTFD08","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/MTFD08.jpg?v=1589887181"},{"product_id":"fathers-day-fuck-it-diy","title":"Father's Day Fuck It DIY Card","description":"\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--\ntd {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFathers Day Fuck I\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003et DIY Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\"Fuck it, it's Father's Day, I can do that DIY stuff next weekend\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003eYou can send this card direct to your old man with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.brainboxcandy.com\/fathers-day-diy-next-weekend\/\" style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003ehere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOtherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Toss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32026082672693,"sku":"MTFD09","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1705\/products\/MTFD09.jpg?v=1589887258"},{"product_id":"fathers-day-king-of-diy","title":"Father's Day King of DIY Card","description":"\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--\ntd {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFathers Day Fuck it DIY Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\"Happy Father's Day to the King of DIY\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003eYou can send this card direct to your old man with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.brainboxcandy.com\/fathers-day-king-of-diy\/\" style=\"color: #ff2a00; 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