Classic Toss Card Bundle

£6.50

9 classic Modern Toss cards for £6.5. That's just over 70p a card! This bundle includes: Play to Win Card Twitter Symptoms Card Invisible Arseholes Card Smoking Aerobics Card Space Argument Card Customer Services Book Card Bodywork You/Me Card Last Orders Card Smells Like Money Card When they're gone, they're gone!

Milestone Birthday Card

£2.25

"do you want to do anything for your milestone birthday coming up?" "no I fucking don't"

Punctuation Apostrophe Business Card

£2.25

"How's the old apostrophe business?" "Yeah bit quiet. Had a false call out for a carrot sign last night. Greengrocer thought he needed a possessive, turned out he was after a straight plural."

Work Team Player Card

£2.25

"hi sorry I'm late, I couldn't be fucked to get here any quicker"

Segway Bat Card

£2.25

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Taken from the Mindless Violence Colouring Book

Working Day Lie Down Card

£2.25

Working Day too much? Have a drink and a lie down.

Moody Cunt Card

£2.25

"Happy Birthday You Moody Cunt" Send many happy returns of the day to the moody cunt in your life. Enough said.

Chill Out Yeah Card

£2.25

"how much is your meditation course?" "80 quid" "well that's fucking wound me right up for a start"

Ideas Meeting Card

£2.25

"don't think about it, just say it" "Fuck you" Dream meeting scenario.