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Arsehole for a Brain Lite Membership

£15.00

Oi! Got an Arsehole for a Brain? Join the fucking club... Wanna be a Friend of Modern Toss but can't be arsed with all the fancy shit?  Sign up today and this is what you'll get: An impressive plastic membership card with 'Arsehole for a Brain' embellished in some fancy shiny shit with your name manually embossed by the Chief Embosser at...

Arsehole for a Brain Membership

£35.00

Oi! Got an Arsehole for a Brain? Join the fucking club... Here's what's on offer: Welcome pack: A personalised FOMT certificate to frame on your wall and let your guests know just how much of a Tosser you are An impressive plastic membership card with 'Arsehole for a Brain' embellished in some fancy shiny shit with your name manually embossed by the Chief...

Easy Going Prat Membership

£15.00

Calling all Easy Going Prats... We've got the best club the internet has to fucking offer. Wanna be a Friend of Modern Toss but not fussed about all the fancy shit?  Sign up today and this is what you'll get: A personalised FOMT certificate to prove your Tosser status An exclusive folded A2 FOMT posterzine containing new hardcore and experimental shit...

FOMT Membership

£35.00

Annual membership benefits: Arsehole for a Brain Level An impressive plastic card with your name written on it next to your membership level 'Arsehole for a Brain’ embossed in stunning silver lettering (updated yearly) Members login with an automatic 10% off in our shop, anytime day or night Access to members only pages and archive print sales An A2 folded...

International Cunt Circus Lite Membership

£20.00

We're currently recruiting new Tossers for the International Cunt Circus! Wanna be a member of the ICC but can't be arsed with all the fancy shit?  Sign up today and this is what you'll be getting: An impressive plastic membership card with 'International Cunt Circus' embellished in some fancy gold shiny shit with your name manually embossed by the Chief Embosser at Toss...

International Cunt Circus Membership

£70.00

We're currently recruiting new Tossers for the International Cunt Circus Here's what's on offer:  Welcome pack: A personalised FOMT certificate to frame on your wall and let your guests know just how much of a Tosser you are An impressive PREMIUM plastic membership card with 'International Cunt Circus' embellished in some fancy gold shiny shit with your name manually embossed by the Chief...

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