Christmas Game Card

£2.25

''one word...''''bollocks''

Seasonal Bollocks Card

£2.25

Seasonal Bollocks Card Seasonal Bollocks to You

Awkward Cunt Christmas Card

£2.25

"hello, and what would you like for Christmas?""I dunno, you fucking work it out."

Christmas Argument Card

£2.25

Christmas Argument Card"yeah all good here thanks, we've had the meal and we'rejust getting ready for the argument."

Seagull Cutbacks Card

£2.25

"we thought we'd try something a bit different this year.""is that a seagull?"

Bus Replacement Card

£2.25

"this is the most up to date set, it comes with a replacement bus service"

Christmas Dinner Card

£2.25

"this is nice all sitting down for Christmas dinner""not if you talk all through this film, which I might add is shit"

Milestone Birthday Card

£2.25

"do you want to do anything for your milestone birthday coming up?" "no I fucking don't"

Grandad Turkey Card

£2.25

"where are you going with Dad?""I don't care if he's got Alzheimer's no-one sticks their cock in the Turkey.""see you next year Grandad."

SAD Robin Card

£2.25

"that robin's in the garden again""have you tried throwing something at it?"

SAD Mince Pie Card

£2.25

Seasonal Affective Disorder Mince Pie Christmas Card"next door want to know if we'd like to pop over for a mince pie""I've got a fucking mince pie"

Recycled Tree Card

£2.25

Recycled Tree Card "No Christmas tree this year?"  "Steve likes to wait until Boxing Day so we can get one out of the recycling area"

SAD Christmas Walk Card

£2.25

"do you want to come out for a Christmas Walk?""no I fucking don't."

Christmas Jumper Card

£2.25

"what d'you reckon?""yeah I like it.""It's not too tight around the arms is it?"

Santa Website Card

£2.25

''look at this website showing a satellite image of where santa is currently delivering presents''''obviously fucking bullshit''

Cheese & Wine Decorations Card

£2.25

Cheese & Wine Decorations Christmas Card"All our Christmas cards are totally hand made this year.""I wondered why it all looked so fucking shit."This one is dedicated to Kirsty Allsopp.

Family Tree Card

£2.25

"I've been doing the family tree and it turns out none of us are related.""Can we all go home then?"

Working Day Lie Down Card

£2.25

Working Day too much? Have a drink and a lie down.

Christmas List Card

£2.25

Christmas List Card "would you like me to get you a calendar this year?" "no I'm ok with this system thanks"

Santa Skiing Holiday Card

£2.25

"Congratulations you've got the job""Cheers, I need a couple of weeks off in December, I've got a skiing holiday booked"

Christmas Armistice Card

£2.25

"It's from your sister, she wants to know if we'd be up for a Christmas present armistice?""Yeah send her one back, see if she's up for skipping the meal as well"

Christmas Centrepiece Card

£2.25

''everyone ok with me wearing my new Christmas underwear?''

Work Team Player Card

£2.25

"hi sorry I'm late, I couldn't be fucked to get here any quicker"

Goat Present Card

£2.25

"d'you get any good presents?""yeah, me Aunty Jean got me a goat, but they delivered it to somewhere in Africa... Unbelievable."