Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel

£12.00

Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel The only tea-towel that will get you fluent in obscenity as well as drying your dishes. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 chemical swearing elements, grouped by category. 

Ideas Meeting Mug

£12.00

"don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you"   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.

Work at Weekend Mug

£12.00

"can you come in at the weekend?" "I'll come in but I'm not fucking doing anything."   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.

Work Fuck Off Mug

£12.00

“I can’t come in today, so fuck off.”   Comes with a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter. 

Periodic Table Mug

£12.00

The Periodic Table of Swearing contains a comprehensive selection of the finest swearing insults and is now available on a mug for passive-aggressive tea drinking.   Modern Toss gift box included. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.

Ideas Mug & Coaster Set

£13.50

Ideas Mug & Coaster Set Mug it up with some inspirational work shit-naks yeah? Nice one. Choose any coaster from the drop-down list to go with your Ideas Meeting mug. Mug dimensions: 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter. Gift-boxed. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Coaster dimensions: 10cm x 10cm Square

Periodic Mug & Coaster Set

£13.50

Periodic Mug & Coaster Set Maximise your swearing options with this Periodic of Table Swearing Mug and coaster combo.  Choose any coaster from the drop-down list to match your Periodic mug. Coaster dimensions: 10cm x 10cm Square Mug dimensions: 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter. Gift-boxed. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

Work Biscuits Coaster

£2.99

"right Steve, come on what are you bringing to the table?" "I brought the biscuits?"  

Work Fuck Off Coaster

£2.99

"I can't come in today so fuck off."  

Fuck Work Mug & Coaster Set

£13.50

Something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Classic combo! Choose any square coaster from the drop-down list to go with your Work Fuck Off Mug. Coaster dimensions:10cm x 10cm Square Mug dimensions: 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter. Gift-boxed. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

Apostrophe Business Mug

£12.00

Originally released as a screenprint in 2008, 'Punctuation Networking Event' is now back in mug form!   "How's the old apostrophe business?" "Yeah bit quiet. Had a false call out for a carrot sign last night. Greengrocer thought he needed a possessive, turned out he was after a straight plural."   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe....

Can't Be Fucked Mug

£12.00

Originally released as a screenprint in 2008, 'Punctuation Networking Event' is now back in mug form!   "People used to use me to partially obscure swearwords, but it seems like they can't be fucked any more." "Luck of the draw, mate. I was long-term unemployed until some bloke invented email."   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe....

Data Analyst Coaster

£2.99

"this spreadsheet of yours doesn't appear to make any sense" "yeah it's bollocks innit"  

Work from Home Coaster

£2.99

"we've decided we'd like you to work from home, preferably for someone else."  

Weekend Test Pot Coaster

£2.99

"I fucking hate that colour."  

Fuck Ikea Coaster

£2.99

"let's go to Ikea" "fuck Ikea."

Water Cooler Coaster

£2.99

"good weekend?" "yeah, I'm still off my fucking tits."  

Ideas Meeting Coaster

£2.99

"don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you"  

Work Weekend Mug & Coaster Set

£13.50

Keep ahold of your overtime rage with some calming work shit-naks. Choose any square coaster from the drop-down list to go with your Work at the Weekend Mug. Coaster dimensions:10cm x 10cm Square Mug dimensions:9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter. Gift-boxed. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

Bored as Arseholes Coaster

£2.99

"I see from your afternoon tweet that you’re 'bored as fucking arseholes" “yeah cheers, I didn’t know you were following me”  

Dog at Work Coaster

£2.99

"you can't bring a dog into work." "er hello? he's not actually working."  

Line Manager Coaster

£2.99

“how are you getting on with your new line manager?” “he’s a fucking cunt.”

Successful Idea Coaster

£2.99

“Here’s an idea, why don’t we just do stuff that’s really massively successful?”