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Family Tree Card

£2.25 £1.00

Home-clubber - Family Tree Card   "I've been researching my family tree on the internet, so far all I've found is a picture of my sister naked with a lorry driver."   Indulge in some genealogy with this Home Clubber greetings card.   Last editions available. This card will not be reprinted!

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He Fucked my Wife Card

£2.25 £1.00

Cheese & Wine - He Fucked my Wife Card   "so how do you know Peter?” “he fucked my wife.”

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Hurricane Card

£2.25 £1.00

Home-clubber - Hurricane Card   "Is that the weather centre? It's my mum's birthday coming up, how much would it cost to have a hurricane named after her? Ideally a category 2 or stronger."   Last editions available. This card will not be reprinted!

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Mentalist Card

£2.25 £1.00

Happy Birthday Mentalist Card "Happy Birthday Mentalist" Wish the mentalist in your life a happy birthday with this Stroller greetings card.

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Piss on Barbecue Card

£2.25 £1.00

Cheese & Wine Piss on Barbecue Card   "Has anyone seen Gerry?" "Having a bloody nightmare with the barbecue, every time I turn my back it goes out."  

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Pregnant Time Off Card

£2.25 £1.00

Pregnant Time Off Card   “I’m thinking of getting a woman pregnant, how much time off is it?”   A valid question for anyone planning a family or a bit of a holiday.    Last stock available. This card will not be reprinted!

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Salsa Lessons Card

£2.25 £1.00

Salsa Lessons Card   "Well you wouldn't come to salsa lessons."   Also available as part of a Relationships card bundle. 

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Still Want Paying Card

£2.25 £1.00

Mr Tourette - Still Want Paying Card   "I still want fucking paying" (Je veux qu’en meme mon putain d’paiement)