"Here's an idea, why don't we just do stuff that's going to be really massively successful?"
Show your special lady just how much you appreciate her with a fridge magnet.
That'll do, won't it? She likes magnets. She can stick it on the fridge.
"Yeah, I'm still off my fucking tits."
A typical Monday morning work cartoon slapped onto a magnet for your enjoyment.
Stick it somewhere metal yeah? That's how magnets work.
"I can't come in today so fuck off."
Refer to this fridge magnet whenever you need a day off work.