Tourette Shit Butler Card

£2.25

Tourette Shit Butler   “ahh Mr Tourette, I need a sign for my van, I offer a dog walking service for people who’ve got a dog but don’t really want one” “get your shit bag out, that one at the front smells like it’s about to pop.”  “how are you getting on? Oh for fucks sake”  “cheers, you might want to...

Commuter Mood Card

£2.25

Mr Tourette - Commuter Mood Card   “Oh hello Mr Tourette, I need a new logo for my train company, to distract the passengers from the fact that’s it’s fucking shit.”   “I’ve had a go on one of those in the transport museum.”   'THE CRAWLING SHIT WEASEL WITH BROKEN PISS CUPBOARD'   “I’m not sure about the font...

Sale!

Shithole Business Card

£2.25 £1.00

Mr Tourette - Shithole Business Card   “I need a sign for my new concept mobile restaurant, I wheel you around a supermarket, you buy the food then I heat it up in the microwave under the sea. It’s for people that live on the go 24-7-365.” “No problem, that’ll look good with a big bit of plywood on top...

Cash Rapists Card

£2.25

Mr Tourette - Cash Rapists Card   “Hello Mr Tourette, I run a complex financial services company previously known as a bank. Due to the fact we’ve fucked it right up we need a new logo so no-one knows who we are.” “Sounds piss easy, I’ll see what letters I’ve got lying around in the van.”  later…  “Yeah I thought...

Sale!

Still Want Paying Card

£2.25 £1.00

Mr Tourette - Still Want Paying Card   "I still want fucking paying" (Je veux qu’en meme mon putain d’paiement)   For the full Mr. Tourette collection click here.

Sale!

What Are You? Card

£2.25 £1.00

Mr Tourette - What Are You? Card   "What are you, some sort of cunt?" (T'es qui toi, une sorte de con?)   For the full Mr. Tourette collection click here. 

Sale!

Horse Fucking Service Card

£2.25 £1.00

Mr. Tourette - Horse Fucking Service Card   "Ah hello Mr Tourette. I need a sign advertising my exclusive thoroughbred equine stud service. They're all cup winners. That one could fill a coke bottle while I'm talking to you." "Leave it with me." Later... 'HORSE FUCKING SERVICE' "Jeeping shit." "How much for 20 minutes with my pony? It's her birthday."   For the...

Sale!

Sex Tourists Card

£2.25 £1.00

Mr Tourette - Sex Tourists Card   "Aah Mr Tourette, we need a brand new livery for our executive city flier jet service. We're looking for a solution that will work for the international market." "You're talking my language." Later... 'SEX TOURISTS'  "Oh my Christ." "I know what you're thinking, a bit gloomy."   For the full Mr. Tourette collection...

Sale!

Tourette Whore Card

£2.25 £1.00

Mr. Tourette - Whore Card   "Ahh Mr Tourette, could you paint a For Sale sign for my house?"  "Of course."  'WHORE'  "Oh my God, this is not what I wanted."  "What are you, some sort of cunt? I still want paying."   For the full Mr. Tourette collection click here.

Mr. Tourette Card Bundle

£8.50

All 9 Mr. Tourette cards for £8.50! This is what ya get: Shit Butler card Commuter Mood card Shithole Business card Cash Rapists card Sex Tourists card Whore card Still Want Paying card What Are You? card Horse fucking Service card When they're gone, they're gone.