Work Card Bundle

£8.00

Can't decide which card to choose? Why not get six and have an option for every occasion with our Work card bundle? Get 6 cards for £8 and save a fiver! Multipack includes: Ideas Meeting Work Bored Interview: Lap Dancing Desperate Business: Cambridge Interview: Texting Key Strategy Meeting  

Stick It Up Your Arse Card

£2.25

Work - Stick It Up Your Arse Card   "in an ideal world I'd tell you to stick this job up your arse"   For the full Work collection click here.

Work Dress Code Card

£2.25

Work Dress Code Card   "We don't have a dress code as such, but I would appreciate it if you could tone it down a bit"   For the full Work collection click here.

Pensions Accumulator Card

£2.25

Desperate Business - Pension Accumulator Card   "We don't currently have a pension scheme, but you're welcome to join in the office 7 horse accumulator" "I don't want to rush you but the first race is at 2.45"   For the full Desperate Business collection, click here.

Work Bi-Lingual Card

£2.25

Interview - Work Bi-Lingual Card   "I see from your CV that you're bilingual" "yeah English and Emoji"   For the full Work collection click here.

Work From Home Card

£2.25

Work From Home Card   "we've decided we'd like you to work from home, preferably for someone else"  

Headphones Meeting Card

£2.25

Headphones Meeting Card    "So there you have it, any questions?" "Run through that again will you, I had my headphones on"

Data Analyst Card

£2.25

Data Analyst Card   "this spreadsheet of yours doesn't appear to make any sense" "yeah it's bollocks innit"  

Work at the Weekend Card

£2.25

Work at the Weekend Card   “can you come in at the weekend?” “I’ll come in but I’m not fucking doing anything”   For the full Work collection click here.  

Key Strategy Meeting Card

£2.25

Key Strategy Meeting Card   “first item, Peter would like to apologise for his absence, says he couldn’t be fucked.” Hone your business marketing plan with this inspiring card. Or not, if you can't really be arsed. Either is good.

Narcissist Boss Card

£2.25

Narcissist Boss Card   “Anyway, cheers for all your hard work and here’s a little something from me.”

Work Shit Meself Card

£2.25

Work Shit Meself Card   “If I shit meself can I go home?”   For the full Work collection click here.

Customer Feedback Card

£2.25

Work - Customer Feedback Card   "great to get all this feedback off our new customer forum." "yeah I had no idea we were such a shit company."   For the full Work collection click here. 

Birthday Day Off Card

£2.25

Work - Birthday Day Off Card   "I see you've applied for a day off on your birthday." "yeah, imagine being stuck in this shithole on your birthday."   An apt birthday card for a colleague, employee, boss, or anyone who's used up all their holiday time and are feeling sorry for themselves.   For the full Work collection click...

Successful Idea Card

£2.25

Desperate Business - Successful Idea Card   "Here's an idea, why don't we just do stuff that's going to be really massively successful?"   Why think outside the box, when you don't have to think at all?   Also available on a notebook, coaster and risograph print. 

One Bar Signal Card

£2.25

Interview - One Bar Signal Card   "Congratulations you've got the job!" "I dunno if I can work here, I'm only getting one bar on me phone."   Priorities, innit?

Maverick Boss Card

£2.25

Maverick Boss Card   “Jean, choose someone at random and send them in please.”

Early Retirement Card

£2.25

Work - Early Retirement Card   "I'm thinking of taking early retirement." "how early?" "about 2.30."   For the full Work collection click here. 

Bored As Arseholes Card

£2.25

Work - Bored As Arseholes Card   "I see from your afternoon tweet that you're bored as fucking arseholes." "yeah cheers, I didn't know you were following me."    Also available as a coaster. 

Company Policy Card

£2.25

Work - Company Policy Card   "What's the company policy on wearing a t-shirt with 'cunt' written on it?"   A 'congratulations on your new job' card for that friend or relative who will probably get fired within a month.    For the full Work collection click here.

Cambridge Card

£2.25

Desperate Business - Cambridge Card   "and I see here you went to Cambridge." "yeah I had to drop something off for someone. I was back by half six."   Perfect your interview technique with this Desperate Business greetings card.   For the full Desperate Business collection click here.  

Webcam Card

£2.25

Desperate Business - Webcam Card   “We’re exploring new business opportunities. Carry on with the accounts but every time that red light comes on slip your top off.”   On the lookout for a new revenue stream?   For the full Desperate Business collection click here.

Specific Time Card

£2.25

Work - Specific Time Card   "Whoa hang on, so the deal as you see it is - I have to come in almost everyday at a specific time?"   The harsh reality of working life dawns on a new recruit.   For the full Work collection click here.

Busiest Week Card

£2.25

Work - Busiest Week Card   "I see you've applied for time off during our busiest week." "yeah, hopefully you'll have everything done by the time I get back."   A productivity-boosting work-themed greetings card for the lazy tosser in your life.    For the full Work collection click here.

Not Coming In Card

£2.25

Not Coming In Card   "So if I keep not coming in, you're going to start not paying me?"   Always check your contract before you start a new job.   Also available on a coaster. 

Interview Texting Card

£2.25

Interview - Texting Card   “Yeah, carry on talking mate, I’ve just got to bang out a couple of texts.”   Good luck with that interview yeah? See you down the job centre.

Lap Dancing Card

£2.25

Interview - Lap Dancing Card   “Ahh now I see from your CV you’ve got tap dancing down as a hobby.” “Yeah that’s actually lap dancing, I can’t type for shit.”   First rule of interviews: focus on your strengths. An inspiring card for jobseekers.

Appraisal Cunts Upstairs Card

£2.25

Appraisal Cunts Upstairs Card   "we would like to point out to you that it's highly unprofessional to refer to us as 'the cunts upstairs' when sending out emails to our client database." "Fair enough, rules are rules." 

Ideas Meeting Card

£2.25

Ideas Meeting Card   "don't think about it, just say it." "Fuck you."   Dream meeting scenario.   Also available as a coaster, travel wallet, poster and notebook. 

Executive Burnout Card

£2.25

Executive Burnout Card   "several clients have complained about receiving emails from a 'mistershits@pisscompany.com'." "yeah that'll be me working from home after a few drinks." 

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Pencil Twitter Card

£2.25 £1.00

Work - Pencil Twitter Card   "have you got a pencil I can borrow?"  "that's brilliant mate, do you mind if I twitter that?"   Know someone who can't get their nose out of Twitter? Signal an intervention with this subtle card.   For the full Work collection click here.

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Paternity Leave Card

£2.25 £1.00

Work - Paternity Leave Card   "My wife's just had another baby, it's not mine but can I have a couple of weeks off anyway?"   Know someone who's having a kid? Here's a good way to question their child's paternity in a cheerfully-coloured greetings card.   For the full Work collection click here.

Water Cooler Card

£2.25

Water Cooler Card   "Good weekend?" "Yeah I'm still off my fucking tits."   Monday morning work conversations all around the world typified in this Modern Toss card.   Get the Water Cooler cartoon on a magnet, coaster and travel wallet.

Dog at Work Card

£2.25

Work - Dog at Work Card   “you can’t bring a dog into work.” “er hello? He’s not actually working.”   Fair point really.    Also available on a coaster.

Line Manager Card

£2.25

Work - Line Manager Card   "how are you getting on with your new line manager? "he's a fucking cunt."   Got a new boss? Why not buy them a card to welcome them to their new position?  Also available as a coaster. 

Work Bored Card

£2.25

Work - Bored Card   "I think I'll go home, I'm a bit bored."   Why not? It's your life?   Also available as a coaster, travel wallet and a Risograph print.

Work Fuck Off Card

£2.25

Fuck Off Work Card   "I can't come in today so fuck off."   Can't decide whether to call in sick of quit your job? This one works both ways yeah?   This classic Work cartoon also comes on a mug, fridge magnet, coaster, and travel wallet.

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Pregnant Time Off Card

£2.25 £1.00

Pregnant Time Off Card   “I’m thinking of getting a woman pregnant, how much time off is it?”   A valid question for anyone planning a family or a bit of a holiday.    Last stock available. This card will not be reprinted!

For a Special Lady Card

£2.25

For a Special Lady Card   Because the lady loves... fags and wine in bed. The Special Lady design is also available as a coaster or a fridge magnet.

Best of Work Book

£8.99

Best of Work Book Eighty pages of bang-on-the-nose cartoons set in the contemporary workplace, featuring the very best from the Modern Toss Work cartoon collection. An indispensable manual of job jokes, whether you've got a job, lost a job, or are just sitting around thinking about getting one. Includes Work cartoons as well as choice selections from the comics, the More Work book, and the...