Wine Box Card


Wine Box Card   "when the kids moved out we turned the spare bedroom into a wine box, do you fancy a glass?"

Bodywork You/Me Time Card


Bodywork You/Me Time Card   “I want to book myself in for some ‘me time’” “we only do ‘you time’ is that gonna be ok?”   Treat yourself by paying a stranger to groom you.

Smells Like Money Card


Bodywork - Smells Like Money Card   "I need to chill out, got anything that smells like money?"

Bodywork Brow Bar Card


Bodywork Brow Bar Card   “I’ve got a big meeting coming up, can you make me look like I’m really interested”   If you pay extra you can get them tattooed on so that you permanently look like you're questioning your choices in life.

Bodywork Maxi Dress Card


Bodywork - Maxi Dress Card   "I'm after matching outfits for a wedding, have you got a maxi dress for a sausage dog?"

Bodywork Losing Weight Card


Bodywork Losing Weight Card   "I've lost quite a bit of weight worrying about not going to the gym"

For a Special Lady Card


For a Special Lady Card   Because the lady loves... fags and wine in bed. The Special Lady design is also available as a coaster or a fridge magnet.

The Working Day Colouring Book


The Working Day Colouring Book The Working Day colouring book captures the essence of the contemporary workplace while offering you the opportunity to express yourself through the relaxing medium of colouring in. Take some well-earned chill time and immerse yourself in the fractal complexity of a man flagging an important email, someone taking an afternoon Malteser break, a group of workers looking at meal deal options in...

Mindless Violence Colouring Book


Mindless Violence Colouring Book Achieve a mindful state as you colour in these adrenaline-soaked scenes of mindless violence, created for you by a dedicated team of plain clothes therapists. Experience an overwhelming sense of inner peace as you immerse yourself and your pencils in a world of detail and surprises, including: a man bending a lamppost; a woman setting about a fruit tree with a...

NEW! Rainbow Shit Scribblers


Double Ender Rainbow Shit Scribbler Set The first major breakthrough in pencil technology for many decades. Our ‘Double Ender Rainbow Shit Scribblers’ come in a pack of 12; that’s 24 colours, each with their own unique descriptive name such as: Universal Urine, Colon Sunset, and Supermarket Mince. Combine with our new colouring books, Mindless Violence and The Working Day for the full colouring experience.

Work Postcard Set


NEW! Work Postcard Set This Modern Toss postcard set contains 20 bang-on-the-nose cartoons about the contemporary workplace from our highly collectable Work series. Whether you’ve already got a job or are just sitting about, wondering what it might be like to have one, this indispensable collection of postcards should be right up your flipchart. Use them to ask for a...

Drive-By Abuser Postcard Set


NEW! Drive-By Abuser Postcard Set With a brain so sharp you can almost hear it thinking, the scooter-bound Drive-by Abuser will happily tackle any subject in the world and make some sense of it for you. Wearing a hat, climbing a mountain, the social status of brie on the cheese scene – he’s had a crack at all of them....

Stroller Postcard Set


NEW! Stroller Postcard Set Ever thought about sending your boss a postcard featuring him being serviced from behind by a cart horse? Well you can now, thanks to this surreal and highly collectable Stroller postcard set. Stick ‘em on your wall or reach out and touch a friend with this selection of beautifully-crafted designs celebrating some totally unique and magic...

Periodic Table Tea Towel


Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel The only tea-towel that will get you fluent in obscenity as well as drying your dishes. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 chemical swearing elements, grouped by category.  Also available as a mug, magnet set, and poster. 


Periodic Table Magnet Set

£12.00 £7.20

Periodic Table of Swearing Magnet Set The Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic and now, thanks to technological advances, is available to stick on your fridge or any other metallic surface. With over 100 full colour individual swear magnets, you'll never be stuck for the right bit of swearing to shout at your fridge again!...

Periodic Table Mug


Periodic Table of Swearing Mug Best Seller! The Periodic Table of Swearing contains a comprehensive selection of the finest swearing insults and is now available on a mug for passive-aggressive tea drinking.    Modern Toss gift box included. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.   You can also get the Periodic Table of Swearing design on a tea...

Work Fuck Off Mug


Work Fuck Off Mug “I can’t come in today, so fuck off.”   Ideal for work appraisals and sick days.   Comes with a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.  Available in a set with the Fuck Ikea mug here. This design is also available on a greetings card, a coaster, a fridge magnet, or Risograph print....

Ideas Meeting Mug


Idea Meeting Mug   "don't think about it, just say it." "fuck you."   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.   Available in a set with the Work at Weekend Mug here. The Ideas Meeting cartoon can also be found as a greetings card, poster, magnet and much more here.

Work at Weekend Mug


Work at Weekend Mug "can you come in at the weekend?" "I'll come in but I'm not fucking doing anything."   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.   Available in a set with the Ideas Meeting mug here. The Work at the Weekend cartoon can also be found on a greetings card.

Ikea Mug


"Let's go to Ikea." "Fuck Ikea."   Choose tea, not meatballs yeah?   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.   The Fuck Ikea cartoon can also be found on a greetings card and a coaster. Special offer: buy the Ikea and Work mugs as a set for £16.50!

Decade Book


A Decade in the Shithouse - 2nd Edition   'The Best Book Ever' -  The Sunday Times Style Magazine 'You will shit yourself laughing.' - The Idler 'Already a contemporary cartoon classic.' - The Guardian 'No one captures the frustrations of modern British life more acutely, or scurrilously, than Modern Toss.' - The Independent   This incredible collection documents the Modern...

Fuck Ikea Coaster


Fuck Ikea Coaster "let's go to Ikea" "fuck Ikea."    This design is also available as a greetings card and a mug.

Work from Home Coaster


Work from Home Coaster "we've decided we'd like you to work from home, preferably for someone else."    This design is also available as a greetings card.

Line Manager Coaster


Line Manager Coaster “how are you getting on with your new line manager?” “he’s a fucking cunt.”   This design is also available on a greetings card. 

Bored as Arseholes Coaster


Bored as Arseholes Coaster "I see from your afternoon tweet that you’re 'bored as fucking arseholes" “yeah cheers, I didn’t know you were following me”   Also available as a greetings card.


Special Lady Magnet

£2.99 £1.50

Special Lady Magnet Show your special lady just how much you appreciate her with a fridge magnet. That'll do, won't it? She likes magnets. She can stick it on the fridge.   This design is also available on a greetings card and a coaster.