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Bum Look Big Enough Card

£2.25

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Bum Look Big Enough Card "Does my bum look big enough in this?" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Bodywork Losing Weight Card

£2.25

Dog Maxi Dress Card

£2.25

"I'm after matching outfits for a wedding, have you got a maxi dress for a sausage dog?" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Brow Bar Card

£2.25

"I've got a big meeting coming up, can you make me look like I'm really interested" If you pay extra you can get them tattooed on so that you permanently look like you're questioning your choices in life. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to...

Wine Box Card

£2.25

"when the kids moved out we turned the spare bedroom into a wine box, do you fancy a glass?" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Smells Like Money Card

£2.25

Spa You/Me Time Card

£2.25

'I want to book myself in for some 'me time'' "we only do 'you time' is that ok?' You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

For a Special Lady Card

£2.25

Monday Morning Wine Card

£2.25

Sign Up Don't Turn Up Card

£2.25

For Fuck's Sake Women's T-Shirt

£22.00

For Fuck's Sake Women's T-Shirt Say it like it is with Modern Toss. Choose from 7 colours. PRICE INCLUDES FREE UK SHIPPING - NEXT DAY DELIVERY NOT AVAILABLE Each t-shirt is printed to demand and can take up to 5 working days, or longer during busier periods! Please select sizing carefully, as refunds or exchanges are limited on this item. Size Guide...

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Bit More Specific Women's T-Shirt

£22.00

Bit More Specific Women's T-Shirt Say it like it is with Modern Toss. PRICE INCLUDES FREE UK SHIPPING - NEXT DAY DELIVERY NOT AVAILABLE Each t-shirt is printed to demand and can take up to 5 working days, or longer during busier periods! Please select sizing carefully, as refunds or exchanges are limited on this item. Size Guide (width/length): Small: 41/64cm Medium: 43/67cm Large: 47/69cm Extra...

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Museum of Rave Card

£2.25

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Museum of Rave Card "You got a chill out room? Me dad's having a massive flashback" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Cheese & Wine Not Interested Card

£2.25

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Cheese & Wine Not Interested Card "Have you heard about Peter's new car?" "No have you read my sign?" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Anti-Social Networking Card

£2.25

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Anti-Social Networking Card "I see you've sent me another friend request" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

'Avin It Card

£2.25

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... 'Avin It Card "You got a chill out room? Me dad's having a massive flashback" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Buy More Shit Women's T-Shirt

£22.00

Buy More Shit Or We're All Fucked Women's T-Shirt Say it like it is with Modern Toss. PRICE INCLUDES FREE UK SHIPPING - NEXT DAY DELIVERY NOT AVAILABLE Each t-shirt is printed to demand and can take up to 5 working days, or longer during busier periods! Please select sizing carefully, as refunds or exchanges are limited on this item. Size Guide (width/length): Small: 41/64cm...

Not Interested Women's T-Shirt

£22.00

Fuck Off I'm Not Interested Women's T-Shirt Based off classic Cheese and Wine cartoon: "Have you heard about Peter's new car?" "No have you read my sign?" Choose from 7 colours. PRICE INCLUDES FREE UK SHIPPING - NEXT DAY DELIVERY NOT AVAILABLE Each t-shirt is printed to demand and can take up to 5 working days, or longer during busier periods! Please select...

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