Cup of Tea Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Cup of Tea Card "Anyone want a cup of tea?" "Not if you're fucking making it"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

For Fuck's Sake Protest Mug

£12.00

For Fuck's Sake Protest Mug Protesting with a mug are ya? 2 FOR £20 ON MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter

Not Interested Mug

£12.00

Not Interested Mug Making a statement with a mug are ya? From Cheese & Wine cartoon: "Have you heard about Peter's new car?" "No have you read my sign?" 2 FOR £20 ON MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter

Like No Yeah Protest Mug

£12.00

Like No Yeah Protest Mug Protesting with a mug are ya? 2 FOR £20 ON MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter

Snapchat Cock Pic Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Snapchat Cock Pic Card "It's amazing how we're all so connected now" "Yeah I've just accidentally snapchatted a cock pic to my mum" "Only a few years ago that would have been impossible"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here....

Weekend Pillhead Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Weekend Pillhead Card "Any hobbies?" "Reading, gardening and I'm also a massive weekend pillhead?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Motivation Course Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Motivation Course Card "How did you get on with that motivation course?" "Yeah it was alright"  You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

A Quick Word Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  A Quick Word Card "Martin, can I have a quick word?" "...arseholes?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Favourite Animal Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Favourite Animal Card "What's your favourite animal?" "Chicken and chips"  Desperate Business cartoon from Private Eye. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Columbo Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Columbo Card "Guys, just realised I'm going to have to wrap this meeting up, I've got a 3.15 with Columbo" Desperate Business cartoon from Private Eye. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write...

Customer Services Dept Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Customer Services Department Card "Have we got a customer services department?" "Just hang on, they normally stop phoning after a bit"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Interview Details Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Interview Details Card "Can we go over some of these details again?" "Good idea, I can't remember what I said" Desperate Business cartoon from Private Eye. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write...

Great Meeting Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Great Meeting Card "Hey great meeting, let's catch up again soon" "Yeah fuck that"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Greeting Pipe Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Greeting Pipe Card "Ding Dong" who the fuck's that...   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Amphetamines Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Amphetamines Card "So in a nutshell you want to do 12 months work in January and then go home for the rest of the year" "Yeah I'm going to be using a fuck load of Amphetamines so I don't anticipate my problems with it"   You can send this card direct to...

Smart Bin Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... ' Smart Bin Card "Not eating that lettuce then? Managed the chips though yeah, you fat cunt."   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Working From Home Lift Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Working From Home Lift Card "Are you missing the office again?" "Yeah I was just pretending I was stuck in a lift."  You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Working From Home Bookshelves Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Working From Home Bookshelves Card "Hello? Do your bookshelves come with books? I've got a 1.30 zoom meeting and I don't want to look like a total idiot."  Desperate Business cartoon from Private Eye. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox...

Garden Centre Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Garden Centre Card "I wanna start growing my own food, you got any pizza seeds?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Bird Feeder Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Bird Feeder Card "I started putting food out for them, now I can't keep up with their demands"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Drive By Golf Card

£2.50

Drive-By Golf Card Introducing our new Drive By Abuser card collection...     "you playing golf are ya? yeah!" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Drive By Mountaineer Card

£2.50

Drive-By Mountaineer Card Introducing our new Drive By Abuser card collection... "someone's got to do it yeah" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Drive By The Shopper Card

£2.50

Drive-By The Shopper Card Introducing our new Drive By Abuser card collection... "whack it on the plastic!" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Drive By Texter Card

£2.50

Drive-By Texter Card Introducing our new Drive By Abuser card collection... "sending a text? leving out som leters yeah" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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