Motivational Pencil Set

£9.99

NEW! Motivational Pencil Set Need some inspiration to get back on it after this shit storm of a year? FUCKING WADE IN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS YEAH! One for every day of the week. STOCK BACK IN!

Cup of Tea Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Cup of Tea Card "Anyone want a cup of tea?" "Not if you're fucking making it"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Cup of Tea Mug

£12.00

Cup of Tea Mug NEW! Modern Toss mug yeah? 2 FOR £20 ON MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up with a coaster! Choose any square coaster from the drop-down...

Cup of Tea Coaster

£2.99

"Anyone want a cup of tea?" "Not if you're fucking making it" 

Periodic Table Mouse Mat

£9.99

Periodic Table Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 300mm.

Working From Home Mouse Mat

£9.99

Working From Home Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 300mm.

A Quick Word Mouse Mat

£9.99

A Quick Word Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 300mm.

Ideas Meeting Mouse Mat

£9.99

Ideas Meeting Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 300mm.

The Working Day Mouse Mat

£9.99

The Working Day Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 300mm.

Great Meeting Mouse Mat

£9.99

Great Meeting Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 300mm.

Data Analyst Mouse Mat

£9.99

Data Analyst Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 300mm.

Work Biscuits Mouse Mat

£9.99

Work Biscuits Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 300mm.

For Fuck's Sake Protest Mug

£12.00

For Fuck's Sake Protest Mug Protesting with a mug are ya? 2 FOR £20 ON MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up with a coaster! Choose any square coaster from...

Not Interested Mug

£12.00

Not Interested Mug Making a statement with a mug are ya? From Cheese & Wine cartoon: "Have you heard about Peter's new car?" "No have you read my sign?" 2 FOR £20 ON MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and...

Like No Yeah Protest Mug

£12.00

Like No Yeah Protest Mug Protesting with a mug are ya? 2 FOR £20 ON MUGS AND TEA TOWELS Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter   Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up with a coaster! Choose any square coaster...

Snapchat Cock Pic Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Snapchat Cock Pic Card "It's amazing how we're all so connected now" "Yeah I've just accidentally snapchatted a cock pic to my mum" "Only a few years ago that would have been impossible"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here....

Weekend Pillhead Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Weekend Pillhead Card "Any hobbies?" "Reading, gardening and I'm also a massive weekend pillhead?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Motivation Course Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Motivation Course Card "How did you get on with that motivation course?" "Yeah it was alright"  You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

A Quick Word Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  A Quick Word Card "Martin, can I have a quick word?" "...arseholes?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Favourite Animal Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Favourite Animal Card "What's your favourite animal?" "Chicken and chips"  Desperate Business cartoon from Private Eye. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Columbo Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Columbo Card "Guys, just realised I'm going to have to wrap this meeting up, I've got a 3.15 with Columbo" Desperate Business cartoon from Private Eye. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write...

Customer Services Dept Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Customer Services Department Card "Have we got a customer services department?" "Just hang on, they normally stop phoning after a bit"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Interview Details Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Interview Details Card "Can we go over some of these details again?" "Good idea, I can't remember what I said" Desperate Business cartoon from Private Eye. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write...

Great Meeting Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards...  Great Meeting Card "Hey great meeting, let's catch up again soon" "Yeah fuck that"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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