Mindlessness Colouring Book

£10.99

NEW! Mindlessness Colouring Book Modern Toss invites you to explore the mood-boosting art of Mindlessness: sixty-four inspiring pages featuring easily distracted people indulging their mental urges with no concern for real world consequences. Follow a cast of absent-minded men and women as they explore what happens when a series of everyday tasks are approached with a completely empty mind. Includes...

The Weekend Colouring Book

£10.99

NEW! The Weekend Colouring Book Express your end-of-week frustrations by colouring in images depicting the joys of Saturday supermarket shopping, botched DIY projects, attending children’s sports games, visiting the in-laws, buying a takeaway and going out on the lash - the perfect catharsis in preparation for the looming spectre of Monday morning The Weekend colouring book captures the pleasures, challenges, and ridiculousness...

Honest Relationship Card

£2.25

Honest Relationship Card   "does my stomach look big in this?" "yeah"

Last Orders Card

£2.25

Last Orders Card   "As you can see they've retained a few original features, like Pete who used to drink here when it was a pub" "Where's the crisps?"

Pro Gamer Card

£2.25

Pro Gamer Card   "I went outside earlier in the week, it's like you literally have no control over anything?"

Money Saving Expert Card

£2.25

Money Saving Expert Card   "I only use it to save a few quid buying my groceries back in the 70's"

Awkward Cunt Pastries Card

£2.25

Awkward Cunt Pastries Card   "do you want any cakes or pastries with that?" "if I wanted them I probably would have fucking asked for them"

Work Amazing Figures Card

£2.25

Work Amazing Figures Card   "these end of year figures are amazing" "yeah cheers, I fiddled around with them 'til they were bigger than last year's"

Work Motivational Poster Card

£2.25

Work Motivational Poster Card   "give us a hand putting this motivational poster up" "sorry mate I'm due an electronic fag break"

Fucking Arseholes Anonymous Card

£2.25

Fucking Arseholes Anonymous Card   "hello my name's Peter and I'm a fucking arsehole"

Bollocks To This Card

£2.25

Bollocks To This Card   "it's definitely Peter, I recognise the handwriting"

Milestone Birthday Card

£2.25

Milestone Birthday Card   "do you want to do anything for your milestone birthday coming up?" "no I fucking don't"

Chill Out Yeah Card

£2.25

Chill Out Yeah Card   "how much is your meditation course?" "80 quid" "well that's fucking wound me right up for a start"

Work Biscuits Card

£2.25

Work Biscuits Card   "right Steve, come on what are you bringing to the table?" "I brought the biscuits?"

Work Biscuits Coaster

£2.99

Work Biscuits Coaster "right Steve, come on what are you bringing to the table?" "I brought the biscuits?"  

Data Analyst Coaster

£2.99

Data Analyst Coaster "this spreadsheet of yours doesn't appear to make any sense" "yeah it's bollocks innit"    This design is also available as a greetings card.

Work from Home Coaster

£2.99

Work from Home Coaster "we've decided we'd like you to work from home, preferably for someone else."    This design is also available as a greetings card.

Fuck Ikea Coaster

£2.99

Fuck Ikea Coaster "let's go to Ikea" "fuck Ikea."    This design is also available as a greetings card and a mug.

The Working Day Colouring Book

£10.99

The Working Day Colouring Book The Working Day colouring book captures the essence of the contemporary workplace while offering you the opportunity to express yourself through the relaxing medium of colouring in. Take some well-earned chill time and immerse yourself in the fractal complexity of a man flagging an important email, someone taking an afternoon Malteser break, a group of workers looking at meal deal options in...

Mindless Violence Colouring Book

£10.99

Mindless Violence Colouring Book Achieve a mindful state as you colour in these adrenaline-soaked scenes of mindless violence, created for you by a dedicated team of plain clothes therapists. Experience an overwhelming sense of inner peace as you immerse yourself and your pencils in a world of detail and surprises, including: a man bending a lamppost; a woman setting about a fruit tree with a...

Rainbow Shit Scribblers

£10.99

Double Ender Rainbow Shit Scribbler Set The first major breakthrough in pencil technology for many decades. Our ‘Double Ender Rainbow Shit Scribblers’ come in a pack of 12; that’s 24 colours, each with their own unique descriptive name such as: Universal Urine, Colon Sunset, and Supermarket Mince. Combine with our new colouring books, Mindless Violence and The Working Day for the full colouring experience -...