Social Pisstancing Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest lockdown edition of Modern Toss cards... 'Social Pisstancing' "yard of ale and a two metre flute of cider please mate"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a printed message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Community Spirit Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest lockdown edition of Modern Toss cards... 'Community Spirit' Card "alright mate, do you wanna buy my supermarket delivery slot?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a printed message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Work Commute Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest lockdown edition of Modern Toss cards... 'Work Commute' "just simulating my commute into work, reckon I'll be about 40 minutes late due to a signal failure"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Bubble Life Podcast Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest lockdown edition of Modern Toss cards... 'Bubble Life Podcast' "I'm thinking about doing a podcast about not going on holiday" "I'm thinking about doing a podcast about not listening to your podcast about not going on holiday" "Sounds good, maybe I'll just listen to that instead"   You can send this card direct to your mates or...

Bubble Life Streaming Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... 'Bubble Life Streaming' "Do you wanna join me live streaming myself watching someone live streaming themselves playing a guitar?" "Yeah in a bit, I'm just tiktokking myself eating biscuit"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a printed message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below...

Buy More Shit Card

£2.50

Buy More Shit or We're all Fucked First created following the 2008 banking crash, we didn't expect our Buy More Shit or We're All Fucked stuff to still be relevant but here we are.... Spread the word with this greeting card. You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a printed message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to...

Drive By Football Card

£2.50

 Drive-By Football Card Introducing the Drive-By Abuser card collection... "Offside! yeah! just kidding, I haven't got a clue mate" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Drive By Artist Card

£2.50

Drive-By Artist Card Introducing our new Drive By Abuser card collection... "Doing a painting are ya?"    You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Drive By Cappucino Card

£2.50

Drive-By Cappucino Card Introducing our new Drive By Abuser card collection... "Think you're fucking it don't you?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Drive By Cloud Card

£2.50

Drive-By Cloud Card Introducing our new Drive By Abuser card collection... "You're living the dream mate" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Drive By Meeting Card

£2.50

Drive-By Meeting Card Introducing our new Drive By Abuser card collection...      "banging some ideas around yeah?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Drive By Sunbather Card

£2.50

Drive-By Sunbather Card Introducing our new Drive By Abuser card collection...       "it's alright for some innit"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Drive By TV Quipster Card

£2.50

Drive-By TV Quipster Card Introducing our new Drive By Abuser card collection...     "Quipping about things are ya?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Drive By Gardener Card

£2.50

Drive-By Gardener Card Introducing our new Drive By Abuser card collection...    "You tell 'em"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Drive By Golf Card

£2.50

Drive-By Golf Card Introducing our new Drive By Abuser card collection...     "you playing golf are ya? yeah!" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Drive By The Shopper Card

£2.50

Drive-By The Shopper Card Introducing our new Drive By Abuser card collection... "whack it on the plastic!" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Drive By Mountaineer Card

£2.50

Drive-By Mountaineer Card Introducing our new Drive By Abuser card collection... "someone's got to do it yeah" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Drive By Texter Card

£2.50

Drive-By Texter Card Introducing our new Drive By Abuser card collection... "sending a text? leving out som leters yeah" You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Museum of Rave Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Museum of Rave Card "You got a chill out room? Me dad's having a massive flashback"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Anti-Social Networking Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Anti-Social Networking Card "I see you've sent me another friend request"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Bum Look Big Enough Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Bum Look Big Enough Card "Does my bum look big enough in this?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

'Avin It Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... 'Avin It Card "You got a chill out room? Me dad's having a massive flashback"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Cheese & Wine Not Interested Card

£2.50

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Cheese & Wine Not Interested Card "Have you heard about Peter's new car?" "No have you read my sign?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

New Card Bundle

£25.00

New Card Bundle All 12 brand new Modern Toss cards in a complete pack suitable for any occasion such as birthdays and people leaving your work; or just general piss-taking.  Save over a tenner with this pack. Scroll through the images to see the complete collection yeah?

Plants on Desk Card

£2.50

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Plants on Desk Card "we have a 'no plants on desk' rule" "it's actually made of plastic?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Ed Sheeran Card

£2.50

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Ed Sheeran Card "Alexa, play Ed Sheeran" "do I have to?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.   

Bonus Department Card

£2.50

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Bonus Department Card "I got this work finished quicker than normal, what way is it to the bonus department?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Water Cooler Bat Card

£2.50

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Water Cooler Bat Card "what did you do at the weekend?" "I smashed my house up with a bat"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Over Confident Applicant Card

£2.50

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Over Confident Applicant Card "well I think that went really well" "cheers nice one mate, let's all go out and get fucking wankered yeah"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Getting Home Early Card

£2.50

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Getting Home Early Card "ok what does success look like to everyone?" "getting home early?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Awkward Cunt Drink Card

£2.50

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Awkward Cunt Drink Card "can I get you a drink sir?" "I dunno, can you?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Couch to 5k Card

£2.50

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards...  "yeah, I'm thinking of doing the couch to 5k programme? Can I take a look at your couches?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Walk in Wardrobe Card

£2.50

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Walk in Wardrobe Card "We've had an emergency call from a woman who's lost in a walk in wardrobe?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

Chillaxative Card

£2.50

Tossary of Terms card range - Chillaxative Card From the Tossary of Terms book which identifies and defines new words and phrases with a random pisspot of contemporary social phenomena which has so far gone unnamed.    You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and...

Face Like A Wanker Card

£2.50

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Face Like A Wanker Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card.    You can send this card direct to your mates or family...

Prat In A Hat Card

£2.50

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Prat In A Hat Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card.    You can send this card direct to your mates...

You Look Like A Tit Card

£2.50

Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - You Look Like A Tit Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card.    You can send this card direct to your...

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