Beer In Bed Card

£2.25

Beer in Bed Card   "On Your Special Day"   Celebrate someone's birthday by bringing them a beer in bed. And this Stroller card. Sorted.

Birthday Present Card

£2.25

Happy Birthday - Birthday Present Card   "didn't I give this to you for Christmas?" "yeah I didn't like it, happy birthday"

Bodywork Brow Bar Card

£2.25

Bodywork Brow Bar Card   “I’ve got a big meeting coming up, can you make me look like I’m really interested”   If you pay extra you can get them tattooed on so that you permanently look like you're questioning your choices in life.

Bodywork Maxi Dress Card

£2.25

Bodywork - Maxi Dress Card   "I'm after matching outfits for a wedding, have you got a maxi dress for a sausage dog?"

Book From Grandad Card

£2.25

Book From Grandad Card   "look, Grandad's bought you a book." "how d'you turn it on?"  

Borrow 20 Quid Card

£2.25

Happy Birthday - Borrow 20 Quid Card   "Dad can I borrow 20 quid to get you a birthday present?"  "How about if I just keep the 20 quid?"  "That works for me, happy birthday yeah!"   Keep it simple with a gift amnesty.

Dirty Old Fucker Card

£2.25

Dirty Old Fucker Card   "Happy Birthday You Dirty Old Fucker"

Do What You Want Card

£2.25

Do What You Fucking Want Card "It's Your Special Day -  Do What You Fucking Want With it Yeah" A Stroller greetings card that captures the true spirit of celebration days: watching TV and doing fuck-all.

For a Special Lady Card

£2.25

For a Special Lady Card   Because the lady loves... fags and wine in bed. The Special Lady design is also available as a coaster or a fridge magnet.

Go For It Yeah Card

£2.25

Go For It Yeah Card "Happy Birthday - Go For It Yeah!" Boost a friend's body image with this encouraging Stroller birthday card.

Moody Cunt Card

£2.25

Moody Cunt Birthday Card "Happy Birthday You Moody Cunt" Send many happy returns of the day to the moody cunt in your life. Enough said.

Narcissist Boss Card

£2.25

Narcissist Boss Card   “Anyway, cheers for all your hard work and here’s a little something from me.”

New Arrival Card

£2.25

New Arrival Card   ''helloooo" "isn't it beautiful" "where's my fucking presents?"

One Bar Signal Card

£2.25

Interview - One Bar Signal Card   "Congratulations you've got the job!" "I dunno if I can work here, I'm only getting one bar on me phone."   Priorities, innit?

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Pregnant Time Off Card

£2.25 £1.00

Pregnant Time Off Card   “I’m thinking of getting a woman pregnant, how much time off is it?”   A valid question for anyone planning a family or a bit of a holiday.    Last stock available. This card will not be reprinted!

Smells Like Money Card

£2.25

Bodywork - Smells Like Money Card   "I need to chill out, got anything that smells like money?"

Sorry You're Leaving Card

£2.25

Sorry You're Leaving Card   "Sorry You're Leaving"   Express sorrow at a colleague's departure with this classic Stroller greetings card. 

Special Day Dustbin Card

£2.25

Special Day Dustbin Card   It's your special day. Sit around, have a little walkabout, drink some beer and honk your guts up into a dustbin. Classic.  

Wedding Facebook Card

£2.25

Wedding Facebook Card   “Do you take this man…” “Hang on mate, I’m just updating me relationship status.”   That moment when modern technology makes you want to give up and live in a cave.