Bodywork Brow Bar Card
“I’ve got a big meeting coming up, can you make me look like I’m really interested”
If you pay extra you can get them tattooed on so that you permanently look like you're questioning your choices in life.
Happy Birthday - Borrow 20 Quid Card
"Dad can I borrow 20 quid to get you a birthday present?"
"How about if I just keep the 20 quid?"
"That works for me, happy birthday yeah!"
Keep it simple with a gift amnesty.
Do What You Fucking Want Card
"It's Your Special Day -
Do What You Fucking Want With it Yeah"
A Stroller greetings card that captures the true
spirit of celebration days: watching TV and doing fuck-all.
Pregnant Time Off Card
“I’m thinking of getting a woman pregnant, how much time off is it?”
A valid question for anyone planning a family or a bit of a holiday.
Last stock available. This card will not be reprinted!