Beer In Bed Card


Beer in Bed Card   "On Your Special Day"   Celebrate someone's birthday by bringing them a beer in bed. And this Stroller card. Sorted.

Birthday Present Card

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Happy Birthday - Birthday Present Card   "didn't I give this to you for Christmas?" "yeah I didn't like it, happy birthday"

Bodywork Brow Bar Card


Bodywork Brow Bar Card   “I’ve got a big meeting coming up, can you make me look like I’m really interested”   If you pay extra you can get them tattooed on so that you permanently look like you're questioning your choices in life.

Bodywork Maxi Dress Card


Bodywork - Maxi Dress Card   "I'm after matching outfits for a wedding, have you got a maxi dress for a sausage dog?"

Book From Grandad Card


Book From Grandad Card   "look, Grandad's bought you a book." "how d'you turn it on?"  

Borrow 20 Quid Card


Happy Birthday - Borrow 20 Quid Card   "Dad can I borrow 20 quid to get you a birthday present?"  "How about if I just keep the 20 quid?"  "That works for me, happy birthday yeah!"   Keep it simple with a gift amnesty.

Do What You Want Card


Do What You Fucking Want Card "It's Your Special Day -  Do What You Fucking Want With it Yeah" A Stroller greetings card that captures the true spirit of celebration days: watching TV and doing fuck-all.

Go For It Yeah Card


Go For It Yeah Card "Happy Birthday - Go For It Yeah!" Boost a friend's body image with this encouraging Stroller birthday card.

Moody Cunt Card


Moody Cunt Birthday Card "Happy Birthday You Moody Cunt" Send many happy returns of the day to the moody cunt in your life. Enough said.


Narcissist Boss Card

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Narcissist Boss Card   “Anyway, cheers for all your hard work and here’s a little something from me.”

New Arrival Card


New Arrival Card   ''helloooo" "isn't it beautiful" "where's my fucking presents?"

One Bar Signal Card


Interview - One Bar Signal Card   "Congratulations you've got the job!" "I dunno if I can work here, I'm only getting one bar on me phone."   Priorities, innit?

Smells Like Money Card


Bodywork - Smells Like Money Card   "I need to chill out, got anything that smells like money?"

Sorry You're Leaving Card


Sorry You're Leaving Card   "Sorry You're Leaving"   Express sorrow at a colleague's departure with this classic Stroller greetings card. 

Special Day Dustbin Card


Special Day Dustbin Card   It's your special day. Sit around, have a little walkabout, drink some beer and honk your guts up into a dustbin. Classic.  

Wedding Facebook Card


Wedding Facebook Card   “Do you take this man…” “Hang on mate, I’m just updating me relationship status.”   That moment when modern technology makes you want to give up and live in a cave.