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Work Fuck Off Socks

£8.99 £5.99

The ultimate work sock, contains a powerful message which remains hidden underneath the bottom of trouser leg, unless you’re wearing shorts or a skirt.   Mens shoe size 7-11 80% Cotton 19% Polyamade 1% Elastane

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Ideas Meeting Coaster

£2.99

"don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you"  

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Modern Toss Comic - Issue 8

£5.99

Comic 8 - Route One Bollocks ‘Route One Bollocks’ is the eighth Modern Toss comic, with a classic Neapolitan ice cream colour scheme. Really gets your tastebuds pinging about. Sixty-four pages of stripped down, single panel, laugh out loud cartoons. Includes new classics from Drive-by Abuser, Work, Cheese & Wine and debut strips from Casual Labour, Priority Pervert and Legal Highz.

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Data Analyst Coaster

£2.99

"this spreadsheet of yours doesn't appear to make any sense" "yeah it's bollocks innit"  

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Work Fuck Off Coaster

£2.99

"I can't come in today so fuck off."  

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Modern Toss Comic - Issue 6

£5.99

Comic 6 - Le Travail C'est la Merde Modern Toss Issue 6 - the comic equivalent of poking modern life with a sharp stick. This paperback collection features Modern Toss classics such as Fly Talk and Alan, along with previously unseen strips like Experimental Greetings Cards.

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Modern Toss Comic - Issue 7

£5.99

Modern Toss Comic - Issue 7 The seventh comic in a highly irregular series banged out by cult cartoon swear masters Modern Toss. Featuring all your favourites in it, including pathological party chit chat from Cheese & Wine, Mr. T's unique take on cupcake entrepreneurs, and demented scamp Alan who, this time round, empties an improvised shitpipe on an arts festival....

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Modern Toss Comic - Issue 10

£6.99

Comic 10: Shit for Brains Introducing the 10th comic from Modern Toss - a brand new 64-page collection of single panel jokes covering a range of topics from retail to relationships and featuring classic cartoons from all the favourites: Work, Cheese & Wine and Awkward Cunt. Plus brand new hilarity from Liberty Taker, Legal Longshots, and Pete Peters.     ...

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Periodic Table A5 Notebook

£8.99

Periodic Table of Swearing Notebook One of the 21st century's most cutting edge designs has been stuck on the cover of a notebook. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 swear elements including personal favourites, 'Stinks Like Piss', 'Who's The Prat In The Corner' and 'Stupid Cunt.' Perfect for taking notes in class or at work, while sneakily swearing...

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For Fuck's Sake T-Shirt

£20.00

For Fuck's Sake T-Shirt Say it like it is with Modern Toss. Switch it up yeah? The Black and Grey T-shirts are in stock with Modern Toss label and tag. Size S-XL. Other colours are printed on demand and can take up to 7 working days with an additional charge. Please select sizing carefully, as refunds or exchanges are limited on this...

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Work is Shit T-Shirt

£20.00

Work is Shit T-Shirt It's French, innit. Comes in 2 different colours. These T-shirts are in stock with Modern Toss label and tag. Size S-XL.  Please select sizing carefully, as refunds or exchanges are limited on this item. Size Guide (chest): Small: 34-37 inches Medium: 38-41 inches Large: 42-45 inches Extra Large: 146-49 inches Materials: 100% combed cotton.

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Alan Classic T-Shirt

£20.00

Alan Classic T-Shirt "Alan you wanker!" Everyone's favourite destructive wanker captured in running form and printed onto a t-shirt. The Red T-shirt is in stock with Modern Toss label and tag. Size S-XL. Other colours are printed on demand and can take up to 7 working days with an additional charge. Please select sizing carefully, as refunds or exchanges are limited on...

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Customer Services Bookmark

£2.99

Customer Services Bookmark - It's magnetic yeah? 'this book I bought off you, is fucking shit'

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Ideas Meeting Bookmark

£2.99

Ideas Meeting Bookmark - It's magnetic yeah? 'don't think about it, just say it!' 'fuck you'

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Not Interested T-Shirt

£22.00

Fuck Off I'm Not Interested Unisex T-Shirt Based off classic Cheese and Wine cartoon: "Have you heard about Peter's new car?" "No have you read my sign?" Comes in 9 different colours. Switch it up yeah? PRICE INCLUDES FREE UK SHIPPING - NEXT DAY DELIVERY NOT AVAILABLE Each T-Shirt is printed to demand and can take up to 7 working...

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Work at Weekend Bookmark

£2.99

Work at Weekend Bookmark - It's magnetic yeah? 'can you come in at the weekend?' 'I'll come in but I'm not fucking doing anything'

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Like No Yeah T-Shirt

£20.00

Like No Yeah T-Shirt err.. hello? The Khaki T-shirt is in stock with Modern Toss label and tag. Size S-XL. Other colours are printed on demand and can take up to 7 working days with an additional charge. Size Guide (chest): Small: 34-37 inches Medium: 38-41 inches Large: 42-45 inches Extra Large: 46-49 inches Extra Extra Large: 50-53 inches Materials: 100% combed cotton.

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Punctuation Can't Be Fucked Bookmark

£2.99

Punctuation Can't Be Fucked Bookmark - It's magnetic yeah? 'People used to use me to partially obscure swearwords, but it seems like they can't be fucked anymore.' 'Luck of the drawer mate, I was long term unemployed until some block invented email.'

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Work is Shit Snap Gloss Case

£14.99

Got a phone yeah? Why not look after it with this high-quality phone case from the House of Toss. Scratch resistant, thin but strong as fuck and made out of some ultra durable wipe clean polycarbon bollocks. These snap-on cases cover the back and sides of the phone with easy access to all holes for sticking wires in. PRICE INCLUDES...

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Punctuation What Do You Do Bookmark

£2.99

Punctuation What Do You Do Bookmark - It's magnetic yeah? 'And what do you do?' 'Traditionally, I indicate an elaboration of something that went just before me, but since texting came along I've been doing a lot of work with the old end bracket here.' 'Yeah we've been run off our feet lately, people can't leave us alone.'

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Punctuation Print

£120.00

Good news for anyone who missed out on the red run of this popular print first time round, we've produced a smart new version in blue. It's a cracker! Two-colour signed silkscreen print.Limited blind stamped edition of 300. Dimensions: 70cm x 23 cm   ONLY SIX LEFT FROM EDITION

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Cup of Tea Coaster

£2.99

"Anyone want a cup of tea?" "Not if you're fucking making it" 

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Periodic Table Tough Matte Case

£17.99

Got a phone yeah? Why not look after it with this high-quality phone case from the House of Toss. Scratch resistant, strong as fuck and made out of some ultra durable wipe clean polycarbon bollocks. These extra tough cases cover the back and sides of the phone with easy access to all holes for sticking wires in. PRICE INCLUDES FREE UK...

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Shitscapes #2 Print

£75.00

Here we see the traditional landscape given a contemporary makeover with hanging bags of dog shit. Edition of 20. Signed, stamped and numbered by the artist.   Medium: Giclee on paper. Dimensions: 21cm x 29.7cm

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