Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel The only tea-towel that will get you fluent in obscenity as well as drying your dishes. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 chemical swearing elements, grouped by category.
The Periodic Table of Swearing contains a comprehensive selection of the finest swearing insults and is now available on a mug for passive-aggressive tea drinking. Modern Toss gift box included. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
The Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic and now, thanks to advances in weaving technology, is available to wear on your feet as a pair of socks. Contains 14 handpicked swear elements beautifully knitted into this classic argyle style design. Mens shoe size 7-11 80% Cotton 19% Polyamade 1% Elastane
Periodic Table Poster The Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic. With over 100 swear elements to choose from, you'll never be stuck for the right bit of swearing to shout at your mates again! Poster size is A2
The Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic and now, thanks to technological advances, is available to stick on your fridge or any other metallic surface. With over 100 full colour individual swear magnets, you'll never be stuck for the right bit of swearing to shout at your fridge again! Magnet sheet dimensions 164mm x 260mm....
Got a phone yeah? Why not look after it with this high-quality phone case from the House of Toss. Scratch resistant, thin but strong as fuck and made out of some ultra durable wipe clean polycarbon bollocks. These snap-on cases cover the back and sides of the phone with easy access to all holes for sticking wires in. Next day...
Periodic Table of Swearing Notebook One of the 21st century's most cutting edge designs has been stuck on the cover of a notebook. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 swear elements including personal favourites, 'Stinks Like Piss', 'Who's The Prat In The Corner' and 'Stupid Cunt.' Perfect for taking notes in class or at work, while sneakily swearing...
Periodic Table Wrapping Paper The ultimate 21st century design printed onto some wrapping paper, so you can call someone a 'Fucking Pissflap' and give them a gift at the same time! Sold in packs of 2. Dimensions: 489mm x 692mm
Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Face Like A Wanker Card The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card. Combine that with the bold, punchy swearing element plastered on the front...