"Not often we get the chance to chat without a load of speech getting in the way"
"Actually I'd be better be off, got a last minute job indicating an omitted character in a word somewhere"
"How's the old apostrophe business?"
"Yeah bit quiet. Had a false call out for a carrot sign last night. Greengrocer thought he needed a possessive, turned out he was after a straight plural."
"And what do you do?"
"Traditionally, I indicate an elaboration of something that were just before me, but since texting came along I've been doing a lot of work with the old end bracket here"
"Yeah we've been run off our feet lately, people can't leave us alone"
"People used to use me to partially obscure swearwords, but it seems like they can't be fucked anymore"
"luck of the draw mate, I was long term unemployed until some bloke invented email"
