Anti-Social Networking Card

£2.95

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Anti-Social Networking Card "I see you've sent me another friend request"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Museum of Rave Card

£2.95

Introducing the latest edition of Modern Toss cards... Museum of Rave Card "You got a chill out room? Me dad's having a massive flashback"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Secret Admirer Ironing Card

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Secret Admirer Lawnmower Card   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.  

Secret Admirer Lawnmower Card

£2.95

Secret Admirer Lawnmower Card   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.  

Love Really Good Card

£2.95

Love Really Good Card Love... is saying something is really good, when it's obviously fucking shit.   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Love Shit TV Card

£2.95

Love Shit TV Card Love... is agreeing to watch a TV programme you both agree is shit.   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Perfume Buyer Card

£2.95

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Perfume Buyer Card "I'm after some perfume but I don't know what it's called, it's the one with an advert where a bloke kicks a wall down and tells some people to go away, then I'm pretty sure he rides off on a horse while a woman has an argument with an eagle in French and...

Homework Card

£2.95

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Homework Card "your essay's very good but the spelling is appalling" "yeah I like to add my personal voice to stuff I've downloaded off the internet"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Walk in Wardrobe Card

£2.95

Introducing 15 new Modern Toss cards... Walk in Wardrobe Card "We've had an emergency call from a woman who's lost in a walk in wardrobe?"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self. 

CCTV Admirer Card

£2.95

CCTV Admirer Card Now in HD.   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.    

Always Be Mine Card

£2.95

You Will Always Be Mine Card LOCKED DOWN! You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

Make it Snappy Valentine

£2.95

Make it Snappy Valentine's Day Card ''thank you will that be all?'' ''yeah make it snappy, I've just given him a couple of hard on pills''   You can send this card direct to your loved one with a printed handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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