ONLINE EXCLUSIVE - LAST BATCH OF TOSS BEER...EVER! STOUT SALE ON NOW! All orders come with complementary beer mats Space Stout Irish Style - 330ml - 4% - 1.3 UK Units 'Space Stout' is a smooth dark, full bodied craft stout with rich roasted barley malts, inspired by the incompetent Toss moon technicians 'Space Argument.' Brewed in Sussex by award...
Modern Toss Mystery Box Got a load of shit you wanna get rid of yeah? Charging a fiver for it as well are ya? I wouldn't have the fucking nerve. See you around yeah! Contents well worth over 20 quid! ...
Modern Toss Premium Mystery Box Making another Mystery Box yeah? Ramping it up to a tenner as well? Might as well stick the word Premium in biro on the front 'n all. Why not, it's your life! Contents well worth over 30 quid! ...
10 classic Modern Toss cards for £7. That's just 70p a card! This bundle includes: Play to Win Card Smoking Aerobics Card Bodywork You/Me Card Last Orders Card Smells Like Money Card C&W Real Ale Card C&W Hug Card Busiest Week Card Successful Idea Card Bored as Arseholes Card When they're gone, they're gone!
All 7 Mr Tourette cards for £7! This is what's included: Shit Butler Card Commuter Mood Card Shithole Business Card Cash Rapists Card Sex Tourists Card Whore Card What Are You? Card When they're gone, they're gone.
6 classic Stroller cards for £6! Do What You Want Card Go For It Yeah Card Play To Win Card Visualise Your Goal Card Special Dustbin Card Sorry You're Leaving Card When they're gone, they're gone!
6 of the new Coloured in Card range for £7! Weekend TV Controls Weekend Parents on Landline Weekend Too Early Working Day Clear My Mind Working Day Twitter Working Day Walk Around When they're gone, they're gone!
Cards from our best selling collection as a bundle, at more than half price! Here are the Work cards included: Work Bi-Lingual Card Lap Dancing Card Webcam Card Narcissist Boss Card Work Bored Card Pencil Twitter Card 6 Months Off Card When they're gone, they're gone!
Desperate Business Book Laugh in the face of global economic meltdown and double dip recession with Desperate Business, a hilarious collection from cult satirical cartoonists Modern Toss. Sixty-four pages of laugh-out-loud, cutting edge gags plucked fresh from their regular slot in Britain's greatest magazine, Private Eye. Celebrate our national entrepreneurial spirit with this must-have humour compendium.
Work Bored T-Shirt "I think I'll go home, I'm a bit bored" Available in Small (50cm), Medium (53cm), Large (56cm), Extra Large (60cm). 100% Cotton. Made in UK with Continental Clothing t-shirts. See our new and improved returns system here.
Mr Tourette - Bit More Specific T-Shirt You’re going to have to be a bit more specific, yeah? Last few available in Small (50cm) 100% Cotton. Made in UK with Continental Clothing t-shirts. See our new and improved returns system here.
Alan T-shirt What's he running from? Where's he running to? All we know is somewhere, someone's shouting "you wanker!" at him. Available in Small (50cm) 100% Cotton. Made in UK with Continental Clothing t-shirts. See our new and improved returns system here.
NOW HALF PRICE! Get your shit-naks all wrapped up with this limited edition Work Wrapping Paper featuring a range of Work cartoons. Pack of 2 sheets, folded flat. Dimensions: 489mm x 692mm
Protest Poster - No Yeah? Thinking about having a go at someone about something, but not sure where you’re coming from? Try sticking one of these multi purpose protest posters on yer wall! Dimensions: A2
"I need a sign for my new concept mobile restaurant, I wheel you around a supermarket, you buy the food then I heat it up in the microwave under the sea. It's for people that live on the go 24-7-365" "No problem, that'll look good with a big bit of plywood on top of it" Later... 'GARY'S SHITHOLE BUSINESS IDEA'...
"Aah Mr Tourette, we need a brand new livery for our executive city flier jet service. We're looking for a solution that will work for the international market" "You're talking my language" Later... 'SEX TOURISTS' "Oh my Christ" "I know what you're thinking, a bit gloomy"