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Toss Stickers

£9.99 £7.99

Welcome to our first ever pack of Toss stickers. Perfect for livening up boring old shit lying around your house or office.

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Modern Toss Comic - Issue 10

£6.99 £3.49

Comic 10: Shit for Brains Introducing the 10th comic from Modern Toss - a brand new 64-page collection of single panel jokes covering a range of topics from retail to relationships and featuring classic cartoons from all the favourites: Work, Cheese & Wine and Awkward Cunt. Plus brand new hilarity from Liberty Taker, Legal Longshots, and Pete Peters.     ...

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Modern Toss Comic - Issue 8

£5.99 £2.99

Comic 8 - Route One Bollocks ‘Route One Bollocks’ is the eighth Modern Toss comic, with a classic Neapolitan ice cream colour scheme. Really gets your tastebuds pinging about. Sixty-four pages of stripped down, single panel, laugh out loud cartoons. Includes new classics from Drive-by Abuser, Work, Cheese & Wine and debut strips from Casual Labour, Priority Pervert and Legal Highz.

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Modern Toss Comic - Issue 7

£5.99 £2.99

Modern Toss Comic - Issue 7 The seventh comic in a highly irregular series banged out by cult cartoon swear masters Modern Toss. Featuring all your favourites in it, including pathological party chit chat from Cheese & Wine, Mr. T's unique take on cupcake entrepreneurs, and demented scamp Alan who, this time round, empties an improvised shitpipe on an arts festival....

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Modern Toss Comic - Issue 6

£5.99 £2.99

Comic 6 - Le Travail C'est la Merde Modern Toss Issue 6 - the comic equivalent of poking modern life with a sharp stick. This paperback collection features Modern Toss classics such as Fly Talk and Alan, along with previously unseen strips like Experimental Greetings Cards.

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Visualize Your Goal Screen Print

£150.00 £112.50

Visualize Your Goal SilkScreen Print Why not? Retro print from Lazarides Gallery London 2010. Edition of 50. Signed, stamped and numbered print. Measurements:  50cm x 70cm

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Interview Screen Print

£55.00 £41.25

Interview Silk Screen Print  Retro print from Lazarides Gallery London 2010. Edition of 100. Signed, stamped and numbered print. Measurements:  297 x 395 mm "ahh now I see from your CV you've got tap dancing down as a hobby" "yeah that's actually lap dancing, I can't type for shit"

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Water Cooler Moment Print

£55.00 £41.25

Water Cooler Moment Silk Screen Print Retro print from Lazarides Gallery London 2010. Edition of 100. Signed, stamped and numbered by the artist. Measurements:  297 x 395 mm "good weekend?" "yeah I'm still off me fucking tits"

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Key Strategy Meeting Screen Print

£55.00 £41.25

Key Strategy Meeting Silk Screen Print Retro print from Lazarides Gallery London 2010. Edition of 100. Signed, stamped and numbered print. Measurements:  297 x 395 mm "first item- Peter would like to apologise for his absence, says he couldn't be fucked"

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Work Apprentice Screen Print

£55.00 £41.25

Work Apprentice Silk Screen Print Retro print from Lazarides Gallery London 2010. Edition of 100. Signed, stamped and numbered print. Measurements:  297 x 395 mm "I'm applying to go on The Apprentice next year, can you give me a reference confirming I'm capable of bollocksing up really basic tasks to a very high standard"

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Buy More Shit Gold Screen Print

£55.00 £41.25

Buy More Shit Gold Silkscreen Print Gold version from Lazarides Gallery London 2010. Signed and stamped print. Measurements: 297 x 395 mm Edition of 100.  

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The Weekend Colouring Book

£10.99 £7.99

The Weekend Colouring Book Express your end-of-week frustrations by colouring in images depicting the joys of Saturday supermarket shopping, botched DIY projects, attending children’s sports games, visiting the in-laws, buying a takeaway and going out on the lash - the perfect catharsis in preparation for the looming spectre of Monday morning The Weekend colouring book captures the pleasures, challenges, and ridiculousness of...

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The Working Day Colouring Book

£10.99 £7.99

The Working Day Colouring Book The Working Day colouring book captures the essence of the contemporary workplace while offering you the opportunity to express yourself through the relaxing medium of colouring in. Take some well-earned chill time and immerse yourself in the fractal complexity of a man flagging an important email, someone taking an afternoon Malteser break, a group of workers looking at meal deal options in...

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Can't Be Fucked Mug

£12.00 £7.50

Originally released as a screenprint in 2008, 'Punctuation Networking Event' is back in mug form! "People used to use me to partially obscure swearwords, but it seems like they can't be fucked any more." "Luck of the draw, mate. I was long-term unemployed until some bloke invented email."  BUY 2 PUNCTUATION MUGS FOR A TENNER! Comes in a gift box....

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Apostrophe Business Mug

£12.00 £7.50

Originally released as a screenprint in 2008, 'Punctuation Networking Event' is back in mug form! "How's the old apostrophe business?" "Yeah bit quiet. Had a false call out for a carrot sign last night. Greengrocer thought he needed a possessive, turned out he was after a straight plural."  BUY 2 PUNCTUATION MUGS FOR A TENNER! Comes in a gift box....

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Work Fuck Off Socks

£8.99 £5.99

The ultimate work sock, contains a powerful message which remains hidden underneath the bottom of trouser leg, unless you’re wearing shorts or a skirt.   Mens shoe size 7-11 80% Cotton 19% Polyamade 1% Elastane

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Periodic Table Socks

£8.99 £4.99

The Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic and now, thanks to advances in weaving technology, is available to wear on your feet as a pair of socks. Contains 14 handpicked swear elements beautifully knitted into this classic argyle style design. Mens shoe size 7-11 80% Cotton 19% Polyamade 1% Elastane

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Water Cooler Travel Wallet

£2.99 £1.50

"Good weekend?" "Yeah I'm still off my fucking tits" Nurse a Monday hangover on your commute with this handy travel wallet.  

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Successful Idea Travel Wallet

£2.99 £1.50

"Here's an idea, why don't we just do stuff that's going to be really massively successful?"  

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Drive By Christmas Tree Card

£2.50 £1.25

Drive-By Christmas Tree Card Introducing our new Drive By Abuser card collection... "Seasonal tree are you?"    You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Drive By Reindeer Card

£2.50 £1.25

Drive-By Reindeer Card Introducing our new Drive By Abuser card collection... "Alright! pack of reindeer yeah?"    You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Seasonal Cutbacks Presents Card

£2.50 £1.25

"I thought we were cutting back on presents this year?" "don't panic, I nicked this lot from next door"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Merry Christmas Holiday Card

£2.50 £1.25

"don't buy me anything expensive this year" "I wasn't going to, I'm going on holiday"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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Christmas Cheer Wine Card

£2.50 £1.25

"the neighbours want to come round for a glass of wine" "tell 'em they can have the whole bottle if they stay where they are"   You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here. Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your fucking self.

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