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Work Desktop Calendar 2019

£8.99 £4.49

NOW 50% OFF WHILE STOCK LASTS! A compact A5 calendar ideal for sticking on a work desk. Featuring 12 hilarious Work cartoons and essential Modern Toss key dates throughout the year!    

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Modern Toss Calendar 2019

£9.99 £4.99

NOW 50% OFF WHILE STOCK LASTS! Modern Toss has collaborated with TeNeues to bring a new 30 x 30cm calendar with laugh out loud cartoons for all year round. Share the love of Toss with all friends and family! Please note: these calendars do NOT contain swearing.

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Modern Toss Mini Grid Calendar 2019

£5.99 £2.99

NOW 50% OFF WHILE STOCK LASTS! Modern Toss has collaborated with TeNeues to bring a new mini grid calendar (18 x 18cm) with everyday jokes, guaranteed to keep you laughing all year round. Share the love of Toss with all friends and family! Please note: these calendars do NOT contain swearing.

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Christmas Mood Book

£9.99 £4.99

Eighty pages of seasonal cartoon excellence! Contains a hand-picked selection of our greatest festive hits, trussed up in one bumper blowout book. Includes new cartoons!

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Seasonal Bollock Stick

£9.99 £4.99

NOW HALF PRICE! A build-your-own die-cut desktop Christmas tree featuring Alan as a festive tree topper. Stands at 28cm high. Festive, yeah? See the Seasonal Bollock Stick rotate through 360 degrees in this exclusive video. Requires minimal construction skills - watch the how-to video here. Dimensions: Packaged: 28.5cm x 19cm Assembled: 28cm x 17cm x 8cm

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Mindless Violence Colouring Book

£10.99 £7.69

Mindless Violence Colouring Book Achieve a mindful state as you colour in these adrenaline-soaked scenes of mindless violence, created for you by a dedicated team of plain clothes therapists. Experience an overwhelming sense of inner peace as you immerse yourself and your pencils in a world of detail and surprises, including: a man bending a lamppost; a woman setting about a fruit tree with a...

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The Working Day Colouring Book

£10.99 £7.69

The Working Day Colouring Book The Working Day colouring book captures the essence of the contemporary workplace while offering you the opportunity to express yourself through the relaxing medium of colouring in. Take some well-earned chill time and immerse yourself in the fractal complexity of a man flagging an important email, someone taking an afternoon Malteser break, a group of workers looking at meal deal options in...

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Mindlessness Colouring Book

£10.99 £7.69

Mindlessness Colouring Book Modern Toss invites you to explore the mood-boosting art of Mindlessness: sixty-four inspiring pages featuring easily distracted people indulging their mental urges with no concern for real world consequences. Follow a cast of absent-minded men and women as they explore what happens when a series of everyday tasks are approached with a completely empty mind. Includes a...

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The Weekend Colouring Book

£10.99 £7.69

The Weekend Colouring Book Express your end-of-week frustrations by colouring in images depicting the joys of Saturday supermarket shopping, botched DIY projects, attending children’s sports games, visiting the in-laws, buying a takeaway and going out on the lash - the perfect catharsis in preparation for the looming spectre of Monday morning The Weekend colouring book captures the pleasures, challenges, and ridiculousness of...

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Rainbow Shit Scribblers

£10.99 £7.69

Double Ender Rainbow Shit Scribbler Set The first major breakthrough in pencil technology for many decades. Our ‘Double Ender Rainbow Shit Scribblers’ come in a pack of 12; that’s 24 colours, each with their own unique descriptive name such as: Universal Urine, Colon Sunset, and Supermarket Mince.

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Modern Toss Comic - Issue 10

£6.99 £4.89

Comic 10: 'Shit for Brains' NOW 30% OFF! Introducing the 10th comic from Modern Toss - a brand new 64-page collection of single panel jokes covering a range of topics from retail to relationships and featuring classic cartoons from all the favourites: Work, Cheese & Wine and Awkward Cunt. Plus brand new hilarity from Liberty Taker, Legal Longshots, and Pete...

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Modern Toss Comic - Issue 8

£5.99 £4.19

Comic 8 - Route One Bollocks NOW 30% OFF! ‘Route One Bollocks’ is the eighth Modern Toss comic, with a classic Neapolitan ice cream colour scheme. Really gets your tastebuds pinging about. Sixty-four pages of stripped down, single panel, laugh out loud cartoons. Includes new classics from Drive-by Abuser, Work, Cheese & Wine and debut strips from Casual Labour, Priority Pervert and...

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Modern Toss Comic - Issue 7

£5.99 £4.19

Modern Toss Comic - Issue 7 NOW 30% OFF! The seventh comic in a highly irregular series banged out by cult cartoon swear masters Modern Toss. Featuring all your favourites in it, including pathological party chit chat from Cheese & Wine, Mr Tourette's unique take on cupcake entrepreneurs, and demented scamp Alan who, this time round, empties an improvised shitpipe on...

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Modern Toss Comic - Issue 6

£5.99 £4.19

Comic 6 - Le Travail C'est la Merde NOW 30% OFF! Modern Toss Issue 6 - the comic equivalent of poking modern life with a sharp stick. This paperback collection features Modern Toss classics such as Mr Tourette, Fly Talk, and Alan, along with previously unseen strips like Experimental Greetings Cards.

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Modern Toss Comic - Issue 5

£5.99 £4.19

Comic 5 - Buy More Shit NOW 30% OFF! Issue 5 of the Modern Toss comic - full of classic foul-mouthed cartoons and cult favourites like Mr Tourette master signwriter, Home Clubber, Cheese & Wine, and Desperate Business. Described as 'irresistibly nihilistic' by The Daily Telegraph who should fucking know a thing or two about that.   

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Decade Book

£28.00 £21.00

NOW 25% OFF! 'The Best Book Ever' – The Sunday Times Style Magazine  'You will shit yourself laughing.' – The Idler 'Already a contemporary cartoon classic.' – The Guardian 'No one captures the frustrations of modern British life more acutely, or scurrilously, than Modern Toss.' – The Independent This incredible collection documents the Modern Toss story from the very beginning,...

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Work Wrapping Paper

£2.99 £1.50

NOW HALF PRICE! Get your shit-naks all wrapped up with this limited edition Work Wrapping Paper featuring a range of Work cartoons. Pack of 2 sheets, folded flat. Dimensions: 489mm x 692mm

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Alan Horse T-Shirt

£25.00 £17.50

Alan Horse T-Shirt in White A truly majestic depiction of everyone's favourite sociopath, Alan, playing polo on a pink horse. Doesn't get much classier than this.    Available in Small (50cm), Medium (53cm), Large (56cm), Extra Large (60cm). 100% Cotton. Made in the UK with Continental Clothing t-shirts.

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Work Bored T-Shirt

£25.00 £17.50

Work Bored T-Shirt "I think I'll go home, I'm a bit bored"    Available in Small (50cm), Medium (53cm), Large (56cm), Extra Large (60cm). 100% Cotton. Made in UK with Continental Clothing t-shirts.  

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Periodic Table of Swearing Magnet Set

£12.00 £7.20

The Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic and now, thanks to technological advances, is available to stick on your fridge or any other metallic surface. With over 100 full colour individual swear magnets, you'll never be stuck for the right bit of swearing to shout at your fridge again! Magnet sheet dimensions 164mm x 260mm....

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Work Ideas Book Set

£10.99 £6.59

Work Ideas Book Set A set of three A5 notebooks to inspire your productivity. Featuring:   Ideas Meeting "don't think about it, just say it." "fuck you." Successful Idea "here's an idea, why don't we just do stuff that's going to be really massively successful?" Headphones Meeting "so there you have it, any questions?" "run through that again will you, I...

Mr. Tourette Card Bundle

£7.50

All 8 Mr Tourette cards for £7.50! This is what's included: Shit Butler Card Commuter Mood Card Shithole Business Card Cash Rapists Card Sex Tourists Card Whore Card What Are You? Card Horse Fucking Service Card When they're gone, they're gone.

Classic Toss Card Bundle

£7.00

10 classic Modern Toss cards for £7. That's just 70p a card! This bundle includes: Play to Win Card Twitter Symptoms Card Smoking Aerobics Card Customer Services Book Card Bodywork You/Me Card Last Orders Card Smells Like Money Card C&W Real Ale Card C&W Hug Card C&W Interest Rates Card When they're gone, they're gone!

Work Card Bundle

£6.00

Cards from our best selling collection as a bundle, at more than half price! Here are the Work cards included: Work Bi-Lingual Card Lap Dancing Card Webcam Card Narcissist Boss Card Work Bored Card Pencil Twitter Card 6 Months Off Card When they're gone, they're gone!

Coloured in Card Bundle

£7.00

6 of the new Coloured in Card range for £7!  Weekend TV Controls Weekend Parents on Landline Weekend Too Early Working Day Clear My Mind Working Day Twitter Working Day Walk Around When they're gone, they're gone!

Stroller Card Bundle

£6.00

6 classic Stroller cards for £6! Do What You Want Card Go For It Yeah Card Play To Win Card Visualise Your Goal Card Special Dustbin Card Sorry You're Leaving Card  When they're gone, they're gone!

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Work Postcard Set

£10.99 £5.99

Work Postcard Set This Modern Toss postcard set contains 20 bang-on-the-nose cartoons about the contemporary workplace from our highly collectable Work series. Whether you’ve already got a job or are just sitting about, wondering what it might be like to have one, this indispensable collection of postcards should be right up your flipchart. Use them to ask for a raise,...

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Stroller Postcard Set

£10.99 £5.99

Stroller Postcard Set Ever thought about sending your boss a postcard featuring him being serviced from behind by a cart horse? Well you can now, thanks to this surreal and highly collectable Stroller postcard set. Stick ‘em on your wall or reach out and touch a friend with this selection of beautifully-crafted designs celebrating some totally unique and magic moments....

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Drive-By Abuser Postcard Set

£10.99 £5.99

Drive-By Abuser Postcard Set With a brain so sharp you can almost hear it thinking, the scooter-bound Drive-by Abuser will happily tackle any subject in the world and make some sense of it for you. Wearing a hat, climbing a mountain, the social status of brie on the cheese scene – he’s had a crack at all of them. This...

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Protest Poster - No Yeah?

£8.50 £4.25

Protest Poster - No Yeah? Thinking about having a go at someone about something, but not sure where you’re coming from? Try sticking one of these multi purpose protest posters on yer wall! Dimensions: A2

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Desperate Business Book

£7.99 £3.99

Desperate Business Book Laugh in the face of global economic meltdown and double dip recession with Desperate Business, a hilarious collection from cult satirical cartoonists Modern Toss. Sixty-four pages of laugh-out-loud, cutting edge gags plucked fresh from their regular slot in Britain's greatest magazine, Private Eye. Celebrate our national entrepreneurial spirit with this must-have humour compendium.

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Weekend Parents on Landline Card

£2.25 £1.00

One of our parents is trying to call us on the landline. Anyone going to answer?

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Working Day Clear My Mind Card

£2.25 £1.00

As you get nearer to your place of work do you totally clear your mind until there's fuck all in it?

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Narcissist Boss Card

£2.25 £1.00

"Anyway, cheers for all your hard work and here's a little something from me"

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Webcam Card

£2.25 £1.00

"We're exploring new business opportunities. Carry on with the accounts but every time that red light comes on slip your top off

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Shithole Business Card

£2.25 £1.00

"I need a sign for my new concept mobile restaurant, I wheel you around a supermarket, you buy the food then I heat it up in the microwave under the sea. It's for people that live on the go 24-7-365" "No problem, that'll look good with a big bit of plywood on top of it" Later... 'GARY'S SHITHOLE BUSINESS IDEA'...

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What Are You? Card

£2.25 £1.00

"What are you, some sort of cunt?" (T'es qui toi, une sorte de con?)

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Horse Fucking Service Card

£2.25 £1.00

"Ah hello Mr Tourette. I need a sign advertising my exclusive thoroughbred equine stud service. They're all cup winners. That one could fill a coke bottle while I'm talking to you" "Leave it with me" Later... 'HORSE FUCKING SERVICE' "Jeeping shit." "How much for 20 minutes with my pony? It's her birthday"

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6 Months Off Card

£2.25 £1.00

"What illnesses would you recommend for getting 6 months or longer off work?" A get well soon card or an 'I hate work' card that will either cheer the recipient up or make them cry. Or both. We can't take responsibility for that sort of thing.

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Play To Win Card

£2.25 £1.00

"You Play To Win" A Stroller card for the discerning sportsman.

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Smoking Aerobics Card

£2.25 £1.00

"That high intensity speed aerobics class you're advertising, is it smoking or non-smoking?"

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Sex Tourists Card

£2.25 £1.00

"Aah Mr Tourette, we need a brand new livery for our executive city flier jet service. We're looking for a solution that will work for the international market" "You're talking my language" Later... 'SEX TOURISTS' "Oh my Christ" "I know what you're thinking, a bit gloomy"

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Pencil Twitter Card

£2.25 £1.00

"have you got a pencil I can borrow?" "that's brilliant mate, do you mind if I twitter that?" Know someone who can't get their nose out of Twitter? Signal an intervention with this subtle card.