Work Postcard Set

£10.99

Work Postcard Set This Modern Toss postcard set contains 20 bang-on-the-nose cartoons about the contemporary workplace from our highly collectable Work series. Whether you’ve already got a job or are just sitting about, wondering what it might be like to have one, this indispensable collection of postcards should be right up your flipchart. Use them to ask for a raise,...

Drive-By Abuser Postcard Set

£10.99

Drive-By Abuser Postcard Set With a brain so sharp you can almost hear it thinking, the scooter-bound Drive-by Abuser will happily tackle any subject in the world and make some sense of it for you. Wearing a hat, climbing a mountain, the social status of brie on the cheese scene – he’s had a crack at all of them. This...

Stroller Postcard Set

£10.99

Stroller Postcard Set Ever thought about sending your boss a postcard featuring him being serviced from behind by a cart horse? Well you can now, thanks to this surreal and highly collectable Stroller postcard set. Stick ‘em on your wall or reach out and touch a friend with this selection of beautifully-crafted designs celebrating some totally unique and magic moments....

The Working Day Colouring Book

£10.99

The Working Day Colouring Book The Working Day colouring book captures the essence of the contemporary workplace while offering you the opportunity to express yourself through the relaxing medium of colouring in. Take some well-earned chill time and immerse yourself in the fractal complexity of a man flagging an important email, someone taking an afternoon Malteser break, a group of workers looking at meal deal options in...

Mindless Violence Colouring Book

£10.99

Mindless Violence Colouring Book Achieve a mindful state as you colour in these adrenaline-soaked scenes of mindless violence, created for you by a dedicated team of plain clothes therapists. Experience an overwhelming sense of inner peace as you immerse yourself and your pencils in a world of detail and surprises, including: a man bending a lamppost; a woman setting about a fruit tree with a...

Rainbow Shit Scribblers

£10.99

Double Ender Rainbow Shit Scribbler Set The first major breakthrough in pencil technology for many decades. Our ‘Double Ender Rainbow Shit Scribblers’ come in a pack of 12; that’s 24 colours, each with their own unique descriptive name such as: Universal Urine, Colon Sunset, and Supermarket Mince. Combine with our new colouring books, Mindless Violence and The Working Day for the full colouring experience -...

Best of Work Book

£8.99

Best of Work Book Eighty pages of bang-on-the-nose cartoons set in the contemporary workplace, featuring the very best from the Modern Toss Work cartoon collection. An indispensable manual of job jokes, whether you've got a job, lost a job, or are just sitting around thinking about getting one. Includes Work cartoons as well as choice selections from the comics, the More Work book, and the...

Ideas Meeting Mug

£9.99

Idea Meeting Mug   "don't think about it, just say it." "fuck you."   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.   Available in a set with the Work at Weekend Mug here. The Ideas Meeting cartoon can also be found as a greetings card, poster, magnet and much more here.

Work at Weekend Mug

£9.99

Work at Weekend Mug "can you come in at the weekend?" "I'll come in but I'm not fucking doing anything."   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.   Available in a set with the Ideas Meeting mug here. The Work at the Weekend cartoon can also be found on a greetings card.

Periodic Table Mug

£9.99

Periodic Table of Swearing Mug Best Seller! The Periodic Table of Swearing contains a comprehensive selection of the finest swearing insults and is now available on a mug for passive-aggressive tea drinking.    Modern Toss gift box included. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.   You can also get the Periodic Table of Swearing design on a tea...

Work is Shit Bag

£5.99

Le Travail C'est La Merde Bag (Work is Shit) Cart around your work stuff in this statement cotton shopper and hope your boss doesn't speak badly-translated French.   Screen printed 38x42cm long-handled natural cotton bag. The 'Work is Shit' design is also available on a t-shirt and limited edition print.

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Work Ideas Book Set

£10.99 £6.59

Work Ideas Book Set A set of three A5 notebooks to inspire your productivity. Featuring:   Ideas Meeting "don't think about it, just say it." "fuck you." Successful Idea "here's an idea, why don't we just do stuff that's going to be really massively successful?" Headphones Meeting "so there you have it, any questions?" "run through that again will you, I...

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Shit Scribbler Pencil

£1.99 £1.50

Shit Scribbler Pencil Solid rectangle carpenter-style pencil. Get scribbling yeah? L 180mm x W 15mm x H 7mm

Work Fuck Off Mug

£9.99

Work Fuck Off Mug “I can’t come in today, so fuck off.”   Ideal for work appraisals and sick days.   Comes with a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.  Available in a set with the Fuck Ikea mug here. This design is also available on a greetings card, a coaster, a fridge magnet, or Risograph print....

Ikea Mug

£9.99

"Let's go to Ikea." "Fuck Ikea."   Choose tea, not meatballs yeah?   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.   The Fuck Ikea cartoon can also be found on a greetings card and a coaster. Special offer: buy the Ikea and Work mugs as a set for £16.50!

Periodic Table Tea Towel

£12.00

Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel The only tea-towel that will get you fluent in obscenity as well as drying your dishes. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 chemical swearing elements, grouped by category.  Also available as a mug, magnet set, and poster. 

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Periodic Table Magnet Set

£12.00 £7.20

Periodic Table of Swearing Magnet Set The Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic and now, thanks to technological advances, is available to stick on your fridge or any other metallic surface. With over 100 full colour individual swear magnets, you'll never be stuck for the right bit of swearing to shout at your fridge again!...

Periodic Table Poster

£8.50

Periodic Table Poster The Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic. With over 100 swear elements to choose from, you'll never be stuck for the right bit of swearing to shout at your mates again! Poster size is A2

Ideas Meeting Poster

£8.50

Ideas Meeting Poster "don't think about it, just say it." "fuck you."   This classic cartoon is now available as an inspirational poster to hang in your office meeting room.  Poster size is A2.   Check out other Ideas Meeting products here!  

Space Argument Poster

£8.50

Space Argument Poster A Modern Toss classic from Comic 2 to hang on your wall.   “stick this flag in over there.” “you fucking do it.”   Poster size is A2   Space Argument designs are also available on a load of other stuff. 

Work Fuck Off Coaster

£2.99

Work Fuck Off Coaster "I can't come in today so fuck off." Be assertive at work with this bright and inspiring coaster.   For more 'Work Fuck Off' products click here.

Water Cooler Coaster

£2.99

Water Cooler Coaster  "good weekend?" "yeah, I'm still off my fucking tits."    For more 'Water Cooler' products click here.

Successful Idea Coaster

£2.99

Successful Idea Coaster “Here’s an idea, why don’t we just do stuff that’s really massively successful?”   A classic Work cartoon immortalised in coaster form. Also available as a greetings card, notebook and risograph print.

Ideas Meeting Coaster

£2.99

Ideas Meeting Coaster "don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you"   An inspiring coaster to get you ready for that Monday morning meeting. For the full Ideas Meeting collection click here.

Dog at Work Coaster

£2.99

Dog at Work Coaster "you can't bring a dog into work." "er hello? He's not actually working."   This design is also available on a greetings card.

Line Manager Coaster

£2.99

Line Manager Coaster “how are you getting on with your new line manager?” “he’s a fucking cunt.”   This design is also available on a greetings card. 

Bored as Arseholes Coaster

£2.99

Bored as Arseholes Coaster "I see from your afternoon tweet that you’re 'bored as fucking arseholes" “yeah cheers, I didn’t know you were following me”   Also available as a greetings card.

Executive Work Bored Wallet

£4.99

Executive Work Bored Wallet This executive-style padded travel wallet comes with a handy excuse for quitting work early:  "I'm a bit bored, I think I'll go home."   Dimensions:  99mm x 70mm Materials: PVU Leather with Silver Embossed cartoon.

Successful Idea Travel Wallet

£2.99

Successful Idea Travel Wallet "Here's an idea, why don't we just do stuff that's going to be really massively successful?"   This design is also available on other products, check them out here.

Ideas Meeting Travel Wallet

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Ideas Meeting Travel Wallet “don’t think about it, just say it” “fuck you”   A classic Work cartoon to inspire you on your morning commute.  This design is also available on other products, check them out here.

Water Cooler Travel Wallet

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Water Cooler Travel Wallet “Good weekend?” “Yeah I’m still off my fucking tits.”   Nurse a Monday hangover on your commute with this handy travel wallet. This design is also available on other products, check them out here.

Specific Time Travel Wallet

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Specific Time Travel Wallet  "Whoa hang on, so the deal as you see it is - I have to come in almost everyday at a specific time?"   This design is also available on other products, check them out here.

Work Fuck Off Magnet

£2.99

Work Fuck Off Magnet "I can't come in today so fuck off."   Refer to this fridge magnet whenever you need a day off work.   Get the Fuck Off Work design on a greetings card, mug, coaster, or Risograph print.

Ideas Meeting Magnet

£2.99

Ideas Meeting Magnet Stretch your creativity to the limit and get that bonus.  You can also get the Ideas Meeting cartoon on a greetings card, coaster, travel wallet or T-shirt. 

Water Cooler Magnet

£2.99

Water Cooler Magnet "Good weekend?" "Yeah, I'm still off my fucking tits."   A typical Monday morning work cartoon slapped onto a magnet for your enjoyment. Stick it somewhere metal yeah? That's how magnets work.   You can also get the Water Cooler design on a greetings card, coaster, and travel wallet.  

Modern Toss Comic - Issue 8

£5.99

Modern Toss Comic - Issue 8 ‘Route One Bollocks’ is the eighth Modern Toss comic, with a classic Neapolitan ice cream colour scheme. Really gets your tastebuds pinging about. Sixty-four pages of stripped down, single panel, laugh out loud cartoons. Includes new classics from Drive-by Abuser, Work, Cheese & Wine and debut strips from Casual Labour, Priority Pervert and Legal Highz.

Modern Toss Comic - Issue 7

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Modern Toss Comic - Issue 7 The seventh comic in a highly irregular series banged out by cult cartoon swear masters Modern Toss. Featuring all your favourites in it, including pathological party chit chat from Cheese & Wine, Mr Tourette's unique take on cupcake entrepreneurs, and demented scamp Alan who, this time round, empties an improvised shitpipe on an arts festival....

Modern Toss Comic - Issue 6

£5.99

Modern Toss Comic - Issue 6 Modern Toss Issue 6 - the comic equivalent of poking modern life with a sharp stick. This paperback collection features Modern Toss classics such as Mr Tourette, Fly Talk, and Alan, along with previously unseen strips like Experimental Greetings Cards.

Modern Toss Comic - Issue 5

£5.99

Modern Toss Comic - Issue 5 Issue 5 of the Modern Toss comic - full of classic foul-mouthed cartoons and cult favourites like Mr Tourette master signwriter, Home Clubber, Cheese & Wine, and Desperate Business. Described as 'irresistibly nihilistic' by The Daily Telegraph who should fucking know a thing or two about that.