Flies of the British Isles Tea Towel

£12.00

Flies of the British Isles Tea Towel Wipe the fuck out of your dishes with a Modern Toss tea towel.

Work Biscuits Tea Towel

£12.00

Work Biscuits Tea Towel Wipe the fuck out of your dishes with a Modern Toss tea towel.  

Ideas Meeting Tea Towel

£12.00

Ideas Meeting Tea Towel Wipe the fuck out of your dishes with a Modern Toss tea towel.

Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel

£12.00

Periodic Table of Swearing Tea Towel The only tea-towel that will get you fluent in obscenity as well as drying your dishes. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 chemical swearing elements, grouped by category. 

Toss Playing Cards

£12.00

Modern Toss Playing Cards Thinking of playing a card game? Might as well use these fuckers straight from the World of Toss. With extra Jokers. STOCK NOW IN!

Work Fuck Off Mug

£12.00

“I can’t come in today, so fuck off.”   Comes with a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.  Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up with a coaster! Choose any square coaster from the drop-down list to go with your Work Fuck Off...

Cup of Tea Mug

£12.00

Cup of Tea Mug NEW! Modern Toss mug yeah? Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up with a coaster! Choose any square coaster from the drop-down list to go with your Cup of Tea Mug...

Not Interested Mug

£12.00

Not Interested Mug Making a statement with a mug are ya? From Cheese & Wine cartoon: "Have you heard about Peter's new car?" "No have you read my sign?" Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo...

For Fuck's Sake Protest Mug

£12.00

For Fuck's Sake Protest Mug Protesting with a mug are ya? Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up with a coaster! Choose any square coaster from the drop-down list to go with your For...

Like No Yeah Protest Mug

£12.00

Like No Yeah Protest Mug Protesting with a mug are ya? Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up with a coaster! Choose any square coaster from the drop-down list to go with your Like...

Key Strategy Meeting Mug

£12.00

Key Strategy Meeting Mug "first item, Peter would like to apologise for his absence, says he couldn't be fucked" Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up with a coaster! Choose any square coaster...

Work Amazing Figures Mug

£12.00

Work Amazing Figures Mug "these end of year figures are amazing" "yeah cheers, I fiddled around with them 'til they were bigger than last year's" Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up...

Work Biscuits Mug

£12.00

Work Biscuits Mug "right Steve, come on what are you bringing to the table?" "I brought the biscuits?" Comes in a gift box Dishwasher and microwave safe New size: 9cm high x 8cm diameter Want something to drink your tea out of and somewhere to put it in between sips yeah? Combo it up with a coaster! Choose any square coaster...

Work at Weekend Mug

£12.00

Keep ahold of your overtime rage with some calming work shit-naks. "can you come in at the weekend?" "I'll come in but I'm not fucking doing anything."   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter. Choose any square coaster from the drop-down list to go with your Work at the Weekend Mug. Coaster...

Ideas Meeting Mug

£12.00

Ideas Meeting Mug Mug it up with some inspirational work shit-naks yeah? Nice one. "don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you" Comes in a gift box.  Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter. Choose any coaster from the drop-down list to go with your Ideas Meeting mug. Coaster dimensions: 10cm x 10cm Square

Periodic Table of Swearing Mug

£12.00

Periodic Table of Swearing Mug The Periodic Table of Swearing contains a comprehensive selection of the finest swearing insults and is now available on a mug for passive-aggressive tea drinking. Modern Toss gift box included. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Maximise your swearing options with this Periodic of Table Swearing Mug and coaster combo.  Choose any coaster from the drop-down list to match...

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Wall Calendar 2022

£12.99 £10.39

SOLD OUT! Thinking about trying to do something on specific day or work out when your birthday is?This 365 day calendar will help you, contains notable dates and birthdays of notable people. Size: A3 with looped hanger and more space to write shit.

Inspirational Pencil Set

£9.99

NEW! Inspirational Pencil Set Need some further inspiration, with a bit less swearing, to get back on track after this shitstorm of a year? DON'T GIVE UP TILL YOU REACH LUNCHTIME! One for every day of the week.

Great Meeting Mouse Mat

£9.99

Great Meeting Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 200mm.

Working From Home Mouse Mat

£9.99

Working From Home Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 200mm.

A Quick Word Mouse Mat

£9.99

A Quick Word Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 200mm.

Data Analyst Mouse Mat

£9.99

Data Analyst Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 200mm.

The Working Day Mouse Mat

£9.99

The Working Day Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 200mm.

Work Biscuits Mouse Mat

£9.99

Work Biscuits Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 200mm.

Ideas Meeting Mouse Mat

£9.99

Ideas Meeting Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 200mm.

Periodic Table Mouse Mat

£9.99

Periodic Table Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 200mm.

Motivational Pencil Set

£9.99

NEW! Motivational Pencil Set Need some motivation to get back on it after this shitstorm of a year? FUCKING WADE IN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS YEAH! One for every day of the week.

Periodic Table of Swearing Magnet Set

£9.99

The Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic and now, thanks to technological advances, is available to stick on your fridge or any other metallic surface. With over 100 full colour individual swear magnets, you'll never be stuck for the right bit of swearing to shout at your fridge again! Magnet sheet dimensions 164mm x 260mm....

Periodic Table A5 Notebook

£8.99

Periodic Table of Swearing Notebook One of the 21st century's most cutting edge designs has been stuck on the cover of a notebook. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 swear elements including personal favourites, 'Stinks Like Piss', 'Who's The Prat In The Corner' and 'Stupid Cunt.' Perfect for taking notes in class or at work, while sneakily swearing...

Work is Shit Tote Bag

£7.99

Le Travail C'est la Merde Tote Bag French innit. Roughly translates to Work is Shit, which it is. We've done a reprint, so you can flash this round the office or at home like you don't care. STOCK NOW IN!

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Can't Be Fucked Mug

£12.00 £7.50

Originally released as a screenprint in 2008, 'Punctuation Networking Event' is back in mug form! "People used to use me to partially obscure swearwords, but it seems like they can't be fucked any more." "Luck of the draw, mate. I was long-term unemployed until some bloke invented email." 2 FOR £10 ON PUNCTUATION MUGS Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher...

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Apostrophe Business Mug

£12.00 £7.50

Originally released as a screenprint in 2008, 'Punctuation Networking Event' is back in mug form! "How's the old apostrophe business?" "Yeah bit quiet. Had a false call out for a carrot sign last night. Greengrocer thought he needed a possessive, turned out he was after a straight plural." 2 FOR £10 ON PUNCTUATION MUGS Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher...

Chill Out Yeah Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. NOW AVAILABLE IN A5 AND A6 SIZE - SELECT BELOW Delivered across 96/64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A5/A6 format. "how much is your meditation course?" "80 quid" "well that's fucking wound me right up for a start"

Work Robot Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Work Robot Notebook "I'm worried about the effects of new technology on my work prospects" "Don't panic, we offered your job to a robot and he didn't want it"

Apostrophe Business Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Punctuation Apostrophe Business Notebook "How's the old apostrophe business?" "Yeah bit quiet. Had a false call out for a carrot sign last night. Greengrocer thought he needed a possessive,...

Working Day Lie Down Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. NOW AVAILABLE IN A5 AND A6 SIZE - SELECT BELOW Delivered across 96/64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A5/A6 format. "When I get in from work, I like to have a drink and a lie down."

Can't Be Fucked Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Punctuation Can't Be Fucked Notebook "this spreadsheet of yours doesn't make any sense" "yeah it's bollocks innit"

Data Analyst Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Data Analyst Notebook "this spreadsheet of yours doesn't make any sense" "yeah it's bollocks innit"

Arseholes Anonymous Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Fucking Arseholes Anonymous Notebook "hello my name's Peter and I'm a fucking arsehole"

Work Team Player Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Work Team Player Notebook "hi sorry I'm late, I couldn't be fucked to get here any quicker"

Work Biscuits Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. NOW AVAILABLE IN A5 AND A6 SIZE - SELECT BELOW Delivered across 96/64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A5/A6 format. "right Steve, come on what are you bringing the table?" "I brought the biscuits?"

Early Retirement Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. NOW AVAILABLE IN A5 AND A6 SIZE - SELECT BELOW Delivered across 96/64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A5/A6 format. "I'm thinking of taking an early retirement" "how early?" "about 2.30"

Ideas Meeting Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. NOW AVAILABLE IN A5 OR A6 FORMAT - SELECT BELOW Delivered across 96/64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A5/A6 format. "don't think about it just say it" "fuck you"

Work Amazing Figures Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. NOW AVAILABLE IN A5 AND A6 SIZES - SELECT BELOW Delivered across 96/64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A5/A6 format. "these end of year figures are amazing" "yeah cheers, I fiddled around with them 'til they were bigger than...

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Desktop Calendar 2022

£8.99 £4.49

NOW HALF PRICE! Thinking about trying to do something on specific day or work out when your birthday is?This 365 day calendar will help you, contains notable dates and birthdays of notable people. Size: A5 with insert stand

Swear Tree Wrapping Paper

£2.99

Swear Tree Wrapping Paper Get your shit-naks all wrapped up with this limited edition wrapping paper for the full Toss effect this Christmas. Circle up your favourite swear word! Sold in packs of 2, 4 and 6. Dimensions: 489mm x 692mm

Xmas Dinner Wrapping Paper

£2.99

Xmas Dinner Wrapping Paper Get your shit-naks all wrapped up with this limited edition wrapping paper for the full Toss effect this Christmas. Sold in packs of 2, 4 and 6. Dimensions: 489mm x 692mm

Ideas Meeting Wrapping Paper

£2.99

Ideas Meeting Wrapping Paper Get your shit-naks all wrapped up with this limited edition Ideas Meeting Wrapping Paper. Just say it yeah? Sold in packs of 2, 4 and 6.  Dimensions: 489mm x 692mm

Cup of Tea Coaster

£2.99

"Anyone want a cup of tea?" "Not if you're fucking making it" 

Ideas Meeting Bookmark

£2.99

Ideas Meeting Bookmark - It's magnetic yeah? 'don't think about it, just say it!' 'fuck you'

Brow Bar Bookmark

£2.99

Brow Bar Bookmark - It's magnetic yeah? 'I've got a big meeting coming up, can you make me look I'm really interested'

Work at Weekend Bookmark

£2.99

Work at Weekend Bookmark - It's magnetic yeah? 'can you come in at the weekend?' 'I'll come in but I'm not fucking doing anything'

Punctuation Can't Be Fucked Bookmark

£2.99

Punctuation Can't Be Fucked Bookmark - It's magnetic yeah? 'People used to use me to partially obscure swearwords, but it seems like they can't be fucked anymore.' 'Luck of the drawer mate, I was long term unemployed until some block invented email.'

Punctuation What Do You Do Bookmark

£2.99

Punctuation What Do You Do Bookmark - It's magnetic yeah? 'And what do you do?' 'Traditionally, I indicate an elaboration of something that went just before me, but since texting came along I've been doing a lot of work with the old end bracket here.' 'Yeah we've been run off our feet lately, people can't leave us alone.'

Customer Services Bookmark

£2.99

Customer Services Bookmark - It's magnetic yeah? 'this book I bought off you, is fucking shit'

Work Fuck Off Magnet

£2.99

"I can't come in today so fuck off." Refer to this fridge magnet whenever you need a day off work.  

Water Cooler Magnet

£2.99

"Good weekend?" "Yeah, I'm still off my fucking tits." A typical Monday morning work cartoon slapped onto a magnet for your enjoyment. Stick it somewhere metal yeah? That's how magnets work.

Work Biscuits Coaster

£2.99

"right Steve, come on what are you bringing to the table?" "I brought the biscuits?"  

Data Analyst Coaster

£2.99

"this spreadsheet of yours doesn't appear to make any sense" "yeah it's bollocks innit"  

Work from Home Coaster

£2.99

"we've decided we'd like you to work from home, preferably for someone else."  

Line Manager Coaster

£2.99

“how are you getting on with your new line manager?” “he’s a fucking cunt.”

Ideas Meeting Coaster

£2.99

"don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you"  

Work Fuck Off Coaster

£2.99

"I can't come in today so fuck off."  

Dog at Work Coaster

£2.99

"you can't bring a dog into work." "er hello? he's not actually working."