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2001 Space Argument T-Shirt

£25.00 £17.50

2001: A Space Argument T-Shirt “Does that look like the fucking moon?” “It’s a bit hot, can you turn the fan on?”    Available in Small (50cm), Medium (53cm), Large (56cm), Extra Large (60cm). 100% Cotton. Made in UK with Continental Clothing t-shirts.   See our new and improved returns system here.

Alan Horse Piss T-Shirt

£25.00

Alan Horse Piss T-Shirt This classic horse based design has been shit-tweaked to perfectly compliment our stunning Horse Piss Beer cans. Available in Small (50cm), Medium (53cm), Large (56cm) and Extra Large (60cm) 100% Cotton. Made in UK with Continental Clothing t-shirts.   See our new and improved returns system here.

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Alan T-Shirt

£25.00 £17.50

Alan T-shirt What's he running from? Where's he running to? All we know is somewhere, someone's shouting "you wanker!" at him.   Available in Small (50cm), Medium (53cm), Large (56cm) and Extra Large (60cm) 100% Cotton. Made in UK with Continental Clothing t-shirts.   See our new and improved returns system here.  

Best of Work Book

£8.99

Best of Work Book Eighty pages of bang-on-the-nose cartoons set in the contemporary workplace, featuring the very best from the Modern Toss Work cartoon collection. An indispensable manual of job jokes,whether you've got a job, lost a job, or are just sitting around thinking about getting one. Includes Work cartoons as well as choice selections from the comics, the More...

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Bit More Specific T-Shirt

£25.00 £17.50

Mr Tourette - Bit More Specific T-Shirt You’re going to have to be a bit more specific, yeah?   Last few available in Small and Medium. 100% Cotton. Made in UK with Continental Clothing t-shirts.   See our new and improved returns system here.  

Bodywork Losing Weight Card

£2.25

"I've lost quite a bit of weight worrying about not going to the gym"

Bored as Arseholes Coaster

£2.99

"I see from your afternoon tweet that you’re 'bored as fucking arseholes" “yeah cheers, I didn’t know you were following me”  

Brighton Fringe 2004

£110.00

Brighton Fringe 2004 Giclee Print This was the cover of the Brighton Festival Fringe brochure in 2004. “what it is?”“it’s a seagull, I did it with a spade” Signed giclee print. Limited blind stamped edition of 100. Dimensions: 42cm x 59.4cm.  

Customer Feedback Riso Print

£55.00

Work - Customer Feedback Risograph "great to get all this feedback off our new customer forum." "yeah I had no idea we were such a shit company."   One of 100 limited edition signed risograph prints as seen in the 2014 'Decade in the Shithouse' exhibition. Dimensions: 297mm x 420mm (A3) 

Customer Services Kitchen Riso Print

£55.00

Customer Services Kitchen Riso Print "this kitchen I bought off you, has given me manic depression."   One of 100 limited edition signed risograph prints as seen in the 2014 'Decade in the Shithouse' exhibition. Dimensions: 297mm x 420mm (A3)  

Customer Services Pants Riso Print

£55.00

Customer Services Pants Riso Print "these pants I bought off you, there's shit in them, but it's not mine, how do I stand legally?"   One of 100 limited edition signed risograph prints as seen in the 2014 'Decade in the Shithouse' exhibition. Dimensions: 297mm x 420mm (A3)  

Data Analyst Phone Case

£14.99

Got a phone yeah? Why not look after it with this high-quality phone case from the House of Toss. Scratch resistant, thin but strong as fuck and made out of some ultra durable wipe clean polycarbon bollocks. These snap-on cases cover the back and sides of the phone with easy access to all holes for sticking wires in. Next day...

Decade Book

£28.00

'The Best Book Ever' – The Sunday Times Style Magazine  'You will shit yourself laughing.' – The Idler 'Already a contemporary cartoon classic.' – The Guardian 'No one captures the frustrations of modern British life more acutely, or scurrilously, than Modern Toss.' – The Independent This incredible collection documents the Modern Toss story from the very beginning, with 560pages and...

Dog at Work Coaster

£2.99

"you can't bring a dog into work." "er hello? he's not actually working."  

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Drive-By Abuser Postcard Set

£10.99 £5.99

Drive-By Abuser Postcard Set With a brain so sharp you can almost hear it thinking, the scooter-bound Drive-by Abuser will happily tackle any subject in the world and make some sense of it for you. Wearing a hat, climbing a mountain, the social status of brie on the cheese scene – he’s had a crack at all of them. This...

Drive-by Abuser T-Shirt

£25.00

Drive-by Abuser T-Shirt Wearin’ a t-shirt yeah?  Why not it’s your life, see you 'round yeah.  Available in Small (50cm), Medium (53cm), Large (56cm) and Extra Large (60cm) 100% Cotton. Made in UK with Continental Clothing t-shirts.   See our new and improved returns system here.  

Fucking Typical Riso Print

£55.00

Fucking Typical Riso Print "I want a bank loan." "I'm going to have to take a few details down." "tell you what mate fucking swivel on it, no wonder the country's fucked."   One of 100 limited edition signed risograph prints as seen in the 2014 'Decade in the Shithouse' exhibition. Dimensions: 297mm x 420mm (A3)

Ideas Meeting Coaster

£2.99

"don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you"  

Ideas Meeting Mug

£12.00

 2 FOR £20 ON ALL MUGS! "don't think about it, just say it" "fuck you"   Comes in a gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter.

Ideas Meeting Phone Case

£14.99

Got a phone yeah? Why not look after it with this high-quality phone case from the House of Toss. Scratch resistant, thin but strong as fuck and made out of some ultra durable wipe clean polycarbon bollocks. These snap-on cases cover the back and sides of the phone with easy access to all holes for sticking wires in. Next day...

Ideas Meeting Poster

£8.50

Ideas Meeting Poster "don't think about it, just say it." "fuck you."   This classic cartoon is now available as an inspirational poster to hang in your office meeting room.  Poster size is A2.   Check out other Ideas Meeting products here!  

Line Manager Coaster

£2.99

“how are you getting on with your new line manager?” “he’s a fucking cunt.”

Line Manager Phone Case

£14.99

Got a phone yeah? Why not look after it with this high-quality phone case from the House of Toss. Scratch resistant, thin but strong as fuck and made out of some ultra durable wipe clean polycarbon bollocks. These snap-on cases cover the back and sides of the phone with easy access to all holes for sticking wires in. Next day...

Mindless Violence Colouring Book

£10.99

Mindless Violence Colouring Book Achieve a mindful state as you colour in these adrenaline-soaked scenes of mindless violence, created for you by a dedicated team of plain clothes therapists. Experience an overwhelming sense of inner peace as you immerse yourself and your pencils in a world of detail and surprises, including: a man bending a lamppost; a woman setting about a fruit tree with a...