Motivational Pencil Set

£9.99

NEW! Motivational Pencil Set Need some motivation to get back on it after this shitstorm of a year? FUCKING WADE IN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS YEAH! One for every day of the week.

Inspirational Pencil Set

£9.99

NEW! Inspirational Pencil Set Need some further inspiration, with a bit less swearing, to get back on track after this shitstorm of a year? DON'T GIVE UP TILL YOU REACH LUNCHTIME! One for every day of the week.

Periodic Table Mouse Mat

£9.99

Periodic Table Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 200mm.

Great Meeting Mouse Mat

£9.99

Great Meeting Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 200mm.

Working From Home Mouse Mat

£9.99

Working From Home Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 200mm.

A Quick Word Mouse Mat

£9.99

A Quick Word Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 200mm.

Data Analyst Mouse Mat

£9.99

Data Analyst Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 200mm.

Ideas Meeting Mouse Mat

£9.99

Ideas Meeting Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 200mm.

The Working Day Mouse Mat

£9.99

The Working Day Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 200mm.

Work Biscuits Mouse Mat

£9.99

Work Biscuits Mouse Mat Introducing NEW Modern Toss Mouse Mats... Fucking get clicking yeah? Non slip foam base. 235mm x 200mm.

Periodic Table A5 Notebook

£8.99

Periodic Table of Swearing Notebook One of the 21st century's most cutting edge designs has been stuck on the cover of a notebook. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 swear elements including personal favourites, 'Stinks Like Piss', 'Who's The Prat In The Corner' and 'Stupid Cunt.' Perfect for taking notes in class or at work, while sneakily swearing...

Chill Out Yeah Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. NOW AVAILABLE IN A5 AND A6 SIZE - SELECT BELOW Delivered across 96/64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A5/A6 format. "how much is your meditation course?" "80 quid" "well that's fucking wound me right up for a start"

Work Robot Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Work Robot Notebook "I'm worried about the effects of new technology on my work prospects" "Don't panic, we offered your job to a robot and he didn't want it"

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Paris Hat Notebook

£4.99 £3.50

Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Punctuation Paris Hat Notebook "I love your hat" "thanks, I picked it up in Paris"  

Apostrophe Business Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Punctuation Apostrophe Business Notebook "How's the old apostrophe business?" "Yeah bit quiet. Had a false call out for a carrot sign last night. Greengrocer thought he needed a possessive,...

Working Day Lie Down Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. NOW AVAILABLE IN A5 AND A6 SIZE - SELECT BELOW Delivered across 96/64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A5/A6 format. "When I get in from work, I like to have a drink and a lie down."

Can't Be Fucked Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Punctuation Can't Be Fucked Notebook "this spreadsheet of yours doesn't make any sense" "yeah it's bollocks innit"

Data Analyst Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Data Analyst Notebook "this spreadsheet of yours doesn't make any sense" "yeah it's bollocks innit"

Arseholes Anonymous Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Fucking Arseholes Anonymous Notebook "hello my name's Peter and I'm a fucking arsehole"

Work Team Player Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Work Team Player Notebook "hi sorry I'm late, I couldn't be fucked to get here any quicker"

Work Biscuits Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. NOW AVAILABLE IN A5 AND A6 SIZE - SELECT BELOW Delivered across 96/64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A5/A6 format. "right Steve, come on what are you bringing the table?" "I brought the biscuits?"

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Pencil Twitter Notebook

£4.99 £3.50

Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. Delivered across 64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A6 format. Pencil Twitter Notebook "have you got a pencil I can borrow?" "that's brilliant mate, do you mind if I twitter that?"

Early Retirement Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. NOW AVAILABLE IN A5 AND A6 SIZE - SELECT BELOW Delivered across 96/64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A5/A6 format. "I'm thinking of taking an early retirement" "how early?" "about 2.30"

Ideas Meeting Notebook

£4.99

Introducing the NEW range of Modern Toss Notebooks perfect for pretending to take notes at work, during class or in any awkward situation. NOW AVAILABLE IN A5 OR A6 FORMAT - SELECT BELOW Delivered across 96/64 crisp-white feint lined pages in a modern A5/A6 format. "don't think about it just say it" "fuck you"

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